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love when i'm reading something from the ancient world that would still work today. rn i'm reading some poems from the greek anthology and there's one by lucillius about a rich man who loves his money so much that when he gets sick and finds out it would cost him one drachma more to get healed he decides to die instead. and i could see ancient roman galfridos bezos doing the exact same thing

evilscientist3

the two fundamental truths of historical and contemporary mankind:

we were just as smart then as we are now

we are just as stupid now as we were then

adultlikers

porksweats

e me a mail

fortooate

make the attachment a pic of a snail

jumpingjacktrash

give me two gifs

of critters in clover

nuclearcarrots

then photoshop them on the CLIIIIIIIFFS OF DOVER

laurasinele

I still reference this post today. And yes, when I say I reference it I mean I sing it.

thatlovelywitch

My mouth fell.

beeftea78-deactivated20200113

“I would eat his heart in the marketplace” is legit the most savage line I have ever heard, I’d like to personally thank Shakespeare for putting into words that feeling of rage and protectiveness women get when some fuckboy hurts another woman

aeleolus

Okay first off, I will always reblog this post, but secondly, I went to Shakespeare in the Park tonight to see this and all the women cheered *so loudly* when Beatrice said this line, and the guy in front of me looked around all shocked and a little scared and said “… oh wow” and it was ICONIQUE

motherblackcap

I heard it was that time of year again.

iguanodont

Throwback Thursday: a helpful chart describing the major behaviors of dragons I made when I was 7

ratingpostsbasedonhowmanydragons

10/10 this rules

flanneldragon

dragonheritageposts

Dragon Heritage Post

real-live-human

happy 20 years of marrying females eating meat flying breathing fire and fighting t rex

nevergiveupparis

fullafag

storybookprincess

if i can impart any one piece of wisdom to y’all, it’s to, whenever possible, assume good intentions

assume people are trying their best, want to be good and treat others well, and that when their behavior doesn’t align with those goals, it’s because of outside factors that are pushing them to their limit

it’s hard to do, it doesn’t always come naturally, but it’s worth it

storybookprincess

before anyone jumps in with an “op has clearly never worked in the service industry,” i work in a public facing library job

i have a patron who is mean as a snake. won’t respond when you greet her, barks orders at you, and is generally nasty

i couldn’t stand her & dreaded the moment she walked in the door, until i stopped one day & went “wow, to walk around feeling unhappy enough to treat people so horribly every day. what a difficult way to live.”

and so my tactics changed. i made a point to be extra kind & friendly to her. she changed her hair color one day & when i complimented her on it, she was very caught off guard & said “oh, thank you. my whole life i’ve thought i was ugly.”

now we’re at the point where she shows me pictures of watercolor paintings she made & says hi when she walks in the door. she’s not my favorite patron, but she’s perfectly okay. most unpleasant people aren’t inherently rotten, they’re just unhappy & coping with it poorly

assume people are always doing their best, even if their best happens to fall a bit short. assume good intentions

thejorie-deactivated20160327

My three girlfriends. And yes, they smoke weed.

airoehead

that’s really great man

clara-the-cat

Yeah that’s really cool, I wish I had three weed smoking girlfriends, I’m happy for you

selkiewizard

no offense to salmon but it seems a lot easier to swim with the tide than against it

wizardarchetypes

you try being anadromous for one week and you wouldn’t make posts like this. you would respect the noble salmon

selkiewizard

listening and learning

lesbian-toddhoward

tiktok teen lgbts would not survive in the 80s and 90s when lesbians called gay guys fags lovingly and gay guys would call us dykes lovingly

lesbian-toddhoward

now rebloggable. fuck with me

yosaplyop-deactivated20230729

Why the fish

wizardgoblin

The fish is what makes the post rebloggable

theonlycabbage

The fish is what makes this post fuckable

mapswithoutwyoming

happy flat fag friday

spoiledblogif

Hey all! New Scam Just Dropped!

So I got cold called by the bot on the right and just as I'm searching for this scam on google to find examples of it to MAKE A POST LIKE THIS

The bot on the left helpfully jumped in to provide me with such assistance.

These are scams. Obviously. The messages they send are copy pasted, they come from new or almost new accounts with zero posts, and I'm gonna bet the guy on the right never will send me the sexy, sexy potato pic I requested.

I feel this goes without saying but: Report, block, and delete. As the interactive fiction community grows, we're going to be targeted by shit like this more and more.

my-flying-sister

I love rebloging. It’s the adult equivalent of showing everyone the cool rock I just found.

the-dandy-liar

ivy-michaels

Tumblr did not “Goncharov” Poob. Poob is Glupp Shittoing Tubi/Pluto/Roku Channel/Hulu/etc.

gender-luster

none of these words are in the bible. or the dictionary, for that matter.

hugintheraven

#While this is a joke#For the etymologists out there#Tumblr did not “goncharov” poob#translation: Tumblr is not making a fictitious thing called poob that we insist is real#Poob is glup shittoing (streaming services)#Translation: Poob is now a generic name for whatever streaming platform is out there when you don't feel like naming something specifically