It's a fight between my heart and mind...

Zach. 23. Gay. Pennsylvania.

[munk808]

[ace-trainer-andrew-deactivated2]

pink wig, thick ass, give em whiplash

[djabaum-blog]

[praianeira]

[brisbone]

Saying you child is your “kid” is an insult to goats everywhere.

[zooophagous]

I’ll insult moms everywhere. Fight me Pam.

[cakelikeowen]

Fuck you, Barbara 

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

You want to do this now, Helen?

[ohgodshesloose]

Oh it is on Brenda

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Eight o clock after the PTA meeting, Joan

[saddest-faery-gothmother]

Uhm, my kids will be going to bed at 8, Sandy, because unlike SOME mothers I put my children to bed at a responsible time!

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Don’t you bring my kids into this, Janet

[martinscorsissy-deactivated2019]

You’re right Sandy, we shouldn’t bring your C- average kids into this. We should, however, bring your 2013 Honda Odyssey that reeks of failure and cigarettes from your midnight affairs with the mail man.

[kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd]

At least I have a man touching me, unlike SOMEONE I know. When was the last time Frank so much as looked at you, Jackie?

[loptrcoptr]

C-Carol, you’ve gone t-t-too far!

[cu2co3oh2sio2]

NONE OF YOU ARE INVITED TO THE CASSEROLE POTLUCK! That includes you, Cynthia…

[bando--grand-scamyon]

[whyaintyoucreative-deactivated2]

photo by Nicolas Le Moal whyaintyoucreative.tumblr.com

[womenforjustice-ourrevolution]

[deadlinejon]

political comics that are just kids holding books and going “what’s this?????? not a electronic? no computer???not phone?? how can be??” will always crack me up

[deadlinejon]

[hyperchaotix]

I think old people do this just to feel better about themselves because they don’t know how to use a computer and think that it works the other way around for some reason.

[pancakeke]

I fixed it

[lurkskywalker-deactivated201207]

Humans have two hands

One for holding burritos and one for touching butts.

[seeklight-deactivated20210703]

👀👅😇

[elegant-cat]

Pokemon Games…

Elegan† Ca†

[thepowerstillliveson]

[iskariotrising]

PEOPLE ARE SO CONCERNED ABOUT THIS DOGS MASCULINITY

HES A DOG

[coffeeisfine]

[silkktheshocka]

[mrrobotico]

Slams reblog button

[chessys]

i hate when u are being a fun and zesty texter and the other person is a slice of damp bread i cant carry this conversation alone i have very little upper body strength

[jigglyturk]

Bath time to wash my sins (and dog smell) away