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Legendaries and mythicals remembering all the names given to them by trainers over the thousands of years they've been alive. Legendaries and mythicals remembering their trainers' nicknames hundreds of years after the trainer has passed. Legendaries and mythicals that can communicate with humans being asked their name and giving 20 of them, because they still consider every single name theirs
Adding the original peer-reviewed tags to this:
If Spider-Gwen had a bi flag on her wall there wouldn’t be any debate as to whether or not she was really bi
“Oh but I think that it’s that her version of Peter was trans so that’s why—”
This conversation would not exist if it was a bi flag or a pan flag or an ace flag
Why are you so eager to convince yourself that she’s not a trans woman? Why is that?
tiny dragongirls are scurrying around cutely
come joins us! *injects my venom into you*
tiny dragongirls are scurrying around cutely
the peak of female sexuality is probably a ditzy airheaded doggirl whos taller than you andbhas huge boobs and always trips and falls and lands on top of you and also wants to touch you inappropriately i mean um. Prolly a girl. Prolly thats the peak probably
and ☝️ a tummy
OF COURSE. HOW COULD SHE NOT. YES, AGREED, YUP
i saw this post and was legally obligated to draw this
God i love you thank tou so much
One of the most important things I have learned today..
He really actually did
The Names of All Manner of Hounds is a unique list of 1065 names for hunting dogs (running hounds, terriers and greyhounds) found in a fifte
*sighs, visibly frustrated* let me put this in words you can understand: meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow
they make it sound like it's all about getting your consciousness implanted into the plamo girl
I know a lot of girls that would love to be the brain of a small plamo doll girl.
still waiting...
Nicefession…?
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watching a partner awawa with this post open is amazing
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Battlebots 2026 is airing on YouTube NOW ! (Gotta rep my team Calypso)
hey deltarune fandom heres your reminder that any ship involving kris and any other non binary character has a word other than yuri or yaoi.
diamoric = enby/any gender
enbian = enby/enby
trixic = enby/woman
toric = enby/man
your welcome
D&D 5e supposedly has a GM shortage and idk maybe if the player culture of the game didn't treat GMing as a thankless job and the rules of the game as an issue to be fixed by the GM maybe things would be better. Ah well, who knows. Maybe a couple hundred more "we ruined the GM's campaign on purpose" memes will make people enjoy running the game better.
From my Bsky rant earlier, a non-exhaustive list of things I've heard people say a "Good DM" should be able to do:
A Good DM would hold their players' hand through parts of the game they don't understand - without expecting them to read the player handbook.
A Good DM would be able to resolve the completely off-the-wall, mechanically unsupported action the player wants to take in this situation.
A Good DM should be able to meticulously craft a heroic fantasy narrative for their players, and happily throw it all out at a moment's notice.
A Good DM would accommodate their players not wanting to use core gameplay mechanics - like resource management - and then easily be able to resolve all the issues that arise from that - like players being able to easily one-shot bosses - without it interfering with the narrative progression.
A Good DM has time to read your 10-paragraph backstories and incorporate all of that, but also pull just as much character-specific story content out of your 1-word backstories.
A Good DM can play therapist for you as you project your real-world issues onto your character.
A Good DM can act as a referee with perfect conflict resolution skills that satisfy all parties, even when one player's only goal in the conflict is to be an asshole and piss someone off.
A Good DM can respond with grace when a player, or the party as a whole, absolutely refuses to engage with the premise of the story.
A Good DM is happy to keep being DM for the same people forever across multiple games, never getting to be a player again.
Man, some people will really just find a replacement for their parents for ten or more years rather than learn some fucking respect, huh?
If any item on that list is an expectation your players have for you, do everyone a favor and leave to get some milk from the store the next session. Then don't go back. Just ghost, in the only way these players will accept.
The last time I DMed for a group of people, I had just a bit of experience from many years prior, and most of them had no experience at all. But I'd built a whole world and loose story and was excited to share it with people, so I got this group together to give it a shot.
I made the mistake of having them start out as strangers, with a grand plan to bring them together as a group. You see, I was under the misapprehension that, having agreed to play this game, they were interested in the world and story I'd set up, and would therefore take the hooks I laid for them and find reasons to work together. Because I was a fool.
When they made their characters, I asked them to fill in some basic info for me, including someone important from their life (who was still living), their greatest goal in life, and what their character's main motivation would be to go on an adventure.
Half the players tried to treat the game like a single-player sandbox video game and got frustrated and accused me of railroading them when I asked them to please not run alone into the woods in the very first scene when the characters have all just met and been given a reason to work together. At the first sign of any kind of danger, one player would simply say "my character is a coward so he would run away" and refuse to take part in anything.
One player specified in my questionnaire that his character thought himself very wise (a devoutly religious monk, in fact), but was actually very foolish, and was the type to get drawn in by get-rich-quick schemes. So I prepared a hook to draw him into the plot involving an NPC trying to sell him on a get-rich-quick scheme... which he promptly refused to engage with because he'd decided that actually his character was too zen to be tempted with worldly possessions.
When I began to get exasperated, several of the players pointed out that a good DM like Brennan Lee Mulligan never seemed to have any trouble adapting to what players wanted to do. They were unreceptive to my counter points that 1) that is his entire job, which he is paid for, and 2) his players are skilled improvisers and all actively working together to tell the best story possible.
I feel I should note that at this time, all of us in this group were in our 30s. And not, say, 14-year-olds who you might expect this entitled attitude from.
After a few sessions of desperately trying to keep the characters in the game at all without totally railroading them, I asked everyone to please watch a couple specific episodes of Adventuring Academy with Brennan Lee Mulligan which were about how to be a good player so that everyone has the best possible experience. I had already told them that I was spending literally 8 hours per week planning these sessions and trying to find ways to keep things going and keep together a group of people who desperately wanted to be brooding loners, and I promised them bonus XP at the start of the next session if they would just watch one or two of these videos.
At the start of the next session, one player proudly announced that he hadn't watched the videos, and that he wouldn't, no matter how I tried to bribe him, because he didn't think that being a player in a tabletop roleplaying game should come with homework.
When reminded (again) that I was spending 8 fucking hours a week planning these sessions, for which I was not being compensated in any way, and which he was making harder, he shrugged and said that it was my idea to start this campaign, so it was up to me to keep it going, and keep the players interested enough to keep showing up.
I don't DM anymore.
My existence feels fleeting. I only exist if music is present. It's terrifying. Even while I type this I'm playing Radiant Dawn in my head so I can think. I want silence for once. But I'll never hear it. I won't be there to hear it.
