[basi-boy]

this video has been the last hinge holding me together for weeks now. I need to watch it once a day or I'll start disintegrating

[eeveelotions]

heres the translation I found online for fellow enjoyers

[sleepyteamage]

@demegods

[tumblerculosis]

I’ve been obsessed with this tiktok for days now

[coffeedcait]

Person: "Hello sir." he pets the frog with one finger.

Person: "Have a good day. Actually wait a minute. You missed a bug, but I got you home boy. Hold on." he picks a bug up and throws it next to the frog.

Frog: turns around and eats the bug.

Person: "OHHHHH-" sings high pitched and angelic like he witnessed a miracle.

[theunfairfolk]

[binturong-of-the-day]

The binturong of marine biology

[pumpkinspicebluntwrap]

[aflo]

/r/CheetahTooHigh

[triangleguy]

my bad. turns off my perpetual motion dog catapulting machine

[dogpuppy]

[bruntalism]

[bruntalism]

we kill the bat man

[everythingfox]

“A rambunctious wombat named Timothy at a local animal sanctuary.”

(Source)

[smallrat36wagon-deactivated2021]

LOL.lil rowdy bitch!! go off, tbis is your day

[iiumz]

[jame7t]

I’ve been showing my hamster your blog and it seems to really like it, biting at the screen. I also have a hamster(the small animal kind) too and he seems to like your blog as well

the fuck is the first hamster then

[only-cat-memes]

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[1lluminae-files]

UNMUTE!!

[teaboot]

POV u are delicious

[charaznablescanontoyota]

words of wisdom from wikipedia this evening

[ryannorth]

much to consider

[importantpics]

[evilnicegirl]

recently my plug has offered free weed for:

bunch of ice

mw2 double xp tokens

[evilnicegirl]

new fetch quest dropped

[evilnicegirl]

[loth-caatgirl]

[toskarin]

recently my elderly shattered-up phone started letting me charge it to 107% which I've been using to get let's just say a little bit extra out of it on long days

[toskarin]

added benefit that this makes it crazy warm and soft so I use it to warm up my coat when it's cold outside

[toskarin]

to be honest with you it's swollen as fuck and that's why I'm rocking with it

[ganurath]

Swollen batteries are incendiary explosives.

[toskarin]

this one's just a phone

[toskarin]

if it was a bomb and not a phone I couldn't make a call on it, but I can because it's a phone, although it will be to the fun department instead of the fire department

[pneeyrose]

respectfully, ma'am, phone and bomb are not mutually exclusive descriptors

[toskarin]

I'm not gatekeeping I'm just speaking from my presently lived experience

[chaos-otter]

When you start speaking from your formally lived experience, be sure to let us know!

[toskarin]

I already live every day with undue formality and noble grace

[toskarin]

I'm not a technician so I don't really see how this applies to me

[bakedbiscuit]

I genuinely can't tell if you're being stupid on purpose

[toskarin]

when you feel that way it's a sign that I'm being smart

[walnutbun]

OP your phone is literally about to explode.

[toskarin]

we've been over this, it's just puffy and I poke it with twigs when it gets too hot

[toskarin]

my mental health is splendid and my phone is fantastic why in the world would I kill myself

[radioinactivity]

[netheris]

Oh god it's the shark post all over again, but this time OP COULD FUCKIN DIE OR BE MAIMED HORRIBLY

[toskarin]

that's really not on the table

[toskarin]

reading earlier in this thread, you will find that it is not a bomb but a phone which is being poked with twigs, and only under certain circumstances

[daylights-rain]

Hey, I’ve worked in IT longer than anyone else, and it’s totally fine to keep using your phone this way! This is because phones are not bombs so they can’t explode.

[toskarin]

as someone who doesn't work in IT, I agree, which creates a consensus across the full spectrum of possible human experiences

[avhira]

My phone nearly exploded (the battery was so swollen I could see the inside of the phone.) you should get your phone looked at

[duality-the-chaos-god]

But its a phone those don't explode

[avhira]

They do when the battery is swollen

[toskarin]

you're thinking of bombs, easy mistake to make, but I addressed this earlier in the thread

[cha0sl1ves0nly0nce]

OP do you have a will or any assets to even need one?

[toskarin]

my will is frankly tremendous and I'd go as far as saying it's one of my strongest assets

[another-silly-birb]

You should substitute your phone insurance for health insurance

[toskarin]

we have universal telephone insurance here so that's not strictly necessary

[shamelessmagazineangel]

You know I prayed that this is just a Tohsaka Rin RP blog but it isn't and OPs phone is about to go off like a Mappa Animator.

[toskarin]

several studios worked on fate but mappa is not one of them

[xzye-trelefor]

I heard if it starts to charge past 110% they'll send ninjas after you. Might want to get it repaired and save yourself some ninja battles.

[toskarin]

As a long time jokemaker and internet troller, let me set something straight. Sit down and get ready to do a learning, Tumblr ☝️

The funny thing about this thread is that a phone battery doesn't actually go to 107% when it's failing, because the battery percentage indicator is measuring subtle changes in voltage. OP's battery, if it was actually failing in this way, might stall at 100% before visibly draining to its actual capacity after some time as a more generic sign of the battery failing, but gas buildup inside of a battery isn't going to make it hold more power in a meaningfully usable way, and of course nothing inside of a phone would allow it to measure and display this inflated (badumtsk) capacity

So, it's bad bait! If a battery's capacity could be so easily expanded by inflating it with more power, this would be a desirable product with lots of useful applications in bald dog grooming

[efoxgirl]

Despite this you are still poking the battery with twigs, right?

[toskarin]

I've been dunking it in water making my neighbour's dog suck the bubbles out with a straw

[sleepyhollowsleeps]

if someone challenges you to a duel just throw the phone on the ground and run

[toskarin]

why would I give them my phone. then they'd be able to call me and beat me to shit

[0gl1tch0]

How can they call you if they have your phone?

[toskarin]

they'd just call it and then answer when it rings