Peppino Pizza Delivery!

Ok wait indefinite hiatus

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Peppino Pizza New Delivery Service!

In an act of desperation for money, I am proud to present Peppino's Delivery!

With a simple click of a button, you can send an order at no extra cost!

So call in today for a piping hot pie in under an hour!

Peppino's Pizza,

Nothing compares!

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"...Is this really my all new business feature? This is barely as good as Dominoes!"

"..Oh well, time for the waiting game.."

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yoyo its @bunkless-bed back at it again cookin pezza in the tower

some guides for asking!!

you may ask as your pizza tower ocs! if you're asking as someone else's oc, please link their blog for proper credit

IMPORTANT!! sometimes an ask will have a background from the game, and sometimes no background. The ones without a background are non canon, and are just there to be funny jokes. please do not take them as fact!

this is taking place during (and later after) pizza tower, please check which floor we're on and do not give spoilers to peppino!

this is a story askblog

keep asks pg, i am a minor.

magic anons are allowed! cast spells on this anxious italian i'm sure he wont mind

This blog will include : Elements of body horror (fake peppy), Some blood, cartoonish and realistic violence.

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Idea:microwave noise via a comically huge microwave set to the maximum

"what the fuck"

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I think stress counts as will, and it should be sharp enough. Just do it.

"No thanks, Rory. I gotta go get an elevator key from this "boss.""

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Do you like men or women̈?

"Not being in debt. I like not being in debt."

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Look Peppino, take the knife you use to cut the pizza and stab it into the ground, make sure to focus your will into the blade.

Trust me. My name is Rory Nyte.

"Ehhhh...I don't think this would really stab into anything.." "Sorry..uhh, Rory? I don't have much will left in me."

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i've always wondered why the toppins give you 10$ after you save one

"Hold on, yeah, what" "Who the hell is paying me to get toppings?!"

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Congrats, Pep! You should [hopefully] have enough money for the boss.

Do be advised, dude's a narcissist.

"Wait." "Boss??"

"For the love of fettucine, I have to beat even more people up!?" ("and..is it just me, or do things feel abit different?")

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FFFFUCK

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"When exactly am i getting paid for carting off all these asks?"

when the askblog is finished

"and WHEN is it gonna be finished?!"

when i finish it

"Why do you even need to get rid of the ones you've answered!?"

BECAUSE THEY TAKE UP SPACE

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big break time until i feel better about myself

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Peppino your blog background is fucking ass - Maurice

( @mauricemetsfan )

"Hi Maurice."

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M!A :D

I heal peppino :)

but now..

with this sacred m!a power I summon..

Peppino now has a dog :)

"Phew..You did not wanna see what my face looked like after that door collapsed."

(The dog has been set loose in the tower by the mod.)

(who knows where it will be)

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peppino can you do this

okie doki i think thats enough images

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You can do it Peppino

By the way are you okay

(..He'll be fine.)

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”Uhm… hello! Are- you okay?”

*a person stands at the door*

@asktehspecs

"Peachy."

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ON the bright side, you look like you're almost out, just don't go to the riht when you're at the start.

"RIGHT RIGHT RIGHT I'M ALMOST THERE FUCK FUCK FUCK!"

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peppino do u have all the toppins

"I MIGHT?? I DON'T KNOW, AND I DON'T REMEMBER!!"