You're wonderful

he/him || 20s || Mostly posting about my slutty little life

[vainvex]

sex and magic trans flag!

[flower-crow]

[ID copied from alt text: an edited version of the trans flag using shades of pink (sex) and cyan (magic) colourpicked from the gilbert baker pride flag. end ID]

[priorwaltress]

all babies are baby gender. you dress them stupid, in pumpkins and teddy bear suits

[cowboydeanwinchester]

is he … you know … open to interpretation?

[cowboydeanwinchester]

nobody on this webbed site can read

[wormcoded]

[wizrdfckr]

me and u both ouppy

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[redstonedust]

its probably a normal sign for the economy that all of my adulthood fantasies are like "imagine having your own kitchen living room and bathroom to decorate" "what if i could get on a train" "maybe one day i could purchase a sturdy pair of shoes" "i should save and invest in a single bicycle"

[260khorsepower]

[killadelphia]

[perfectlyunbiasedobservation]

Internalised homophobia is so funny because my (very comfortably gay) boyfriend told me not to use an exclamation mark when texting our future landlord as to 'not sound gay'.

My dearest, I think he figured out we're gay from the part of the message where you called me your partner, but we can skip the exclamation mark in case we'd like to pretend we are about to rob a bank or open a startup

[waspsinyouryard]

admittedly i know little of the subject but one would think, at 45 years of age, he would be a ryan goose by now

[perfectlyunbiasedobservation]

A guy with 'pup play' on his Grindr profile keeps mentioning a "service dog" and every follow up question I ask to figure out if this is a dog or a human keeps getting the most general roundabout response 😭

[perfectlyunbiasedobservation]

Saw someone with a 'pride and purrjudice' bag petting a cat. Like yeah that tracks

[redstonedust]

when boy bands sing a love song addressed to the listener does that imply all 5-10 of them are in love with you at once. that seems like a lot of pressure i don't know if i want to be the nucleus of the boyband polycule.

[applefudge5]

[perfectlyunbiasedobservation]

I taught my therapist the word 'thirst trap' today so in a way I am making her worse

[in-my-fop-era]

i am normal and can be trusted with The Historical Figure

[ominous-signs]

By the exit of my local graveyard

Official ominous sign

[kisskiss-where-is-season-two]

My ides tiramisu, if you even care