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my shitpost collection nicolas / 24

[dinlukewarrior]

part two

[blumacchiato]

*skywalker family dinner after luke introduces them to din*

leia: so it's ok when luke brings home an older man, but not when i do it?

anakin: luke's boyfriend actually contributes to society...

leia: han-

anakin: POSITIVELY

[pathogenflock]

"he would not fucking say that" but about injuries. he would not fucking recover that quickly. those scars would not fucking heal like that. he would not be fucking able bodied after that. he would not be fully lucid after that.

[blackforestbride]

WHEN HE FALLS FROM A WHAT INTO THE WHAt

[blackforestbride]

?????????

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[blackforestbride]

WHAT IS GOING ON IN ACE ATTORNEY???

[aceattorneygame]

Nothing good.

[knifenymph]

change does not come from a place of comfort

[aquareaper3]

I find pennies and nickels in my couch all the time, so I don’t know what you are talking about

[homofied]

[opalfairy]

[alun1r]

Thunderbolts* Texts Pt. II

Decided to make more since a lot of yall enjoyed <3

[april]

ⓘ Tip You can skip part of the day by taking a nap.

[iwantadamusername]

⚠︎ Tip

Nap lengths are always randomised.

[fairycosmos]

[bumblebeebats]

This was genuinely what it was like growing up in New Agey circles btw, my mum's friends would come round like "So I went out to the woods this weekend and fasted and meditated and I had a vision of the Sacred Stag and all my guardian angels and I asked them how to find love and they said that I need to focus on my own healing first and stop repeating cycles of the past" and then the very next week it'd be like "So I'm back with James again" girl..... the Sacred Stag could not have been more clear....

[viralfrog]

[fozmeadows]

Source

[space-princess17]

bob crumbs! who else cheered

[jarenka]

There are some gems in YouTube comments

[the-official-ceo]

I don't care if they're the highest grossing movies on planet freakin Earth, you say "Avatar" and everyone and their mom still thinks that bald little bitch and his magic cow. Soggy James can keep his millions, he'll never have the streets.

[stealingpotatoes]

What is Lady NormalHats’ signature spell?

[optimalmongoose4]

You really don’t get the same experience on other websites huh

[purpleisnotacolor]

∧,,,∧ 　 （ ・ω・） mmmm, vegan soup! 　　( つ旦O 　　と＿)_)

　　   ∧,,,∧ 　 （ ・◎・） slrrrp 　　(　ﾞノ ヾ 　　と＿)_)

　　  ∧,,,∧ 　 （ ・ω・） Hmm, tastes like prion disease… 　　( つ旦O 　　と＿)_)

　　  ∧,,,∧ 　 （ ・ω・） 　　( つ　O. __ 　　と＿)_) （__(）､;.o：。 　　　　　　　　　　ﾟ*･:.｡ 　 　　　 _ _　 ξ 　　　 (´ 　 ｀ヽ、　　 　 __ 　　⊂,_と（　 　 ）⊃　 （__(）､;.o：。 　　　　　　Ｖ　Ｖ　　　　　　 　 　 ﾟ*･:.｡

[the-davest-of-uncles]

[r4cs0]

Dude wtf

[saintofpride201]

This is the "I dug up human bones" website and you're actually surprised?

[beardedmrbean]

Breast milk ice cream was far less creepy, not really creepy at all, but not shocked at all here.

[openingadoor]

[caststrat]

very funny bit happening in the replies

[avidcollectorofdust]

Really glad predictive text exists. Should i bring my own parking lot

[transmortifried]

idk why people are still trying to do "hear me out"s on tumblr

you could talk about wanting to fuck the space needle on here and people would still call you a poser for insisting on fucking "conventionally attractive architecture" as if that's a coherent, easily-recognizable category

[charlesoberonn]

I want to fuck Antoni Gaudi's unbuilt Hotel Attraction skyscraper design

[anatomizer]

"hear me out" and it's a picture of the most fuckable building you've ever seen. c'mon now.

[thepersonalmossblog]

“hear me out” and it’s the fucking dildopolis