Unofficial

[perfetc42]

“Tim sat on the sofa and started crying,” says Collins.

The Guardian Apparently he also cries when criticized

[wow-suchbree-veryblog-blog]

“If white people are so privileged why is there a Black Entertainment Network and no White Entertainment Network?”

“Men don’t have privilege, there are women’s only gyms!”

“Why isn’t there a campus centre for straight/cis people!?”

SAME REASONS WHY IN MARIO KART YOU DON’T GET BLUE SHELLS OR LIGHTNING BOLTS WHEN YOU’RE ALREADY IN FIRST PLACE, ASSBAG.

[codyaferg-deactivated20160913]

This is honestly the best explanation I have ever seen.

[till-the-end-of-the--line-deact]

UPDATE: HAYLEY HAS INFILTRATED THE SET

[taco-bell-rey]

People list what shocked them about coming to America. Just some of the most interesting one (source)

[weareallfromearth]

Fury Road: when there are enough women

When there are enough women in your cast, not every woman has to represent all women and they can have individual flaws and strengths.

When there are enough women, some can fall apart and others can hold things together.

When there are enough women, you can literally name a character Cheedo The Fragile without making a statement about feminine fragility.

When there are enough women, you know the action movie doesn’t have to preserve the one woman in order to ensure you have one woman left in your cast at the end, so women might die, just like men, and the stakes are high and real and the plot is not predictable.

When there are enough women, you can cast women with different ages and looks and body types based on what makes sense for the story - beautiful women who were selected for beauty by a character who valued women’s bodies more than their whole selves, wiry muscular women of middle and older age, built to survive, mothers who were used for the things that come with their fertility and have the fat to show for it, old fragile women who took care of others while rarely stepping outside, disabled women affected by their environment and experiences.

When there are enough women, the world feels real.

[yroxis-original]

Personality:I DON’T GIVE A FUCK

Anxiety: I do

[thesylverlining]

alternately, often at the exact same time -

Depression: i don’t give a fuck about anything. i don’t have the energy to give a fuck about anything. nothing matters.

Anxiety: everything matters everythign matters RIGHT THIS SECOND i give a fuck about EVERYTHING you have to fix EVERYTHING or you are going to DIE.

[violent-darts]

The compromise usually ends up being “I will sit here doing nothing while being in viciously painful states of terror about it.”

[shewillfeatdrake]

most private thing im willing to admit: im not good at estimating how much pasta is enough for one person 

[socialist-sunflower-deactivated]

 there’s a tool for that

[gracefullikeagazelle]

I’m sorry, does that scale progress from a child to a HORSE?

[suicidalpariah]

“I’m so hungry I could eat a horse”

[thatstupidamerican]

“I’m so hungry I could eat a small child”

[jaaahas]

I’m surprised how fast this post went from measuring pasta to cannibalism.

[besttblrbits]

how much is car insurance

[kayloulee]

oh boy oh boy oh boy so i ran this image through google image search and not only did I find where to buy it in Australia (petersofkensington.com.au) but they also make *drumroll please*

A DINOSAUR VERSION OF THIS

They’re both made by DOIY and the horse one is the I Could Eat A Horse Pasta Measurer and the dino one is the I Could Eat A T-Rex.

[dr-archeville]

I think I’ve found a great gift for ayellowbirds (and any other pasta-loving dinophiles who are following me)

[booksandpublishing]

This is why I love Tumblr.

[alxbngala]

[sherlockspeare]

[the-world-of-steven-universe]

June 2015 Premieres (SU)

June 15: “Sworn to the Sword”- Connie trains with Pearl to be a sword fighter.

June 16: “Rising Tides/Crashing Skies”- Ronaldo does some investigative reporting on whether Steven and the Crystal Gems are safe for Beach City.

June 17: “Keeping It Together”- Steven and the Gems find a dark secret when they revisit Kindergarten.

June 18: “We Need to Talk”- Greg tells Steven and Connie the story of how he learned about Gem fusion.

June 19: “Chille Tid”- Steven and the Gems hope a slumber party will allow them some time to relax.

(source)

[boguskudos]

Things I Never Learned In High School

[w0lf-eyes]

How to do taxes

What taxes are

How to vote

What political parties are

How to write a resume/cover letter/anything related to getting a job

How to write a check/balance a check book

Anything to do with banking

How to do loans for college

How to jump start a car or other basic emergency things

How to buy a car or house

but I’m so glad I know the fucking pythagorean theorem

thank you

[jedi-giraffe]

didn’t learn any of this in college either

[clevergirlhelps]

yoooooo (part II)

How to do taxes

What taxes are

How to vote

What political parties are

How to write a resume/cover letter/anything related to getting a job

How to write a check/balance a check book

Anything to do with banking

How to do loans for college

How to jump start a car or other basic emergency things

How to buy a car or house

BONUS

How the stock market works (and how to invest)

How insurance works (house, car, life)

Good meals for under $10

[aslutfor5sos-deactivated2017060]

THANK YOU

[upworthy]

‘MythBusters’ puts the classic insult ‘You throw like a girl!‘ to the test.

The hit show “MythBusters” wanted to see if there’s a distinct difference in the way a guy throws a ball versus the way a girl throws a ball.

They put eight people in four different age groups up against each other to analyze their throws. They had the subjects throw with their dominant arm first. Then they had them use their non-dominant arm because, without practice or training of any sort, it’s sort of like you’re throwing for the first time. This is when the real results showed.

When using their non-dominant arm with zero training, the guys were more accurate, but the girls threw faster.

[licknuhohoho-deactivated2015121]

Thank god these old white dudes are breaking down gender norms

[cloudcuckoolander527]

They also had an episode where they tested pain tolerance and found that women, on average, have a higher pain tolerance. I love their gender episodes. 

[thebabyanimals]

[thebabyanimals]

feeling sad? look at this baby animal blog!

[perfetc42]

This just made me sadder! Poor puppy :(

[notakoolthing-deactivated201603]

A rainbow today over Dublin after the Republic of Ireland voted yes for marriage equality.

[merelei]

How perfect!!

[just-shower-thoughts]

Whoever came up with the term ‘Ex-fiancées’ really missed the opportunity to call them 'Near-Mrs’

[observando]

[yeahmicah]

[alexiisloovee-deactivated201705]

Whenever Deadpool breaks the fourth wall in his movie, I want one where he’s like “Oh man I could be getting so much help from this other group of superheroes based in New York but ya know…..” then he looks at the camera and he’s like “Studio ownership issues.”