[narwhalsarefalling]

MY TA SHOT SOMEONE IN THE FOOT AND THE PROFESSOR WAS SO FUCKING QUICK LMAOOO

[holdtightposts]

Still doesn’t beat this professors string of bad luck.

“Against my best wishes I have been shot.”

[hexmaniacmareen]

can you imagine being THIS cool

[owowatsdiss]

Context.

[safitheartist]

WHY IS THE CONTEX EVEN BETTER?!

[tikkety-tok]

[phcking-detective]

this is Richard’s aesthetic at all times

[cheshirelibrary]

When we posted the alternate ending for The Giving Tree a couple of weeks ago, it roused a lot of strong opinions for or against the rewrite. People either LOVED it or HATED it.

So… here’s another alternate ending (also by Topher Payne) to a much-debated children’s book, The Rainbow Fish.

What do we think of this one?

…

Just read The Rainbow Fish by Marcus Pfister as usual, right up to the visit to the octopus. Then, make the switch and read this as an alternative to everything that follows.

[nowthisnews]

Thanks to a pair of a bionic gloves, this 80-year-old classical pianist can finally play the piano again. The maestro, João Carlos Martins, had lost dexterity in his hands due to aging and health complications. His face at being able to play piano again says it all. 🎶

follow @nowthisnews for daily news videos & more

[indynerdgirl]

[phcking-detective]

*in the middle of an argument*

Nines: Listen here, you horny little junebug–

Gavin: what the phck does that even mean huh??

Nines: It means that after we solve this case, I am going to tie your ankles to your wrists, flip you on your back, and watch you struggle.

Nines: Like a horny. Little. Junebug.

Gavin: *has not even admitted to himself he’s gay, still on his anti-android bullshit, vividly remembering all those wet dreams he keeps trying to forget*

Gavin:

[gavinisqueer]

I technically inspired the thing that this came from and for that I formally apologize

[everythingfox]

(via)

[jkandjm]

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[bittersweetbonbon]

bizarre neurodivergence things

Nesting

Hoarding things

Taking things apart

Wandering

Shitty memory

Needing pressure on your body to sleep

[authenticautistic]

“why are you inside the blanket”

“you don’t need that many ????”

*takes pens apart constantly*

“so you mean to tell me you go to town to walk around the shops and that’s it?”

*in a familiar area* “where to ____” “idk sorry”

*tries to balance weighted lap pad on my shoulder as I sleep*

[no-spoons-given-deactivated2018]

Fucking mood

[glittercontusion]

We’re all just confused, vaguely nomadic dragons

[sludgecoffee]

I support this theory!

[allllltheautism]

Reblog if you’re a confused, vaguely nomadic dragon, too

[penncanceled]

Are you aware of the rayban post that you made?

I am, I've changed my password twice

[cryptic-suggestions]

Walk quietly in the woods as not to disturb the creeping horrors.

They are irritable this time of year.

[ofdirtandbones]

Please be kind to the creeping horrors

[goddammit-bio]

Remember: If you see one, it has already seen you. Just mind your business, don’t make any sudden moves, and walk away.

[reddpenn]

A little story about ghosts, and roommates, and getting to know each other.

[wily-art]

Literally could’ve picked anyone else to try to murder, and ya picked the ONE THAT’S NOT ALLOWED 

[honeypuppypots]

yellow why are you holding the knife like that

[wily-art]

[germsauce]

Not to kill your fun or anything my dude but I noticed you reblogged a picture of some place in Russia for the aesthetic and I just.... Do you even know what goes on in Russia? I try to stay away from reblogging anything about it and you should too....

im russian

[mostlygibberish]

[shaaknaa]

We’ve been cancelling Russia since the 50’s

[pyrrhiccomedy]

this bear? cancelled

this mountain? fucking cancelled

FUCK this lake

some people born hundreds of years after this thing was built suck shit so this building is now cancelled

MOSCOW? do you know who LIVES in Moscow?? like a lot of people actually, but also some bad people so NO PICTURES OF MOSCOW

COOL BUT CANCELLED. What happens in that building?? CORRUPTION probably, I don’t know, I didn’t look up what it was, but I know it’s in RUSSIA and we all know what HAPPENS IN RUSSIA

this SERENE yet ALIEN LANDSCAPE has been declared PROBLEMATIC

oh, do you like this?? do you find it…. ….””aesthetic””??? apparently you don’t know that Faberge eggs were popularized by Tsar Alexander III, who REVERSED MANY OF THE LIBERAL REFORMS OF HIS FATHER and can eat shit in general. that’s right Russia, I’m pulling receipts from 1885.

CANCELLED

[grumpyfaceurn]

#people paid real world money for this website#so beautiful#single tear

[pettycentral]

[thetenderpassion]

[sailor--spoon]

Okay but using Karen for the betterment of others is a genius move I never could have seen coming

[shadow-manor]

Hey, kids - If you have Privilege of any kind (White/Straight/Male/Christian/Etc.) this is how you leverage it to help people who don’t have that privilege.  Demand to speak to the manager, and insist that they justify their actions.  Be loud.  Make a scene.  You’re buffered from retaliation in a way that less-advantaged people won’t be.

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[destructozoid]

[iwouldservehim]

I DID NOT FUCKKNG EXPECT-

[cannibalchicken]