please end me

hi im bonnie and im multifandom aesthetic trash

[ithelpstodream]

[onesleepysoul-deactivated201808]

Some off doodles from a couple days ago, started out as a simple warmup and memory challenge, then I decided I wanted to be somewhat accurate +Some bonus doodles (Japhet and Enoch are the only ones 100% done from memory)

[pinejaysong]

you know what’s even better than a guilty pleasure?

a smug indulgence. tell yourself, “i’m gonna do this thing because i like it, and there’s nothing you can do to make me feel bad about it!” eat that cake! read that romance novel! be free!!!

[pr1nceshawn]

[cheshirecodeless]

…But why do you need an object to go to the bathroom? Does it unlock the magic bathroom door?

[jumpingjacktrash]

a hall pass is a thing you can show to school staff to prove you’re wandering the halls with your teacher’s permission, not skipping class. once upon a time it was a piece of paper, but people kept losing those, so around the time i was in high school, teachers started taping the school-issued cardstock hall pass to things like blocks of wood, plastic flowers, and plush toys, to make them harder to lose.

apparently it wasn’t enough.

[bushy-haired-know-it-all]

Also people would steal them so they could have a get out of jail free card if they got caught skipping class.

It’s a little bit easier to find a stolen giant pencil than it is to find a stolen hall pass

[daemonmatthias]

This is eaxctly why hall passes have gotten so extreme.

[helloitsbees]

this is fucking surreal and only adds more weight to my theory that the american public school system is (barely) held together by a dark and arcane magic

[cherie-creme-deactivated2020012]

Also a fact

[smuganimebitch]

all offense intended but some of yalls ideas for making a “better” star wars film are hot garbage

[blackpyrefly]

49-minute yoda fuck scene

[smuganimebitch]

you are the exception

[slavery]

FUCK.GOV: HACKERS CAN HACK INTO YOUR COMPUTER WITH ONLY A PICTURE OF YOUR CAR KEYS!!

OLD PEOPLE: WHAT!!!!!!!

[unioncarbidesuperfan66]

this is gonna be all of us in fourty years w our amazon echo brain implants

[thoodleoo]

bad greek myth concept: a siren but she only sings despacito

[commandershepardvasfuckit]

her name is alexa

[princesstigerbelle]

[fuckyeahryanmcginley-blog]

[fuckyeahryanmcginley-blog]

RYAN (HEAD-BUTT), 1999 “That’s not my blood. I was making out with my main squeeze on a stoop in the East Village and some macho jock dickhead walked by and called us fags. I don’t think he expected me to get up in his face. We scrapped a bit and then I head-butted him and could feel his nose break on my forehead. We ran for blocks, laughing at the top of our lungs, and then jumped into bed, where my boyfriend took this picture of me.”

[eventualcrone]

(via fistingmyself, fuckyeahryanmcginley-blog)

[bloggersremorse-deactivated2018]

This is the kindest expression I’ve ever seen in my life no one has ever looked at me with this much empathy and understanding

[princesstigerbelle]

I would die for this cat

[theartofanimation]

Hannah Alexander  -  http://neverbirddesigns.tumblr.com  -  https://www.etsy.com/shop/neverbirddesigns  -  http://www.redbubble.com/people/neverbird  -  https://www.youtube.com/channel/UChouZJ5VI49OnRAMlYKZCXA  -  https://instagram.com/hannah_alexander24

[quakerjoe]

http://www.trumphotels.org/

[darkalleysunflower]

ALL FUCKING HAIL, THIS IS BRILLIANT

[zeeheart-deactivated20181130]

UM YOU GUYS 

IM  SCREAMING 

I HAVE NO WORDS 

hello i would like to marry you 

[professorjawn]

I imagine this is what the internet would have been when Hoover was in office too. 

[bisexual-detectives]

shout out to polyamorous and promiscous bisexuals for punching respectability politics in the dick and living the life that makes you happy

[powerfulwizard]

[powerfulwizard]

[dwight-schrutes]

IM WHEEZING 

[twingebelieve]

me every time I see a single thing advertised for women

[doompop-3d]

Visit Original Link

nintendo declares a race war

[blednochka-deactivated20171105]

“Urgent request! Don’t let the cat go inside the dorm! There are already 10 pregnant cats here!

Administration.”

[lovingrot]

Let Him In He Just Wants To

Fuck