when you wake up and whole fucking morning youâre humming fucking defying gravity⊠ARGH!
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when you wake up and whole fucking morning youâre humming fucking defying gravity⊠ARGH!
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so earlier i remembered how during one philosophy class, my professor asked us all to consider what we would do if we could be invisible for a day, because (as she would reveal to us later) she wanted to prove a point about observed accountability and situational morality. we all wrote down our answers, submitted them anonymously, and the prof read them back to us. about 95% of them were like âprank peopleâ, ârob a bankâ, âget in places for freeâ, âscare my best friendâ, âspy on someoneâ, âsneak into closed off areasâ, etc.
prof. read them all aloud so she could demonstrate how virtually everybody chose something they couldnât morally or socially get away with if they were witnessed, and she was looking awfully entertained about how quickly the class proved her point until she got to one that just said âgo swimming in the ocean.âÂ
she stopped, read it again, and after a short period of confused silence a girl piped up very earnestly from the class âbecause the sharks wouldnât be able to see me.âÂ
iâm having a great time reading how people would want to live a day invisibly because we got the Relatablesâą:
the real forward thinkers:Â
and then whatever the hell this is:
i started writing original fiction because of a comment i got on a house md fic i wrote when i was 12 years old. someone said âthis is out of character, house and wilson would never act like this.â so i thought, âif i make my own characters, no one can ever tell me theyâre out of character, because i decide,â and i started planning my first novel. now iâm 23 and iâve written 4 novel-length works, i have a degree in publishing and i work at a literary magazine, largely because someone insulted my house fanfiction. follow your dreams.
succeed out of spite
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Dragons Like You Donât Usually See Them by Brian Kesinger.
its fucked up to me how, like, we as a humanity can forget how to make shit. like how the west forgot how to make glass or some shit for a while.
nobody knows the exact way of creating lots of ancient stuff; greek fire and damascus steel are really well known examples, and material scientists are still studying roman cement because itâs better than modern cementÂ
isnt that so fucked up
all because SOME MOTHERFUCKERS always think itâs a good idea to destroy libraries.Â
Iâm so here for the historic vagueblogging
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When Ron, frustrated with studying for NEWTs and with Hermioneâs anxious sixth-year nagging, explains to her what reading is like for him, Hermioneâs breath catches. âRon, youâre dyslexic,â she says, softly, and instantly regrets every snide comment sheâs ever made towards his study habits.Â
Soon, by asking around, Hermione amasses a list of spells for Ron to try - some stilling the page, some changing the font of books for easy reading, some going after Ronâs temporal lobe directly.Â
These help, a little, but not as much as knowing thereâs a word for why reading is so hard for him. That itâs normal, that heâs not stupid, and that Hermione suddenly helps instead of criticizes, looks for solutions rather than complains, praises instead of gloats.Â
!!! Oh
#listen tho what if #muggles are terrible about disabilities#but wizards are even worse#they donât even have the terminology that muggles do#itâs all âkinda loonyâ or âjust dimâ or (most often) ânot a talented witch/wizardâ#and ofc ~everyone knows~ that all illnesses can be cured with magic#(except for some magical illnesses that canât be cured at all)#but as ron talks more with hermione and other muggleborns#and researches the spells hermione gets him#and realizes that most of the spell creators probably also had dyslexia but had no word for it#he realizes that what âeveryone knowsâ isnât true at all#after abt a year of this he talks to mcgonagall abt changing his career goals#goes into healing with a concentration on research#and a secret concentration on finding out what muggles know and bringing it into the wizarding world#(his dad is so proud of him and prolly helps out a lot too)
this paragraph is better than anything jk ever wrote about grown ron
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I was getting tired of drawing the same sitting pose so I went for the cat slouch for this drawing :3
AU where the Justice League forms like usual, except Batman maintained his âtotally a mythâ status and has in fact been active for years before the JL forms. Heâs very cautious about trusting them, but still joins, and the others sort of accepts that as long as they trust that Batman has a really hard time with trust, it will all work out in its own weird way
Then, one day, in the middle of a JL mission, the League gets in a tight spot. Out of nowhere, this blue and black blur swoops in and saves everyoneâs ass. Maybe breaking some shackles that were proving very difficult, maybe disarm a bomb that the League was just a hairâs breadth too slow to reach without help, but whatever happens, the shadowy figure pauses just long enough to say, âHey, Batman, you know you there are these things called cellphones now and you can just call sometimes, it doesnât have to be this dramatic?â and bounds away after shouting âletâs do brunch! Bring your new friends!â
Batman is mortified.
No one lets it go.
The entire rest of the mission, the whole League is asking so many questions. Who was that? Do you know him? How do you know him? Whatâs going on? I didnât know there was a vigilante in this area?? They donât let up until he talks.
âThat was Nightwing.â Batman is mumbling. The JL forces him to bring them to the Brunch. Brunch happens to be in a run-down apartment on the edge of a bad neighborhood, at five in the morning, in costume. Nightwing introduces himself as Batmanâs lovechild with justice.
âI did not realize Batman had a child,â Martian Manhunter says, calmly enough that no oneâs sure if heâs accidentally plucking a really loud thought out of the air or if heâs trying to make a joke.
Nightwing stares for a moment falling over laughing. He doesnât get up. Batman starts trying to apply anti-Joker venom but Nightwing just kicks him and laughs until he cries. He keeps trying to wipe his eyes and his mask keeps getting in the way, so he asks everyone to leave so he can please get a hold of himself
He is still laughing when they leave. Everyone is confused. Batman is furious. Â Nightwing manages to breathe long enough to say, âWeâre just so glad youâre socializing now, Batman.â
Superman turns to look at Batman very slowly. ââŠâweâ?â
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the most unrealistic thing about harry potter
is that no teacher ever called him James by accident, or that Ron never was called âBill-, eh Charl-, no Per-, argh!â
As a younger sister who knows this struggle all too well: THIS IS REAL. Pretty sure 70% of my past teachers still think Iâm called what my sister is called in fact.
Imagine Fred being called Percy by McGonagall accidentally and then he gets so offended that he refers to her by âProfessor [insert any other name but McGonagallâ for the rest of the year, costing Gryffindor a considerable amount of points one at a time.
From then on, she vows to just call them all Mr Weasley.
Until Ginny comes along and she calls her Mr Weasley by accident and Ginny âaccidentallyâ calls her Sir and it starts again.
Mar'i Grayson D5? Or Pandora (trinity of sin) E3?
this is a millennia late but i hope you still like itâŠ!
Seriously, married or not I reckon Charlie Weasley would be a riot at family gatherings. Just turning up, throwing Molly a casual âWotcher Mum! Brought the kids, hope that okay!â And Molly turns round confused, sees what heâs talking about and - âThose are not âthe kidsâ Charlie, thOSE ARE TINY DRAGONS IN ONESIES!!!!!â
IâVE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS FOR HOURS
Lupin continued to stare at the map. Harry had the impression that he was doing some very quick thinking.