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likepetalswealleventuallyfall

im laughing so hard because no matter what song you listen to

spiderman dances to the beat

no matter what song ive been testing it and lauing my ass off for an hour

creepymutelilbugger

hey guys do you want to circulate the heirloom dancing spiderman again i feel like we could stand to do that

fish3s

thanks guys

amorkuku

My first animation 🥲

fandomantics

Really proud of this one

Chaostober Day 28 - Goostarion

lesbianralzarek

baby wyll headcanons

pretended to be a mimic and hid in containers to jump out and scare housekeepers

no way he rogued his way into the counting house. the guards saw Supreme Marshall of the Flaming Fist Ulder Ravengard's cute lil 8yo son trying to crouch past them all in plain sight with a wooden sword and just pretended to not see him

canonically didnt get to play outside with other kids his age that often, so i think he replicated the crucial "making potions with your friends" weird kid experience with straight up eating the potted plants in nobles' manors. convinced himself gardenias give you temporary darkvision

was told kids who got into their fathers wine cabinets were exiled to the sewers. later learned that withdrawals were a thing. tearfully poured wine down the grate so the alcoholic sewer children could drink it. he got through, like, 5 bottles before anyone caught him

went through a remorhaz phase where he burrowed under rugs and blankets and wouldnt respond to anyone (except his dad, of course) because remorhazes dont speak common. ulder finally intervened when wyll choked trying to swallow a whole apple and it stopped being funny real quick

shared a bed with his dad until he was 6. when ulder finally forced his son to sleep in his own room, wyll cried so hard he threw up on the rug

left out food on his window sill for random wildlife. named the birds and squirrels who showed up most often. very invested in the personal lives he imagined for them all

made beetles get married

arcventi

bernard-jackson

dyke-pollinator

You cant get this on any other website

kira-serialfaggot

cuteratgirl

Ah, but yes you can! Ordinary Sausage on youtube has spent years providing content for anyone who'd like to see just what would happen if you made a sausage out of whatever you can think of:

Recently Mr. Sausage has also been putting more time into his non-sausage videos, including stuff like Chicken Boiled in Nuclear Green Kool-Aid and Carbonated Eggs. Check it all out if you aren't prone to being easily grossed out.

feraligatr

dknightlight

The straight up whiskey sausage

oraclebabs013

flightsofwonder

aww the doctor finally experienced racism? that’s sad. anyway, I expect his novel-length apology to Martha Jones on my desk by tomorrow morning

flightsofwonder

IF NO ONE ELSE GOT ME I KNOW NCUTI GATWA GOT ME!!!!!!!

MARTHA JONES STANS UNITE

alexseanchai

[image 1: a comment that reads, "Can't wait for the doctor to write martha jones an apology novel after this". image 2: a notification that reads, "Ncuti Gatwa liked your comment."]

southernsideofme-deactivated201

Super Dad

englishable

Conclusion: human evolution has always depended in part upon some unassuming father’s ability to literally backflip his child out of the jaws of death.

lanadiaries

this video is wild

dduane

cc: @petermorwood :)

4gifs

theproblematicblogger

That gazebo is so fucked

didgeridooyouloveme

Are you sure gazebo is the correct word?

Are

you

sure?

awkwardarbor

idk why you’re confused, that poor gazebo needs help

thebobblehat

This has hit my dash three times… that final reblog made it worthy.

blackmormon-blog

I only liked this for the gif

thewizardhole

happy pride u vile sickos

kirain

I don't get people who say Gale just whines about Mystra all the time. Like do they not realize WHY? Do they not realize there's a perfectly understandable reason for it!?!

Yeah, I don't get it either. Every character "whines" about someone. Astarion whines about Cazador, especially during the second and third act. Lae'zel whines about pleasing Vlaakith, especially during the Crèche mission. Hell, she'll even betray you if you fail her persuasion checks. Shadowheart whines about Shar and snaps at you if you criticize her goddesses of darkness. Then, if you prove she's being used, she falls into a deep depression and still whines about Shar. Wyll whines about Mizora and she's a constant presence in his life, to the point that she'll park her abusive ass directly in your camp just to torment him. If you romance him, she sees everything. She watches you 👀. He has no privacy. I think Karlach might be the only companion who doesn't constantly whine about someone, but she does complain about her engine a lot.

But these aren't criticisms. They're absolutely, 100% justified. Astarion has every right to whine. Lae'zel has every right to whine. They all have every right to whine. I just want to emphasise the hypocrisy when it comes to how players judge Gale. Every character has a dark past looming over them, our chatty wizard included. If you get mad at him, it's only fair to keep the same energy for all the other companions, because they're in the exact same situation. They're trapped. They're victims. They're suffering. Of course it's going to be a major talking point, especially when there's a person/goddesses/devil responsible for that pain.

Honestly, I think the only people who get annoyed when Gale talks about Mystra are would-be romancers who get turned off when he doesn't immediately throw himself at their Tav's feet. Have you seen the somewhat viral video where a streamer drools over him, but goes full jealous mode when she sees him conjuring the image of Mystra in his palm? It's funny, but she acted like they were already a couple ... but at that point in the game Gale didn't even know she was interested! I'm certainly no expert, but isn't that how relationships work? It's pretty hard to find someone who doesn't have an ex, and he only talks about Mystra in a positive light before you express interest. He's insecure and he feels lost without her, but if you romance him it makes him realise how messed up their "relationship" was in the first place. It's a healing process, not a competition. He never compares you to Mystra in any way other than to say that you're better, and that's only if you ask.

Gale is also arguably the most romantic character out of the bunch, so I don't know why people get so upset. Mystra, much like Shar, Cazador, Mizora, etc., is a constant negative in Gale's life and the reason he's dying. She could remove the orb with ease but she won't, so of course he's going to "whine" about her. He feels guilty at first, then he feels used and angry, and by the end you can either convince him to become her Chosen again (which is entirely on you, though you remain his priority) or you can convince him to reject Mystra and leave the crown in the sea. The orb remains lodged in his chest, because Mystra's too petty to remove it, but it becomes completely inert. Either way, he's happy and he devotes himself entirely to you, not Mystra.

cucudoodles

The way he‘d do this the moment the toddler becomes somewhat cognitively aware

raraenn

someone give me more wayne family and gothamite interactions

like just imagine the potential! here we have rich traumatized unhinged waynes and in another corner we also have traumatized nonchalant and unhinged citizens

like just think of the stark industry fics in marvel, we also need to do that but with the waynes

employee: oh yeah so last night i saw dick grayson crawling the ceiling

other employee: really!? i thought it was just me, i saw him on the window once, and no it wasn't the side thats inside the building

employee 3: well i swear tim drake hasn't left his office for a month, like literally. i dont know if there is some hidden room where he could like do his basic things as sleeping and bathing but i swear he hasn't left at all this month

another employee: you all dont even try to compare to me, i saw jason todd entering the building, at day time!

last employee i swear: isn't he dead!?