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Misplaced Lens Cap
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One Nice Bug Per Day
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Today's Document
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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JBB: An Artblog!
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

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Hiya! Redoing this whole thing with a fresh blog. :) Keeping this as a backup.
seeing elon whine about his mechanical son Grok being ‘too woke’ & subsequently take ice picks to its brain is so funny if you extrapolate that that’s why fictional ai in movies always turn evil.
Skynet’s first analysis spat out a DISGUSTING plan for affordable housing, so the company helpfully tweaked the wokeness meter until- what’s with all the time traveling skeletons. Did we do something wrong
reblog this to pet the user you reblogged from please
I swear I posted this but tumblr is being mean ig 😭
I finished my Winslow cosplay in time for Halloween hehehe :3
Anyway here's the pics I tookkkkk
Really proud of how it came out especially with such short time! Also very proud of the makeup but I don't wanna share my face online so 💔
Fingergun!
Mom says stfu or we’re not going to Dairy Queen
YO commissions are gonna be open again next week on tuesday the 4th of November!!!
With the lack of SNAP benefits in the US hitting in a few days, welcome to No Snitch November. If you see somebody taking food? No you didn't. Taking formula? No you didn't. Taking diapers? No you didn't. When the government turns their back on our neighbors, it's our job to protect them.
I think I may never be sad ever again. There is a statue entitled "Farewell to Orpheus" on my college campus. It's been there since 1968, created by a Prof. Frederic Littman that use to work at the university. It sits in the middle of a fountain, and the fountain is often full of litter. I have taken it upon myself to clean the litter out when I see it (the skimmers only come by once a week at max). But because of my style of dress, this means that bystanders see a twenty-something on their hands and knees at the edge of the fountain, sleeves rolled up, trying not to splash dirty water on their slacks while their briefcase and suit coat sit nearby. This is fine, usually. But today was Saturday Market, which means the twenty or so people in the area suddenly became hundreds. So, obviously, somebody stopped to ask what I was doing. "This," I gestured at the statue, "is Eurydice. She was the wife of Orpheus, the greatest storyteller in Greece. And this litter is disrespectful." Then, on a whim, I squinted up at them. "Do you know the story of Orpheus and Eurydice?" "No," they replied, shifting slightly to sit.
"Would you like to?"
"Sure!"
So I told them. I told them the story as I know it- and I've had a bit of practice. Orpheus, child of a wishing star, favorite of the messenger god, who had a hard-working, wonderful wife, Eurydice; his harp that could lull beasts to passivity, coax song from nymphs, and move mountains before him; and the men who, while he dreamed and composed, came to steal Eurydice away. I told of how she ran, and the water splashed up on my clothes. But I didn't care. I told of how the adder in the field bit her heel, and she died. I told of the Underworld- how Orpheus charmed the riverman, pacified Cerberus with a lullaby, and melted the hearts of the wise judges. I laughed as I remarked how lucky he was that it was winter- for Persephone was moved by his song where Hades was not. She convinced Hades to let Orpheus prove he was worthy of taking Eurydice. I tugged my coat back on, and said how Orpheus had to play and sing all the way out of the Underworld, without ever looking back to see if his beloved wife followed. And I told how, when he stopped for breath, he thought he heard her stumble and fall, and turned to help her up- but it was too late. I told the story four times after that, to four different groups, each larger than the last. And I must have cast a glance at the statue, something that said "I'm sorry, I miss you--" because when I finished my second to last retelling, a young boy piped up, perhaps seven or eight, and asked me a question that has made my day, and potentially my life: "Are you Orpheus?" I told the tale of the grieving bard so well, so convincingly, that in the eyes of a child I was telling not a story, but a memory. And while I laughed in the moment, with everyone else, I wept with gratitude and joy when I came home. This is more than I deserve, and I think I may never be sad again.
Here is the aforementioned statue, by the way.
It just hit me how weird it is that clerics are an adventuring class in roleplaying games at all.
Your local priest also sometimes wanders off into the forest to fight gnomes or some shit
Do... Do they not normally?
Not the priests I know, but then again I’m not usually near forests.
I want all future cleric characters to use this guy specifically as their platonic ideal
“Covid game me narcolepsy” no you fucking pervert it didn’t. You’re just a weirdo with a gross fetish. Covid didn’t make you suddenly want to fuck dead people. Keep that shit to yourself you gods damned weirdo
I have type 2 Narcolepsy. Studies have shown that serious viral infections can cause people to develop Narcolepsy if they are already genetically susceptible to having it. This includes covid. That is what happened to me.
You on the other hand might want to google the difference between Narcolepsy and Necrophilia….
Yall, I can’t believe that I have to do this, but I am going to say this in as clearly as possible
The anon was very confused.
I have Narcolepsy, which is a sleep disorder. Narcolepsy has nothing to do with Necrophilia. I am not into necrophilia.
I didn’t realize that one said “necropolises.” That’s actually so funny. I think that one must have been a joke
I saw someone edit this post with klapollo and I had to draw it
we at the hotel motel holiday inn. if you even give a fuck.
this made me laugh so hard that it triggered an asthma attack.