I'VE BEATEN THE GRAINS INTO SUBMISSION

I don't think you should kill people unless necessary, like, in general, you know?

[penciltrace]

My cutie pies!!!!!😭😭😭😭😭😭

[penciltrace]

MORE CUTIES!!!!ヾ(≧∇≦*)ヾ

[sarahmmmmm29]

I can barely contain the rage this dead beat forefather dog fills me with.

[pluvioseprince]

He prefers raccoons..........

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

my family has had some pretty interesting encounters with psychics/mediums that seem genuine in the past, but nothing will ever be funnier to me than the last guy my mom talked to who was so definitely bullshitting, because she said "I was hoping to hear from my husband" and the guy went "he said....it's okay to Move On" and like. every single person my mom has recounted this too has been like "He Would Not Fucking Say That". as if this was an ooc fanfic about my father. it's just so fucking funny. fake psychic dude take your shitty headcanons about my ghost dad and LEAVE!!!

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

like, my parents were legitimately insane about each other. I cannot stress how much he wouldn't say that. I have to assume his ghost was standing right next to this fake psychic yelling "WHAT THE FUCK!!!!" when he told my mom to move on lmfao

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

actually. funnier to imagine he was a Real Psychic who was just trying to put a move on my mom and didn't think the ghost would do anything about it and now is now dealing with a violently angry haunting for the rest of his days lmfao

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

this psychic for the rest of his life all because he tried to hit on some dead guy's wife in an elevator

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

Ghost Dad: WE LITERALLY CHANGED OUR VOWS BECAUSE WE DIDN'T LIKE "TILL DEATH DO US PART"

Psychic: he says you need a real man. a tangible one. a man visible to the average eye.

[thequeeninyellowlace]

Psychic: I also choose this guy’s still-alive wife.

[ultimatesue]

Mama, I don’t wanna die.

I sometimes wish I’d never been born at all.

[siryouarebeingmocked]

[mysharona1987]

[lizluvscupcakes]

To anyone confused- he said he’d give money to anyone who could give him a concrete action plan, then the UK called his bluff and showed him one and now he’s leaving them on read.

[disgruntled-neighborhood-wife]

Quick question:

Why didn't they do it already?

Oh, also, they never called his bluff, but they sure did backpedal and then get exposed for exploiting children:

"Don't challenge me again it's weird and annoying" you're pathetic.

[angerydome]

Some people are really spectacularly missing the point that Elon asked for transparency so that THE PEOPLE can see where the money would be going and how it’s spent.

Anyone watching BLM mismanage funds should have a good idea of why just throwing money at a problem without transparency is a pretty poor “solution”

[siryouarebeingmocked]

"We can end world hunger for less than a dollar per person on Earth. This is an intuitive and common sense belief, on it's face. I am totally not motivated by spite for rich people."

[plebcomics]

[afuzzykitten]

Happy March 5th!

[gzeidraws]

family visit 👋

bonus:

[persona-game-info]

[ca-3]

Oh yeah? *Omori-fies your persona protags* ‼️‼️

[bezzygom]

started p3r recently

[chuukiyouwu]

Persona 30th Ani 🎉🎉🎉

[gunpowdercarousel]

Persona 3: Save the world from evil monsters with your badass sexy monster-hunter friends in the most magical city in the world (Tokyo)

Persona 5: Commit sexy fucking crimes with your badass awesome sexy thief friends in the most magical city in the world (Tokyo)

Persona 4: You are in OHIO. Your friends are LOSERS. You are WET. Go hang out at TARGET.

[coyyfishh]

Big fan of this guy

[penciltrace]

kill yourself. disgusting arophobic piece of shit. "the importance of romantic love", huh? too bad no one could ever love a worthless cunt like you in any way at all

I have dated someone, who's still in love with me.

It's extremely clear you need love in your life, and I hope you find it like I did.

May God save your soul.