Lord Peet

artist, in theory adult— May occasionally post adult things. They or he is fine.

[softobytwt]

straight up “drawing” it. and by “it” well haha. lets just say my Nothing

[wrenchswango]

I love chain lightening what a classic spell. fuck you and you and you and you and you and

[evilnonbinarywizard]

Can someone explain to me why in the fuck the Wizarding Council just banned "Summon Greater Xylophone?!" How on Earth was that spell being used such that it was bannable?

[victusinveritas]

By the way, It Could Happen Here and Behind the Bastards are great podcasts by Robert Evans and friends.

[john-boneman-lich-lord]

"Summon ketamine ape is a banned spell" fuck it fine whatever, I summon a normal gorilla. I summon some ketamine.

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

the king has abruptly fired 60% of his wizard staff, so he’s about to be abruptly surprised at who floated 100% of his formerly floating sky castle

[3000s]

[thriron]

[italianwizard]

I suggest replacing it with some kind of homosexual (they're way better squires)

[mug-of-beans]

“The old magic persists thanks to it’s unfathomable power.”

No, the old magic persists because the new magic can’t run the legacy spells I need to do my job, and keeps trying to install spirits I don’t want or need onto my orb.

[quixotic-dragon]

Personal gold stars

[pangur-and-grim]

wait, how do people who aren't flexible clip their toenails? like how do you bring your foot up to your face?

[transjudas]

never take for granted the moments when you’re not nauseous

[peeznutz]

that stupidass orb post is doing numbers. perhaps i will go back to my wizardposting roots

[mulders-too-large-shirt]

occasionally, you will discover an artist who drew roughly 300 beautiful pictures of your favorite characters over the course of a month and then never touched them again. you must accept this as a gift.

[paverics]

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

[paverics]

comedians can only dream of writing something this funny

[ex-riddlecats]

i'll be honest it gets kind of annoying when ppls immediate canned response to an m/f ship is "she deserves better" because over half the people who say that then proceed to hyperfocus on some yaoi with the man involved and never give the woman a second glance. forgive me but i think she deserves better than being girlbossed off screen and never mentioned again

[kiwimintlime]

*feministly*: women should never be centered in stories because Bad Stuff™ might happen to them

[nortsmedley]

me when I wake up at six am for my five hour shift and my boss begs me to stay for nine hours instead

[nortsmedley]

me when I wake up at six am for my five hour shift and my boss begs me to stay for nine hours instead