I think Varric telling Cassandra his accounts of everything Hawke did in Kirkwall was half wasting her time and half trying to passively explain to Cassandra why making Hawke Inquisitor is the worst idea imaginable.
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I think Varric telling Cassandra his accounts of everything Hawke did in Kirkwall was half wasting her time and half trying to passively explain to Cassandra why making Hawke Inquisitor is the worst idea imaginable.
DA Romances as Told by Marriage Tweets
Alistair
[Wedding] Priest: They’ve written their vows.
HoF: *recites beautiful vows*
Alistair: *takes out notecard* I love you and cheese the same amount.
Zevran
Zevran: My partner messaged me to say they’re excited to have barbecue ribs with me tonight, so I made sure to compliment their sexting skills.
Morrigan
Child: *crying because it isn’t her turn with the tiara*
Morrigan: ‘Tis important to share, girl.
HoF: You’re 35. Give her the tiara.
Leliana
Leliana: I’m secretly investigating how many decorative pillows I can put around the house until my wife loses her shit. Current count: 23.
Anders
[RSVPing to party]
Hawke: *whispers into phone* Is it ok if I bring my weird roomate?
Anders: *from behind* STOP CALLING ME THAT!
Isabela
Hawke: I’m glad I got married. Everyone deserves a sidekick!
Isabela: Good point, Robin.
Merrill
Hawke: We need milk, eggs, and bread. Write it down.
Merril: No need. I’ll remember!
Hawke: [one hour later] What’d you get?
Merrill: A panda!
Sebastian
Hawke: Until I got married, I didn’t know it was possible to chew gum arrogantly.
Fenris
Fenris: We got invited to two parties this weekend.
Hawke: Wow. We finally have friends.
Fenris: We’re skipping both, right?
Hawke: Obviously.
Solas
Inquisitor: I’m still waiting for my husband to apologize for what he did in my dream last night.
Sera
Sera: *pulls back curtain while wife is in shower* Are we - stop screaming, its just me - Are we out of Cheetos?
Cullen
Cullen: [Leaving for work] *gives wife quick kiss* *spends 10 minutes saying bye to the dog*
Bull
Bull: You gonna drink that entire bottle of wine?
Inquisitor: You didn’t marry no quitter
Bull: *nods* My Queen.
Dorian
Inquisitor: I love you.
Dorian: You should. I’m a goddamn miracle.
Cassandra
Cassandra: *watches Inquisitor sleep* I just love him so much. He’s my everyth-
Inquisitor: *snores*
Cassandra: I CAN’T LIVE LIKE THIS.
Josephine
Josephine: *Runs back into house which is on fire*
Inquisitor: What are you doing?!
Josephine: I just wanted to straighten up a little before the firemen get here.
Blackwall
Inquisitor: My husband won’t let me pick up wood at Home Depot because he doesn’t want it scratched or bent, but I can take care of his children daily.
dragon age character designers: u know what would look good? a dark skinned elf with wild hair who is actually the dread wolf. but like, really hot.
bioware: u know what would be even hotter
bioware:
white man thats bald
has it been done yet
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update: feel the need to clarify that Cole is my favorite character and yes he’s doing his best
the onion headlines // dragon age: inquisition edition.
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it’s annoying when people talk about how representation has gone “too far” and their argument is like “what’s next?? a trans schizophrenic immigrant lesbian?? an adhd bipolar physically disabled bisexual?? a japanese-american ocd nonbinary asexual??” and it’s just like. all those people exist. i’ve met all three of those people–one of those descriptions is of me!–and the fact that it’s ~pandering~ to have characters like that really proves that you can only be marginalized one way at a time before people start calling it ‘excessive’. who i am isn’t too much for representation! if seeing a disabled person, a mentally ill person, an lgbt person, a person of color—or, yes, ALL OF THOSE THINGS DESCRIBING THE SAME PERSON— is REALLY enough to bring you out of the story, that sounds like a you problem. because those people exist in real life, and we should exist in fiction too.
i want a show called Man Vs. Wilde where someone is put in the jungle with oscar wilde and has to survive not only the elements but also wilde’s random attacks and massive ego
this is like so funny but terrifying¿ im laughing partially out of fear
I’m laughing entirely out of fear
me: is minding my own business
*remembers how they killed off darwin in x men first class for no fucking reason*
me:
Especially knowing his power makes it impossible to kill him.
I was having a nice day… And now I’m angry again.
The ARIEL mission will peer into the atmospheres of thousands of exoplanets to learn more about their formation and evolution
Getting a better handle on exoplanet diversity and evolution seems to be a high priority for the European Space Agency (ESA).
ESA has selected the Atmospheric Remotesensing Infrared Exoplanet Largesurvey (ARIEL) project as its next medium-class space mission, with a launch targeted for 2028.
If all goes according to plan, ARIEL will be the third ESA exoplanet mission to lift off in a 10-year span. ARIEL will study the atmospheres of hundreds of exoplanets, looking for a link between the composition and chemistry of the alien worlds and those of their host stars, ESA officials said.
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