penboundOrator

my name's moth and I aspire to uhhhhh learn how to dance or something cool like that profile pic by me, actually :)

[bd-doughnut-boi]

GAME IDEA REBLOG THIS AND TRY TYPING YOUR URL EYES CLOSED

VD&diydgbyt-buh

[loud-whistling-yes]

Kjdan to 96

[lunx-bby-deactivated20241230]

luluja s hhy

[therealnambi]

alientakol

YO HOLY FUCK

[penboundorator]

pejvoubfδωαγι

i... i messed up a little bit. greek keyboard is like bonus content

[irresponsible-black-unicorn-dea]

I have a gift for all of you! GIFs I've made and used over the year! Every...100 notes I'll post 6 more!

[irresponsible-black-unicorn-dea]

Another 6 👀

[irresponsible-black-unicorn-dea]

Omg it's at 500..

[irresponsible-black-unicorn-dea]

That's 10 more and I'll give you the rest earned at 500, but then next milestone is 1k. Y'ALL GONNA DRAIN ALL MY GIFS

[rhysgfrelsa-eudyptula]

WE GET MORE GABE GIFS AT 1K NOTES! WE'RE ALMOST THERE!!!!

[irresponsible-black-unicorn-dea]

Y'all are a terrifying force

[anxiousangstyangel]

So close! Let's do this!

[irresponsible-black-unicorn-dea]

Fine! Next group at 1500 and then 2000

IT'S GOING FASTER THAN I THOUGHT

[irresponsible-black-unicorn-dea]

I can't keep uuuuup

More at 3k

[whitepeopletwitter]

[werevampiwolf]

Pi 2020: We’re here

[altbopsodapop]

Ama 2020: U still wanna go today to the thingie?

[amtrax]

Austin 2020: Me too

[hunkgrunk]

Vinny 2020: shits crazy

[fangirl-is-my-religeon]

Jess 2020 : weapon of choice : a large towel and a prayer

[thesevenumbrellas]

Seven umbrellas 2020: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[astranauticus]

Blue 2020: it’s supposed to be sweet but I’m wheezing

[onceuponanaromantic]

Syl 2020: he released This Creature into the wild this is His Fault.

[penboundorator]

mitchell 2020: i definitely will

[catchymemes]

[hatefuhk]

when people ask where you see yourself in 10 years

[turtle0verl0rd]

JUMPING ON THIS OPPORTUNITY

[rip-paramour]

LAST YEAR WE CAN REBLOG THIS GUYS

[cunningcelt]

2019 is the only year you can reblog this…

[probablybadrpgideas]

Add a more fairytale aspect to your game by insisting that for each point of strength a character has, one fact in the Gaston song from Beauty And The Beast has to be true about them.

[hyrude]

i was in a thrift shop the other day and they were playing the most unsettling variations of normal christmas music, culminating in this rendition of the 12 days of christmas except it was like 12 guys all singing over each other and going “no!” and interrupting the lyrics with random other phrases until they deadass just started singing 5 golden rings to toto’s africa. can anyone confirm that this is a real song and not that i stroked so hard i astral projected into a universe where everything is somehow worse than it is here

[flaminggoosememe]

https://youtu.be/2Fe11OlMiz8

I remember listening to this in grade school. I am going to go get some Chinese food.

[pizzopaps]

this is what my anxiety attacks sound like

[tchrgleek]

Oh I needed this laugh this evening. Thank you so much.

[honeysucklepink]

In case anyone didn’t want to leave Tumblr and just hit “play”

[taigas-den]

This is me on an Up day

[out-there-on-the-maroon]

This is the best Christmas song ever.

[lovingtrek]

How did I not know this existed?!

[nerdomancer]

How’s the Swedish Christmas goat doing? Has it caught fire this year?

[butts-bouncing-on-the-beltway]

This is how apparently

[severalowls]

Security never saved it before. This is just the next level of difficulty and the gradual increase has only acted as training and made the Swedes unstoppable.

[soaringsearingphoenix]

The swedes r like^

[explorerrowan]

Security has saved it for the last 3 years, what are you talking about?

[systlin]

Well, it went via flaming arrow that one time, and tbh as a security pro there ain’t much you can do if someone shoots a flaming arrow over your head and into the goat.

Except, of course, nod in respect to your worthy and victorious opponent.

[strawberrydragon]

This wiki article is hilariously salty

[strawberrydragon]

STOLLEN? Isn’t this thing huge?

[strawberrydragon]

Yeah, I’m going to live-tumble my reading of this amazing wiki article. I’ll tag it “christmas goat” and “long post” if you want to block my nonsense. But you’ll miss gems like this:

[strawberrydragon]

There is only one sure way to save the goat. A mob that is filled with righteous anger.

[strawberrydragon]

[strawberrydragon]

But it doesn’t tell me WHO launched three successful attacks against the goats (btw there are two goats because the people who made the first goat got tired of people burning their goat, so they quit making it and another organization took up the task. The first organization started making their goat again after the second organization got into the Guinness Book of World Records for their goat’s size. So now the two groups continue to make separate goats.)

[strawberrydragon]

Now this is Christmas.

[strawberrydragon]

I don’t even know who I am rooting for in this situation.

[that-one-fat-guy-over-there]

no wonder so many bond villains come from the nordics they pull shit like this for a straw goat 

[penboundorator]

i made a crappy fake email and now Google calls me beans. living the dream

[my-darling-boy]

I was having writers block and so I took a break and soon enough it was 3 in the morning and I had impulsively sewn together a tiny mouse you’re welcome

[my-darling-boy]

For those of you who asked, I have made a sewing tutorial on how to make your very own Peaches the Mouse!

[my-darling-boy]

I see people reblogging this with “to buy” but this pattern is free??? Someone even asked me “why don’t you charge money for it, it took you forever to put the document together” and I said “Not a lot of people have money and if they have some fabric scraps and a couple of buttons lying around they can make themselves a little mouse friend for free and that might make them happy and that makes me happier than receiving money???” Make yourself a liddol creacher! Heals the Soul!

[the-future-now-deactivated20170]

That’s Louis Rossman, a repair technician and YouTuber, who went viral recently for railing against Apple. Apple purposely charges a lot for repairs and you either have to pay up or buy a new device. That’s because Apple withholds necessary tools and information from outside repair shops. And to think, we were just so close to change.

Follow @the-future-now

[dopeluminarydreamer-blog]

Reblog if you:

Have an iPhone and are in need of repairs

Have a friend with that problem

Hate Apple and are more than happy to spite them in some way

No one will know which is it

[weaselle]

This guy inspired me to repair my own macbook. First of all, you should know that I am not… like, I have to look up HOW to look up what my computer specifications are. Tech, that ware either soft or hard, is not a subject in which I experience comfort or competence. But my puppy peed on my keyboard, and I asked the apple store, or the fucking mac cafe, or the godsdamn Computer House Chill Zone or whatever cute ass name they have for their bullshit store, and they said it would be TWELVE HUNDRED DOLLARS TO REPLACE MY KEYBOARD. I’m not even exaggerating.

So I asked the internet, well how hard IS it to repair? And I saw this guy’s video, and while I am no techie, I AM fueled by spite, so I was all “oh, they do that shit on purpose specifically so they can charge me $1200 bucks or make me buy a new computer hunh? FUCK THEM” and I bought all the tools I needed for about $25 and I bought all the parts I needed for about another $25 and I watched a few tutorial videos, and I replaced my own keyboard.

So, once you are doing the actual deed, it becomes pretty obvious that they are finding creative ways to make this much harder than it has to be on purpose. On thing that stood out to me is, instead of all the tiny screws being the same size, there are about two dozen very slightly different sizes. They could easily be all the same size, or like, two sizes at most, but no.

These mother fuckers will take a panel that screws into place and they’ll use a different size screw for each corner. They are so close that you almost cannot tell them apart visually, but they each will only screw into the matching corner. Like, it’s a pretty clear “fuck you” to anyone trying to do repairs.

anyway, this guy is also fueled by spite, and doing holy work, and I have mad respect

[dragonfox-in-a-teacup]

This is awesome. Man is doing good ass deeds 24/7 because he’s giving people control.

[dantes-infernal-chili]

How dare you not leave a link to his channel, this guy is the savior of the modern world.

[small-fairy-child]

If you have a cat please reblog this with its name please and thank you

[penboundorator]

this smug little bastard man is Peabody

my mom named him

my vote was on Truck Evans because he is shaped like a small refrigerator

[hedgehog-moss]

The postwoman was telling me this morning that our little ritual of morning coffee & gossip might come to an end next year because of new regulations for rural post offices—postmen and women in the countryside are ‘less efficient’ than their colleagues in cities, so they will now have a tracking app on their phone monitoring their whereabouts and how long they spend in each house, and will be penalised (more postboxes added to their shift) if they spend more than X minutes per postbox, because if you have time to chat for 5 minutes you have time to deliver more post, which means employing less people and saving money. The postwoman said “The guidelines only talk in terms of postboxes, 800 postboxes per day, delivering post to postboxes—this whole time I thought I was delivering post to people!… A lot of people are waiting for me outside their door when they hear me arrive, am I supposed to throw the letters at them from behind the wheel and not even leave the car to kiss them hello and ask how they are? It’s not like I stay for an hour.” 

She will also no longer be allowed to do any favours—there are elderly people living in isolated farms around here, and she (and other postmen) often offer to bring some groceries to them (which they don’t buy during their shift) in winter when the roads are bad, or meds from the pharmacy, and starting next year there will be inspectors doing surprise inspections of postmen’s cars to check for anything that is not post, with penalties if they find groceries or other stuff. I couldn’t think of why so she explained gloomily that the post company started a (paid) service to provide this kind of assistance so it is now wrong to offer the same help for free. 

We joked about having secret subversive chats over coffee next year but yeah this is all pretty depressing. She said doing people little favours (like when she offered to ask around in farms to find me some kittens to adopt, and deliver the kittens to me) and exchanging a few words to check on people and their little stories every day is what she loves about her job, and these new rules seem to have been invented specifically to make her hate her job. Capitalism makes for a really joyless, loveless society.

[cazort]

this is why i like getting paid by the job rather than by the hour.

i had a paper route as a kid and was paid like this and would happily choose to chat for an extended period of time with some customers. one woman would make a cup of cocoa every cold morning and invite me in and we’d chat while i drank it.

i want to highlight though that this is also a problem with how people assess costs and benefits.

what looks like inefficiency, might actually be providing a valuable service that creates wealth in society. i can’t even count how many times i’ve done valuable things to help people, and sometimes even directly help the company employing me, while in downtime on various jobs. one minute i might be chatting about someone’s personal struggles or talking about religion, the next moment i might be helping someone in a neighboring office with databases in ways that saves them a ton of time and saves our employer tens of thousands of dollars.

i once was chatting casually with a guy repairing a door and he gave me some useful information that i relayed to the proper person and weeks later the person came back and informed me that i had saved them tens of thousands of dollars by passing on the maintenance man’s recommendations.

and of course there are huge mental health benefits to having these casual, positive interactions

society needs downtime and casual chats in order to function well.

[allerliefste-archive-deactivate]

here's a good tiktok

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

why can’t it be friday yet 😞

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

TOMORROW IS CHICAGO QUIZNOS COYOTE FRIDAY ‼️‼️

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

IT’S CHICAGO QUIZNOS COYOTE FRIDAY

[trevenanl-deactivated20200913]

When a drunk girl outside a club bathroom speaks… you listen. If she tells you that you’ll find love despite being hurt in the past? She’s right. If she tells you to stop being so self-aware? She’s right. They are the modern day Oracles at Delphi and must be taken at their every word

[guarded-affection]

outside after a lesbian concert (King Princess), i asked a girl dressed as jesus if she forgave me. a drunk girl ran up and slurred “i don’t mean to interrupt, but you don’t need to be forgiven. you don’t need to be forgiven.”

[hollowtones]

basically, i think the general rule of thumb is: if someone REALLY wants the blood that’s inside of your body, and they’re like… a vampire, or a dracula, or some sort of mansquito, then that’s probably okay. a dracula and a mansquito are made for removing things like blood and swords from inside your body. that’s basically fine.

if something wants to get at your blood, and they’re, say, some kind of murdersaurus, or maybe a really big frog, that’s where the problems start to arise. a really frog is not made for removing blood, and your blood knows this, which is why it is so vehement about wanting to stay IN your body instead of coming out. 

unfortunately this will not deter a really big frog, because a really big frog is full of things like prizes, and value, and quite a lot of hatred, and it would REALLY rather like to replace any and all of those things with your blood, and basically by any means possible.

[fidefortitude-deactivated202011]

These words scan with a fantastic degree of confidence considering that together they make no sense at all