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hi welcome to my wiz/pirate 101 blog! any name/pronouns are cool || have beaten pirate a couple times. i'm still in the middle of wizard arc 2 but i do not care abt spoilers || HOPEFULLY i'll remember this time to post vague info abt Characters I Made

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[pekuliar-observations]

bird :)

[where-is-tom-scott-today]

[hazeldragonblossoms]

aita for trying to summon a god to resurrect my wife?

i (142m) recently lost my wife (139f) to terminal illness. we were married for nearly 127 years, and were survivors of a disaster that destroyed our home city and killed nearly everyone in it. she was my best friend, the love of my life, and the light of my world. i’ve spent months trying to move on, but the pain of losing her has only grown stronger since her death, with my grief eventually leading me to quit my job and travel in the hopes of finding something else to live for. i will be upfront in admitting that, in the process of quitting, i blew up the school i worked at (no one was hurt), almost killed my assistant (he’s fine), and released a bunch of monsters from the abandoned gated community i had contained them in a few decades prior (long story).

anyway, during my travels i came across a relic that contained immense necromantic power, but i quickly realized that i would be unable to utilize it for my purposes on my own, as my wife had been dead for several months by that time and was well past the point of resurrection by conventional means. long story short, i decided to harness the power of the same god that caused the disaster that destroyed my and my wife’s former home.

as it turns out, my former boss (????m) picked up a kid (13x) off the street around the same time this was happening, and tasked my brother (also 142m, we’re twins) with teaching them magic. i won’t bore you with the details, but this thirteen year old now keeps following me around and fucking up my plans to reunite with my true love, which i’m frankly tired of.

(side note: this kid also won a fighting competition that hasn’t been won by someone from our school since i attended. i need to remind you, they are thirteen. i’m not certain they’d ever used magic before my boss picked them up, so i have no idea how this possibly could have happened, or when they had the time to even attend the fights since they’ve seemingly dedicated the majority of their time to fucking me over for no good reason.)

my ex-boss seems to think that summoning this being is a “bad idea” and could “destroy the world,” but 1. i’m doing it in my already ruined hometown and 2. i think that the world is a small price to pay to have my wife back. it’s not like it’s worth much without her in it, anyway.

edit: shut up about the fucking giant tree it’s an unrelated current event. you can’t prove that i actually did anything to him, and it’s rude to accuse people baselessly

[malistaires]

every marlybonian npc in celestia: yeah the native inhabitants here all hate us for some reason. they keep destroying our camps and telling us to "fuck off colonizers"? dont know what thats about. righty'o then can you go beat them into submission for us pretty please with beans and toast on top?

[gorgeoustheurgist]

Y'all know how to turn this quest in, I've never been to this world😅

[malistaires]

the bosses in this game are so funny actually. you defeat them and they immediately go "aw man, curses! i cant believe you bested me. here's my boss's social security number. while you're at it, take his credit card information. i've included the three digits on the back. go nuts, young wizard."

[spotlightstudios]

Wizard 101: Hey kid, you just got pulled into Wizard School, and it looks like you're ready to start. Go down that path and someone will teach you to fight. Oh shit, that's Malistare, uhhhh, *one minor battle later* Good job kid. Go and do some little quests and beat up some fairies, you're doing great! :)

Pirate 101: You're in jail. Pirates are breaking you out of jail! They're... asking about your trauma. You're a pirate, an orphan, the son of a whore and a scotsman, you were raised by another group of people, now you're pulling a jail break and helping other prisoners escape! A uhhh, a guy threatens to murder you. He's the one who locked you up. The pirate guy almost dies and you have to drive his ship??? *one stressful sail later* Hey kid, go beat up this guy who stole from me. I'm gonna cheat and scam you, btw, just so you know. :)

[telekinetic-issue]

I just wanna talk to whoever gave the OK for this bundle to be released today or yesterday, I just saw it on the newsroll today like

Either THE most tone deaf executive said “yeah it’s ready to go!” or an absolute madlad was like “oh this is going to be so fucking funny” and pulled the trigger

Edit: apparently it’s been out for a while but featuring it is…still a choice

[bowl-of-wyrms]

My favorite niche genre of memes are when wizheads adapt real-life controversial events into Wizard101 memes:

[bowl-of-wyrms]

[bowl-of-wyrms]

[dailyspiral]

day 8 - based on that one mob comic

[frozenfirecats]

You ever discover a piece of media and go “oh so that’s what wiz was referencing”

Like I had no idea what the musical, Xanadu, was until someone I knew was in a production for it and I was reading the plot synopsis and suddenly the Zanada questline in Empyrea made a lot more sense.

[bowl-of-wyrms]

For most of my life I just assumed that the novel Don Quixote was about a man who wished himself to be a lord and then accidentally turned himself into a donkey—y’know, like the quest line in Monquista—and when I mentioned this to a fellow English major in college, they were like “what the fuck are you talking about?” I did read “The Monkey’s Paw” quite young though so I knew the Pirate101 version wasn’t completely accurate to Don Quixote plot line, but idk why I just assumed the donkey part was true lmao

[beetlelemonade]

Tarot+spell card+old outfit= this drawing of my wizard

[stormsharknado]

Last night I had a dream my roommate was wearing a shirt that said “WizardIRS” and I had to recreate it

[meursaulty]

NAME CHANGES COMING TO WIZ??????⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️

[meursaulty]

@stormbreaker101 @prince-of-khrysalis LETS GOOOOOOO ‼️‼️‼️

[wizardcore420]

[elmyra-is-tired]

you know the wizards council will use this to expand the surveillance kingdom and erode nonhuman rights

[wizardcore420]

👏dragon 👏blood 👏can’t 👏erode 👏mythril 👏beams

[l4mbk1n]

amongus frog

[homunculus-argument]

Most chaotic evil wizards aren't actually even evil. They just fucked up at some point and would rather save face and claim they summoned this giant fucking frog to torment the entire three-city-region on purpose to ruin everyone's day, than admit that they stuttered or mispronounced a word while trying to cast something else.