[peppermint-fruit]

Panda: “hey bro what do you want to eat?”

Sukuna: “the souls of the innocent”

Yuuji: “a bagel”

Sukuna: “NO!”

Yuuji: “2 bagels”

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Tagging: @angels-main @nishikina

[peppermint-fruit]

Nobara: What are your goals? Yuuji: To pet all the dogs. Nobara: No, fitness goals. Yuuji: To be able to run fast enough to pet all the dogs.

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Tagging: @angels-main @nishikina

[peppermint-fruit]

Bakugo: Can I be frank with you guys? Kirishima: Sure, but I don’t see how changing your name is gonna help. Mina: Can I still be Mina? Kaminari: Shh, let Frank speak.

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Tagging: @angels-main @nishikina

[peppermint-fruit]

[raiding 1A's dorms]

Y/n: We have an intruder!

Kirshima: How could they get in?

Twice, blowing his cover: In-tru-da window!

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Bakugou: I'm busy.

Y/n: do you think drinking thirty-six cans of redbull consecutively would make my senses more heightened or would i just die?

Bakugou:

Bakugou: I'm on my way

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[peppermint-fruit]

Kaminari: Name a more iconic duo than me and procrastination. Go ahead, I'll wait.

Jirou: of course you will.

Kaminari: Okay, first of all fuck you.

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[peppermint-fruit]

Krishima: When you said you’d do magic in bed, this wasn’t exactly what I was expecting.

Katsuki, holding up the eight of hearts: Is this your card?

Kirishima: Holy shit.

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Sero: Bus drivers who re-open their doors when they see someone running toward the stop are neutral good. Any other kind of bus driver is automatically lawful evil.

Kaminari: Chaotic evil: the bus driver who saw me running to the stop and waited until I was at the door to close it and drive away.

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[peppermint-fruit]

Iida : [trying to bond with his classmates] Hello Tokoyami! I got us tickets for this new underground band, i think they're called Michael- Michael Romance?

Tokoyami:

Tokoyami: YOU GOT US TICKETS TO FUCKING MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE?!?

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[peppermint-fruit]

Kirishima: *putting on chapstick*

Y/n: What flavor is that?

Kirishima: Cherry

Y/n: Can I try some

Kirishima: Yeah *hands over the chapstick*

Y/n: *takes a bite of the chapstick* Holy shit, it tastes like Cherry

Kirishima:

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@chaotic-chai-lover

[peppermint-fruit]

Kaminari: Y'know what would be sexy?

Y/n: What?

Kaminari: Eating food of off each other

Y/n: You didn't do the dishes

Kaminari: I did not

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[peppermint-fruit]

Someone: Deku throws like a girl.

Deku: I’ll pound you like a boy!

*awkward silence*

Deku: That didn’t come out right.

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[peppermint-fruit]

Sero: Denki is one of my best friends

Kaminari: *doing the Fortnite dance*

Sero: I lied I don’t know this boy

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@chaotic-chai-lover @retaaschilling

[peppermint-fruit]

Denki: Want to know who the most beautiful person in the world is?

Y/n: Who?

Denki: Read the first word again.

Denki: Wait I fucked it up.

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@retaaschilling

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Mina: I wish we could block people in real life

Kaminari: Restrainging order

Y/n: Murder

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[peppermint-fruit]

Y/n: Oh hey, Bakugou. What are you doing here?

Bakugou: On the contrary, what are YOU doing here? This is MY fucking apartment.

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[peppermint-fruit]

Kirishima: It’s pretty cold outside, don’t you think?

Y/n: Yeah. We should hold hands. And probably stand close together to conserve body heat.

Kirishima: Exactly! Good idea, Y/n.

Bakugou: ...

Bakugou: it’s fucking 90 degrees outside.

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