*shrugs*

🌸🌹🌸 Dumb stuff mostly but sometimes not literal corn-chip

[paranoidgemsbok]

This is what they mean by curating your online experience

[traderjosef]

[godtechturninheads]

[galactides]

[oliveharbor]

[godtechturninheads]

[galactides]

[oliveharbor]

[pro-gay]

[gotterhag]

[a-girl-with-sparkling-lies]

I need everyone to understand the above gif is unedited. That actually played on TV.

[pro-gay]

people keep asking about this one as well

[aavaradeactivated-deactivated20]

[midwest-merman-deactivated20210]

Now THIS is real art

[merelybeing]

Fighting tips by the one and only, Jackie Chan (x)(x)

[bloominthesnow]

THIS IS ACTUALLY REALLY IMPORTANT GUYS

When I was young, my mom would always tell me that if I’m in danger, the first thing to do is to run and scream, even though I take self defense lessons Coming from JACKIE CHAN, this is SUPER IMPORTANT OKAY

[maykitz]

that episode of pokemon where team rocket joins a beach beauty contest and james participates in a tiny bikini and has giant boobs. what did they mean by that

[maykitz]

what were they trying to say

[tache-noire]

binder game off the fuckin charts in uniform

[cat-memes-only]

[nonbinary-mungojerrie]

[huffylemon]

[memewhore]

[massivelimestonecube]

??? someone broke into my grandmas house while she was gone & shaved the matted fur off her cat

[massivelimestonecube]

i want to emphasize that the cat was the only thing altered here

[massivelimestonecube]

would also like to add that this occcurred sometime between 11 pm & 9 am. we have no leads. the cat is fine & probably appreciates not having a huge mat on his neck, but, like, that’s a really weird kind of vigilante justice, still

[spectral-bargheist-deactivated2]

chaotic good

[luobingmeis]

a guy walks in with two puncture wounds on his neck like “u should see the other guy” and then a vampire walks in covered in those cartoony lipstick kiss marks

[luobingmeis]

i’m really glad this post was a hit with the gays

[dwinkus]

nonlocal area code = hang up. obvious telemarketer

local area code = hang up. this one is also a telemarketer but trying to be sneaky

never answer the phone ever

[cigarettesforcats]

this is why everyone on this website is a virgin

[dwinkus]

I’m not gonna fuck the telemarketer man

[ralfmaximus]

Telemarketer: We’ve been trying to contact you about your car’s warranty

Me: GOD that’s so fucking hot

[meanplastic]

[dynamite-with-a-laser-beammm]

😌✨🌿yea

[dynamite-with-a-laser-beammm]

😌✨🌿yea

[demo]

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[scallioncreamcheesebagel]

this is the oldest post on all of tumblr, posted in october 2006 before the website even launched publicly in 2007.

[world-heritage-posts]

world heritage post

[blueberry-suu]