What’s the mood after Avengers Endgame
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@peppermints-and-larping
What’s the mood after Avengers Endgame
I wasn’t ready
This is my new favorite genre of disappointed Trump voter. Meet the Trump voter taking it in the teeth at tax time.
How unsurprising “Fuck you, got mine” becomes a simple “fuck you” in a flash…
But wait…. there’s more!
And even more!
my brain: remember when u were really attracted to the dude from phill of the future when u were a kid?
taviv ullman:
my brain: cuz u still are.
OMG PHIL
Same david, same
Hey y’all if you want to follow me add me on Twitter @Gingerium1
that furry cokehead Thomas Jefferson post has me on the verge of tears y’all are such FREAKS abibfkwbkfwbbkf
the WHAT post
OOF! OOF! how does FIFTEEN POINTS of DAMAGE TASTE?!
I’ve been searching for this for 20 minutes.
Like. I’m a firm believer that porn online shouldn’t be within kids reach (those “are you 18” checkboxes for life) but. Like. Ok first of all, just ban cp? It’s not hard? Cp is what got you into this mess just ban it. Second of all, you could increase the age of sign-up from 13 to 18. Third of all, you could do what deviantart does and just. Require birthdays at sign-up. If your blog is flagged as nsfw, you can’t interact with minors. You want to follow an nsfw blog? Prove you’re an adult. You’re an adult but don’t want to see nsfw content? Safe search (that actually works).
It’s not hard to make a functioning website, but staff doesn’t seem to want to do that.
Jewel Beetle Wings
I’m fucking deceased
Are you a turkey? Cause I wouldn’t mind stuffing ya hahaha *wink wink*
I actually have only bottomed like a handful of times since the “incident”…
What is the incident.
So one time I was getting spit roasted by this married couple and the next day my ass really hurt. Like to the point I could barely walk and had to shuffle everywhere. Well I went to the doctor and they said they had to take a look so I was like ok this should be easy, I’ve taken things bigger than a finger… so she goes to look and it hurt so bad I actually passed out. I woke up and she told me I had fissures and that if they were literally any worse I would have to get surgery. So she gave me suppositories and Oxycodone and told me it would heal on its own. Explaining to my parents that I got fucked so hard my ass literally tore was a fun day… Well about TWO FUCKING MONTHS LATER…it hasn’t improved like at all. The pain was so bad that I would occasionally pass out just trying to shit. Finally, one day I was late for class but I really had to shit so I was like “you can do this. Just shit and pass out quick and then waddle quickly to class.” Well I shit and it felt fine and there was almost no pain…all of a sudden I felt fine. It was weird. Then I went to wipe and my hand felt wet. Like dripping wet. I looked at my hand and it was absolutely drenched in blood. Panicking, I called my mom and she asks me what color the blood is and I’m like “FUCK YOU MEAN WENDY?! It’s red…” and she’s like “no is it bright red or dark red?” And I respond that it’s bright and she tells me that I’m fine because if it was dark red then it would’ve been internal bleeding and that I probably just had a blood blister in my ass that was causing the pain and it finally popped. After that I was fine. So yea I haven’t been a fan of bottoming since then.
@gingersofficial your story made me a top.
Are we all ignoring the question of how the mom knows so much about anal bleeding?
When she initially asked how I tore it, she asked if I had taken like a massive shit or something and I didn’t have the heart to tell her it was from being served as a deep dick pizza to a hungry gay couple so I just said yea and fuckin Wendy here goes “oh yea that’s happened to me before”…so she’s had some experiences. My dad on the other hand knew damn well I was being a ho on the go but kept it a secret from my mothers virgin ears.
Gurl we’ve all been there.
“served as a deep dick pizza”
I prolapsed just reading this jfc
Girl got me on so many levels
I dm’d this girl and her boyfriend sent me this back
@iggymani yo con estos pendejos
IM SCREAMING AHHHHHHH
By the grace of the topping and bottoming gods, here's your answer.
here fags, take it
69 percent too-31 percent bottom hmmm almost