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[peopleoftheperson]

Ik realistically Dean was probably in the closet for a loooonnnnggggg time BUT!! It’d be freaking hilarious if not!

And by that I mean:

When Sam when to Stanford and John started leaving Dean alone for longer periods of time Dean was like “wait this is my perfect opportunity >:)” without John breathing down his neck he went on a sexuality journey. And because he’s Dean Winchester obviously it was either go big or go home. So he went big.

And that’s how the Cartwright Twins happened.

And ever since then he hasn’t outright told anyone he was bi but he doesn’t keep it a secret and it’s kinda super obvious

Except it would be super funny if Sam just didn’t realize and tried to have a conversation with him about it..

And Dean goes “bro I’ve been screwing dudes since I was like 22”

And ofc Sam is like wtf and so Dean clarifies and that’s how Sam finds out he had a fling with just about every man they’ve ever hunted with.

(Sam almost loses his mind when he founds out about Benny…)

And also that he’s marrying Cas in September.

(Sam almost passes out at that)

(He actually does end up passing out when Dean lets his… party… with the Cartwright Twins slip)

[peopleoftheperson]

Ikr realistically female Dean would be pretty masculine but because of how masc regular Dean is I think it’d be hilarious if Deanna was the exact opposite

She’s hyper feminine and calls Sam Samuel and teases her for her short hair

She’s wearing her tightest jeans and heeled boots to hunts (cuz yes she would be crazy enough to run in heels)

For investigations she’s got her miniest mini skirts and her cuntiest little pair of pumps or stilettos

She does tie up her hair for hunts but other than that it’s long and in the way and she dgaf!!

She keeps money and lip gloss in her bra and her whale tail is somehow always visible

The only thing that stays the same for is that she still wears leather jackets and is bisexual

And then female Sam is kinda the same except that she has short hair lmfao

[peopleoftheperson]

I know Dean Winchester cries every time Please Don’t Leave Me by Pink comes on the radio

[peopleoftheperson]

I really love the concept of no one clocking byler because Mike and Will have always been that way and nobody noticed the change between platonic and romantic

[peopleoftheperson]

Ok now that ST5 is like two weeks away here’s 2 questions I hope get answered:

Why is Will able to talk to El and be touched by her in the void or her mind space or whatever it is? In season 1 she’s able to grab his hand and speak to him and he responds. She says help is coming and he tells them to hurry. How? The only people able to talk to and touch El in the void are El’s mother Terry, Kali, and flayed Billy. Those all make sense but Will being able to does not. Especially since we see in the first 5 minutes that that interaction had been before he was captured so it couldn’t have been anything Vecna did. So why?

And then of course Will’s birthday being forgotten. I have a lot of hope for birthdaygate but if it doesn’t happen I want, at the very least, an acknowledgement of it.

[peopleoftheperson]

Just realized Mike will have to lean down to kiss Will. Hhhholy shit did you guys know about this? Why did no one tell me?! I’m freaking out dude.?.!.!?!(!?)($(

[peopleoftheperson]

Just to remind y’all being gay isn’t Will’s only personality trait. And neither is being trapped in the Upside Down or being possessed. He also likes to draw and paint! He likes Dungeons and Dragons! He likes music and scary movies! He’s a very sweet kid but he’s still able to put people in their place when they need it! He loves very much and puts his friends and family before himself! I feel like people all the time forget he has a fucking personality like every other character in the show.

[peopleoftheperson]

I’m gonna be honest I don’t like when people say they want Nancy to be single. Their reasoning (from what I’ve seen) is that they want her to be an independent person and they don’t want her story to revolve around a man. I feel the need to add in that I’ve mostly seen people say this in response to arguments about whether Stancy or Jancy should be together but it’s still something people say. Anyway, I don’t like it because it adds to the idea that woman are only independent when they are single, when that’s not what being independent is. Independent is not being dependent. It’s as simple as that. Whether you ship Stancy or Jancy, Nancy will still be independent no matter what because that’s just who she is. She doesn’t need anyone. But she wants someone and there’s nothing wrong with that. I do hate how some of the fandom treats her character as a tool for other characters (cough Steve cough) to get happy endings but I still believe that she can get a happy ending as her own person while also being in love.

[peopleoftheperson]

I know all the jokes about Hopper being angry about Byler are funny but seriously I think he would be a big supporter for them. Hop was there when Mike was the one insisting that they go look for Will and didn’t listen after being told not to. Hop was the one there when Mike, the only one out of all of Will’s friend to be in the shed with Will’s family, said that asking Will to be his friend was the best thing he’d ever done! He knows that Mike has the capacity to be sweet and loving and who knows maybe that’s why he hated Mileven so much, because Mike just wasn’t that sweet and loving kid to his daughter. But yeah I fully believe Hopper would looveeee Byler because he’s seen it himself! They love each other and he knows that!

[peopleoftheperson]

Does anyone else ever think about in season two when they go to Hawkins Lab Dr. Owens calls Hopper Will’s dad and NO ONE CORRECTS HIM and also NO ONE IS SURPRISED AS IF THIS ISN’T THE FIRST TIME IT HAPPENED AND THAT EVEN ON THE FIRST TIME NO ONE CORRECTED HIM because I do. Pretty often too.

[peopleoftheperson]

Byler being canon will either make or break Mike’s character and I know that like a million people have said this already but I feel like it needs to be said more for people to understand that either Mike has reasons for the things he does and the way he acts OR he just sucks. Or he’s a bad boyfriend and friend and that wouldn’t be fair to him and what his character used to be.

[peopleoftheperson]

My biggest Byler proof is that they let another gay character have a happy ending when they could have made Vickie straight and boom Robin goes through this again and she will go through this again in the future because gay people didn’t exist in the eighties or something but no! They let Robin and Vickie sort of flirt (they’re too nerdy to flirt lol) and I believe they will give the two other gays in the show the happy ending they deserve

[peopleoftheperson]

Tbh I will always be mad at how the ST writers tried to bring back Stancy but it just made Steve seem kinda weird like why are you telling your ex that you dream about having a family of six with her…knowing that she has a boyfriend? (But tbh that’s not the weirdest part about that) and then literally everyone was rooting for it Robin was smirking when Nancy was looking at shirtless Steve knowing she had a boyfriend and Eddie told Steve her going after him at lovers lake was “true love” or something like that but tbh I don’t think Eddie knows and then they try to made you feel bad for Steve when Jancy reunites and share a cute moment by showing Steve all sad and Robin patting his back as if they didn’t know the whole time she has a boyfriend and Steve is literally on good terms with both Nancy and Jonathan too or at least he tried to be idk why the writers ever thought this was a good idea because it just brings Steve’s character development back down like wasn’t his whole thing finding out he didn’t need to be in a romantic relationship and that finding meaningful platonic relationships was good for him

[peopleoftheperson]

Gosh I really can’t wait for Byler to be canon and for my family to be like “it doesn’t make sense blah blah blah” “not everything has to be gay yadda yadda yadda” while I just ascend to the heavens because I was right all along

[peopleoftheperson]

Saw a post a while ago about Will also having internalized homophobia not just Mike but the fandom doesn’t acknowledge it (I’m paraphrasing I don’t remember the full thing) and I completely agree but I think the reason the fandom doesn’t acknowledge it is because the difference between them is that Will has already accepted it. Of course I don’t think he’s shouting it from rooftops and stuff I just mean he’s already gone through the stages of grief while Mike is still in denial.

[peopleoftheperson]

Rewatching stranger things and I don’t ship ronance absolutely no hate if you do it’s just not for me I think Robin is set on Vickie but she most definitely finds Nancy super attractive or has some little side crush or something cuz wdym you can’t stop rambling when you talk to your crush and now you can’t stop rambling when you talk to Nancy I was wondering where all the ronance shippers got their stuff from it’s freaking Robin she’s so obvious

[peopleoftheperson]

I used to love the Will has powers theory and my favorite one was that he molded the upside down to look like Hawkins because I just love the idea of Will who just got to this cold, dark, and empty place and thinking I don’t want to be here I want to go home and because he couldn’t go home he brought home to him only it wasn’t the right one and it never would be but it will always be a place he knows more than anyone