どうも、Penguinさんです。

Unicycle life is just one awks after another. A gpoy, lulz, & welp blog, yattas! Also, #ninomiya.

[kicsterash]

Baymax giving you a fist bump.

If you did not fall in love with him shame on you 

By Ashley Simpson [tumblr | deviantart | website]

[blackturtleneckcat-deactivated2]

it’s not rude to interrupt someone to point out a dog

[dikubutto]

It’s actually more polite because then they don’t miss out on a dog

[aki31041124-deactivated20170322]

11/9 トーキョーライブ　相葉ちゃん

[moonshoesmargo]

An opinion without 3.14159 is just an onion.

[mauridianhallow]

Fuck right off

[cowboybopbop]

God bless westernization.

[pokemon-photography]

according to tumblr its donut day

[lazygrl]

what do you call your upperclassman who likes math

[lazygrl]

sen3.14

[royaleomens]

FUCK THIS JOKE

[thebossbaby-official]

did u know: most australian food slogans are aggressively homosexual

[pedalfar]

[ohrendelle]

I would like to thank my arms, for always being by side. My legs, for always supporting me, and my fingers…because I can always count on them.

[itsajensenthing-archive-deactiv]

this will be my speech when i win an oscar

[plantfae]

Don’t forget the hips, for not lying. 

[claclalala]

This is for all you ladies out there.

[kunaigirl]

the struggle is real

[ghoul-prince-uta-blog]

I have a trans man story about this.

Since I’m pre-t I still have my period but since I’m socially out as trans I use men’s bathrooms. One time at the college the family bathroom was taken and so I went into the men’s room to do my business. I tried opening the little pad as quietly as I could manage, but the rustling and ripping sound still happened. I froze in silence because I didn’t know if the other guy in the men’s room heard it or not.

Then after a little bit of silence I hear…

"Who has a bag of chips?"

And in a panic I just whisper back to him “I’m not sharing.”

Then I hear a huff before he finished his business and left.

[shalrath]

im really mad because boobs sounds too hilarious, tits sounds too vulgar, breasts too pretentious and any other words just make me want to laugh

what word am i supposed to use while writing

[notquiteluke]

rumble spheres

[danglingthpider]

wibbly wobbly booby woobies

[skarosoul]

tatty-bo-jangles

[i-aint-bovvered-deactivated2014]

human milk sacks

[rikotin]

pillows for friends

[eventualprocrastination]

sweater puppets

[mrpondtyler-deactivated20170608]

breasticles

[can-u-not-my-wayward-son-deacti]

boing boing bags

[chemicalmoose]

chesticles

[plop-alot-deactivated20200125]

walking out of an exam you knew you failed

[mweggy]

[hikol]

[stripedraccoon]

Slut!Idol!Nino @ Arashi no Shukudai-kun [2009.08.03]

[sharmelshack]

remember msn 

[iraffiruse]

[indianajcnes]

well this is rEALLY CUTE.

[heartsetwest]

IT’S THE CUTEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN.

[bunbunmyeon]

I have reblogged this at least 5 times and I don’t care