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“Each time the scarlet flower blooms, Malenia's rot advances. It has bloomed twice already. With the third bloom, she will become a true goddess.”

“St. Trina's life withered and fell, as fleeting as the seasons. At her last, she left a single water lily. Despite the velvety-purple hue, the flower is in no way poisonous—it merely blooms in quietude.”

“Candlestand torch that burns with a light-purple flame. The carvings depict St. Trina, but in adult form, somewhat unnervingly.”

They’ll be back…

#elden ring #elden ring shadow of the erdtree #shadow of the erdtree spoilers #shadow of the erdtree #st trina #miquella the unalloyed #malenia blade of miquella #malenia goddess of rot

lakevida

free the nipple has to make a resurgence for a number of reasons but bro look at our upcoming eternity of wet bulb temps youre smoking straight up cock if you think im keeping a shirt on when it hits 105° in new england

lakevida

everyone tits out with a parasol is such a beautiful world to imagine that the fact it doesnt currently exist fills me with equal parts fire and misery

theconcealedweapon

maarvarq

Always bear in mind that there is absolutely no legitimate evidence that Luigi was actually the one who killed the insurance company guy.

theconcealedweapon

Of course he wasn't. He was at a party with me that day.

tiny-space-whale

No but like literally, actually. All bits aside.

He didn't do it.

The cops very clearly planted evidence on him because they had to make an arrest because all eyes were on them and whoever actually did the deed was making them look stupid.

Why would the real killer hero have kept the weapon on his person and traveled two states over while carrying it and a manifesto in his bag, conveniently turning the crime into a federal matter? The same guy whose bag they found in a park, filled with monopoly money? Why did the police turn off their bodycams, take Luigi's stuff, drive a block away, turn their bodycams back on, go back into the restaurant, and then arrest him?

From the moment of his arrest, even left-of-center media has been presuming his guilt without examining anything (e.g. calling him "the killer" instead of "alleged" or "accused") and then when I say he didn't do it, the nearest person chimes in with some quip that tells me they think he did do it but should go free anyway. Don't get me wrong, I would have the same attitude if he had done it. But he didn't. It makes me feel like the only sane person in the world, even among my staunchly leftist friends.

ozempicofficial

goatedgreen

i hate that when you try and look up shit for writing purposes it starts linking suicide hotlines and addiction advice articles like bro i just wanna know the information im not killing myself i promise. now tell me what i wanna know

allthingswhumpyandangsty

Vent ahead. Today I gave up on writing (privately and fanfics) and my lifelong dream of publishing a book, after seeing a bunch of videos discussing AI "signs". Because I soon came to realize that this is my writing style. So people will accuse me of using AI. It makes me incredibly sad, because I adore writing, but I'm not about to work my ass off and get slapped in the face by a bunch of people online. I cannot even feel happy writing privately anymore, because every sentence I write, I pause and fret over the fact that I sound "so AI". I fucking hate AI, man, it ruins everything good. Thank you for listening! Btw you're super cool and awesome!

I’m sorry to hear this, anon. sending hugs and love ❤️‍🩹

theultimatedisaster

Anon I doubt you’ll read this, but don’t give up!

The reason why ai writing looks the way it does is because it stole data from human creators. Human creators have always used em dashes. Human creators have always used the “not x, not y, but z” sentences. And honestly, I refuse to let the slop machines steal those things from me as an author.

Besides, I dare to say that the more authors stop writing, the more will readers turn to ai generated slop…

And if some assholes would have the nerve to accuse your writing of being ai with no concrete evidence, then they can kindly fuck off and try to figure out why ai writes the way it does in the first place; because of stolen data out of works made by human authors.

uniicorns-arereall

you know what, fuck it be free, keep reading that bad fan fiction, keep writing that bad fanfiction, keep using y/n, keep staying up to 4 a.m reading x reader, to be cringe is too be free

(just NO a.i)

lalaleeiillaa

“yeah i read a lot!”

“oh awesome! What books do you read?”

shubbabang

kyonite

trying to create an ebay account to sell smthn and tell me why I can't use my REAL LEGAL LAST NAME because it includes "dick" which ebay considers offensive

BUT THEN IN THEIR MISREPRESENTATION POLICY THEY SAY YOU CAN'T COLLECT MONEY TO A BANK ACCOUNT THAT'S NOT IN YOUR BUSINESS OR LEGAL NAME. BUT MY LEGAL NAME INCLUDES DICK, WHICH YOU CONSIDER OFFENSIVE.

the sanitization of the internet is so fucking stupid we live in the stupidest time