[greelin]

we crumpled your man up like tissue paper btw. like we all took turns crumpling then uncrumpling him. sorry. couldn’t resist because he is just so crumpleable

[ryebreadgf]

time spent loving will never be time wasted. even if that love ends. i have to believe this or i will go crazy. signed by. girl

[spageddy]

i like to shoplift from mom and pop stores because thinking about small businesses suffering makes me giddy. i always make honest purchases at walmart though

[idionymon]

I hope you log off. I hope we both log off.

[l3vs]

[fartbong-rewritten]

using /bald as a tone indicator when i RP as walter white

[andshecanproveitwasolidrighthook]

thankfully matter cannot be created or destroyed so You don’t even have to worry about it

[jakemorph]

i love the expression "screaming like a banshee". youre screaming so loud youre just like this thing i made up that screams really loud

[ihopeucomehomesoon]

cant wait for when i become a real person

[kosmogrl]

[peoplesoup]

i have exactly three phrases in my vocabulary and they're "hiiiiiiii" "so truee" and "i'm gonna kill myself"

[frogluvr2000]

[ratfuck]

legends say the scary man with a hook for a hand jerks people off in these woods to this day

[bootlegeverything]

[45percenterthen]

googled a symptom. will u guys remember me

[santijpg-gone-deactivated202303]

the only “found family” im interested in is the one i will have once i marry your father, who by the way is quite attractive for his age

[dragqueenpentheus]

why are you celebrating someone's death?