Fragrence in Thaw

maika | 25 | she/they | we stan wangsheng funeral parlor’s 77th director, liyue’s most hated

[adultlikers]

[porksweats]

e me a mail

[fortooate]

make the attachment a pic of a snail

[jumpingjacktrash]

give me two gifs

of critters in clover

[nuclearcarrots]

then photoshop them on the CLIIIIIIIFFS OF DOVER

[laurasinele]

I still reference this post today. And yes, when I say I reference it I mean I sing it.

[thatlovelywitch]

My mouth fell.

[beeftea78-deactivated20200113]

“I would eat his heart in the marketplace” is legit the most savage line I have ever heard, I’d like to personally thank Shakespeare for putting into words that feeling of rage and protectiveness women get when some fuckboy hurts another woman

[aeleolus]

Okay first off, I will always reblog this post, but secondly, I went to Shakespeare in the Park tonight to see this and all the women cheered *so loudly* when Beatrice said this line, and the guy in front of me looked around all shocked and a little scared and said “… oh wow” and it was ICONIQUE

[motherblackcap]

I heard it was that time of year again.

[iguanodont]

Throwback Thursday: a helpful chart describing the major behaviors of dragons I made when I was 7

[ratingpostsbasedonhowmanydragons]

10/10 this rules

[flanneldragon]

[dragonheritageposts]

Dragon Heritage Post

[real-live-human]

happy 20 years of marrying females eating meat flying breathing fire and fighting t rex

[nevergiveupparis]

[fullafag]

[storybookprincess]

if i can impart any one piece of wisdom to y’all, it’s to, whenever possible, assume good intentions

assume people are trying their best, want to be good and treat others well, and that when their behavior doesn’t align with those goals, it’s because of outside factors that are pushing them to their limit

it’s hard to do, it doesn’t always come naturally, but it’s worth it

[storybookprincess]

before anyone jumps in with an “op has clearly never worked in the service industry,” i work in a public facing library job

i have a patron who is mean as a snake. won’t respond when you greet her, barks orders at you, and is generally nasty

i couldn’t stand her & dreaded the moment she walked in the door, until i stopped one day & went “wow, to walk around feeling unhappy enough to treat people so horribly every day. what a difficult way to live.”

and so my tactics changed. i made a point to be extra kind & friendly to her. she changed her hair color one day & when i complimented her on it, she was very caught off guard & said “oh, thank you. my whole life i’ve thought i was ugly.”

now we’re at the point where she shows me pictures of watercolor paintings she made & says hi when she walks in the door. she’s not my favorite patron, but she’s perfectly okay. most unpleasant people aren’t inherently rotten, they’re just unhappy & coping with it poorly

assume people are always doing their best, even if their best happens to fall a bit short. assume good intentions

[thejorie-deactivated20160327]

My three girlfriends. And yes, they smoke weed.

[airoehead]

that’s really great man

[clara-the-cat]

Yeah that’s really cool, I wish I had three weed smoking girlfriends, I’m happy for you

[selkiewizard]

no offense to salmon but it seems a lot easier to swim with the tide than against it

[wizardarchetypes]

you try being anadromous for one week and you wouldn’t make posts like this. you would respect the noble salmon

[selkiewizard]

listening and learning

[lesbian-toddhoward]

tiktok teen lgbts would not survive in the 80s and 90s when lesbians called gay guys fags lovingly and gay guys would call us dykes lovingly

[lesbian-toddhoward]

now rebloggable. fuck with me

[yosaplyop-deactivated20230729]

Why the fish

[wizardgoblin]

The fish is what makes the post rebloggable

[theonlycabbage]

The fish is what makes this post fuckable

[mapswithoutwyoming]

happy flat fag friday

[spoiledblogif]

Hey all! New Scam Just Dropped!

So I got cold called by the bot on the right and just as I'm searching for this scam on google to find examples of it to MAKE A POST LIKE THIS

The bot on the left helpfully jumped in to provide me with such assistance.

These are scams. Obviously. The messages they send are copy pasted, they come from new or almost new accounts with zero posts, and I'm gonna bet the guy on the right never will send me the sexy, sexy potato pic I requested.

I feel this goes without saying but: Report, block, and delete. As the interactive fiction community grows, we're going to be targeted by shit like this more and more.

[my-flying-sister]

I love rebloging. It’s the adult equivalent of showing everyone the cool rock I just found.

[the-dandy-liar]

[ivy-michaels]

Tumblr did not “Goncharov” Poob. Poob is Glupp Shittoing Tubi/Pluto/Roku Channel/Hulu/etc.

[gender-luster]

none of these words are in the bible. or the dictionary, for that matter.

[hugintheraven]

#While this is a joke#For the etymologists out there#Tumblr did not “goncharov” poob#translation: Tumblr is not making a fictitious thing called poob that we insist is real#Poob is glup shittoing (streaming services)#Translation: Poob is now a generic name for whatever streaming platform is out there when you don't feel like naming something specifically

[gallusrostromegalus]

Etymologists are on Tumblr for the same reason Primatologists are out in the jungle: It's where the Monkeys are.

[elliespectacular]

when it comes to love for clowns I have an amazing digital surplus

[chongoblog]

Takin a big sip out of my amazing digital slurpees

[elliespectacular]

taking you out of amazing digital context

[chongoblog]

I'm amazing digital furious

[memeuplift]

[vaporevon]

i’m freaking out why did they add the fucked up version of the flushed emoji. I thought i was going crazy when i scrolled past this. How did a discord emoji end up in the real emojis list i thought. I took a screenshot incase everything is gone tomorrow and this is a fever dream

😳🫪 ….??????????

[vaporevon]

they added horny flushed emoji. they added bigfoot. they added cartoon sex cloud. and the trombone. you can now illustrate a sexual encounter with a clown and a bigfoot in just emojis

[vaporevon]

no one understand me

[mod2amaryllis]

i listened to the podcast "sold a story" which investigated the popular reading curriculums being sold to schools which turned out to NOT teach kids how to read and it had me gravely googling shit like "phonics for one year olds" which got me results like "calm down. she's one."

[mod2amaryllis]

oh my god brave soldier on ground zero. LIKE IT'S CRAZY RIGHT?? YOU CAN CONFIRM IT'S CRAZY