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im 22 and I still use this website

[femmeduartsblog]

Teuta Matoshi Duriqi 🦋

[xeppelinsfw]

it’s not funny to cum, nor is it feasible.

[gayweeddaddy69]

[sunsbleeding]

[ferngullynationalist]

what a great day to remember that the erasure of male abuse victims is a result of patriarchy and not feminism

[ryan-corr]

Daphne ‘abs’ Sullivan

[ryan-corr]

The White Lotus Season 2 + foreshadowing

[margoterobbies]

AUBREY PLAZA as HARPER SPILLER in THE WHITE LOTUS (2022) EP05 - That’s Amore / Dir. Mike White

[mea-gloria-fides]

[afloweroutofstone]

Obsessed with the DC tourist asking for clubs with a “no ugly people allowed” policy that plays house

Is this person NYC or LA? Place your bets

[benihana-circumcision]

LA. .... nyc haughtiness is slightly aloof and cattier and theres slightly more beautification of the abnormal. this person has never seen a crustpunk feeding pizza to rats

[benihana-circumcision]

axtually no they allude to being a foreigner and mention sprezzatura. they are...

milanese.....

[tigerdrop]

there needs to be more kink and gay sex at pride b/c a lot of you need the lesson that something making you uncomfortable doesnt mean that its bad or that it should be hidden away. your discomfort is not the end of the fucking world and i promise you will survive the harrowing ordeal of seeing a man in leather

[steamdyke]

don't leave this one in the notes

[hongjoongpresent]

[ID: tags that read: #we need more kink & gay sex at pride because some of you are still scared of gay sex & sexuality. End ID]

[dailystobin]

steve & robin + texts

[stevesbipanic]

Eddie makes himself big and loud in school so that he's a target. So that the bullies look at him not Gareth or Jeff or any of his friends. So that he's the one beaten up in the carpark. So he's the one they pick on. So that his friends have a safer day at school.

Steve moves himself in front of everyone. Makes a big loud noise so the monster chases him. So that the monster doesn't go after Dustin or Robin or any of his friends. So that he's the one tortured by the Russians. So he's the one bloody and blue. So that his friends live another day.

[samgelina-jolie]

Stranger things + Texts

[funnytwittertweets]

[prokopetz]

It’s not that surprising that KY Jelly is the standard solution for low-budget monster slime in movies. Most masks, facial prosthetics, and other cheap monster props are made of latex. How can a props department with a budget of ten dollars and a bit of string be confident that their assorted goops aren’t going to have unexpected reactions with latex? Well…

[neckspike-deactivated20240222]

Also you can buy it in bulk, even a 55 gallon drum with a big pump top if that’s what you need.

AND it’s safe for the actors, getting it on your skin or in your mouth is a mild annoyance.

[prokopetz]

On a whim I checked to see what the largest size they’ll allow a non-wholesale purchaser to order is, and

I want to emphasise that these are genuinely the manufacturer’s actual promotional images for this product.

(Also, because of how their online store is set up, this is listed as “35200 fl oz, pack of one”.)

[ceropegia]

That is over a ton (or tonne in metric) of lube.

[prokopetz]

Really, it’s only about a hogshead worth of lube; if you had two of them, however, it would make up a buttload.

[conarcoin]

tumblr should add a tab to the mobile dashboard called controversial and it just shows you random posts tagged discourse

[0v9]

Btw that rule about not trusting how you feel after 4pm in the winter or 9pm in the summer (really we should just say after the sun goes down but whatever) is only about negative feelings. if you are chilling with your best friend drinking hot chocolate and have never felt more loved and safe, that is 100% true and you can and should trust