90% too accurate

Rachel, 30. AO3 account at Disaster-lady.

[catchymemes]

Art by Anna-Laura

[moth-grrrl-mavis]

I kept waiting for the other shoe to drop but this is so wholesome

[roycohn]

loving john fetterman's commitment to showing up to work dressed like his job is "student athlete"

[roycohn]

this isn't shade btw. if i could wear a giant hoodie and basketball shorts to work i would too

[killappeal]

My personal favorite moment for this look

[ohmygodthemuppets]

Very very fond of the muppet ghosts

[caffeinity]

[maidoftheday]

Today’s Maid of the Day: French Maid Roomba from The Internet

[wellwhiskey]

need the top minds in moral philosophy here on tunglr.website to weigh in on this one (x , x)

[wellwhiskey]

[dwgif]

Happy Birthday, Christopher Eccleston! (b. 16th February 1964)

[uniformincar]

[yeahiwasintheshit]

gay sex isnt this gay

[biglawbear]

The rituals have gotten so intricate

[laikawriter]

Earlier this year, Animal Care Specialist @Anton Morrison treated out Asian small-clawed otters to a simulated rainstorm. Immersive enrichme

Now this is what I mean (metaphorically) by "enrichment in my enclosure"

[deez-no-relation]

Me when anything bad happens to me: this is not the enrichment I envisioned

[penniedreadfuls]

All Things are Temporary- FINAL CHAPTER

 Transcript of NPR’s Interview with Midge Maisel, June 17, 2018.

Midge Maisel discusses her new book.

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Sorry for my procrastination! But here we are, the final chapter!

Thank you and good night!

[guerrillatech]

[theladytrickster]

If a flaming old queen in a cape wants to kill off racists in power I say have at it

[astrid-goes-for-a-spin]

That wasn’t even his plan!! His plan was to make the senator a mutant, so he’d have to advocate for mutants or be destroyed by his own policy, and tbh. It’s the best villain plan I’ve ever seen. The goo was the plan unexpectedly failing. 9/10 only bc he was going to kill Rogue. Next time use someone willing to sacrifice herself for the cause, pls. No further notes

[official-megumin]

I like how his plan in like real world terms, was to turn desantis gay but instead he exploded

[tavina-writes]

like to charge reblog to cast tbh

[filmauteur]

When Harry Met Sally (1989) dir. Rob Reiner, written by Nora Ephron

[tropicalscream]

finger-licking good

and its ontological opposite:

toe-sucking evil

[catgirl-kaiju]

Colonel Sanders and Quinton Tarantino locked in mortal combat

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Description: Woman stands in her yard in a dress, sunglasses and with a white cane and says, "I'm blind and my white cane is great and all, but lately I've just been feeling like people aren't giving me the space I need when I'm walking down the street."

The same woman stand in the same place with her white cane replaced by a whippersnipper and says, "So I've been trying this new cane that promises to command respect and give me the space I deserve. On the downside it's a little hard to hear the traffic!" She revs the whippersnipper. "But people definitely do move! Coming through!"

[thecollectibles]

Art by Ami Thompson

[zack-the-robot]

drag king named Jay Peg

[tvugly]

we all have a specific neurosis caused by this shade of yellow used in the title cards of 70s-80s tv shows