a list of videogame “crimes” i have committed:
never having played Minecraft (yes)
not into God of War nor Assassin’s Creed (not a fan of mythology nor ancient stuff, but GoW looks f-ing awesome)
when I was three, i decided my DS was too dirty and washed it with water and soap :)
i am a lefty player and people think that’s an excuse (sometimes games don’t have the southpaw configuration so yes baby the sweet taste of failure)
i am not a fan of battle royales (tried to get into Apex Legends and oof did it go bad)
all the stupid stuff I did playing: 90% of my deaths are by something stupid:
like once exiting the car when i was driving in GTA V and getting ran over and you guessed it, wasted
thinking i could jump a wall into a river but guess what, there was a dock underneath it and killed Aiden in Watch_Dogs
getting killed by my own traps
yeah, i suck at gaming. go ahead and say some of your bad stuff!
