Visibly Eclectic Verbally Challanged

Quote of the day: “get out of here Sonny”

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“I baked you a whole frog..”

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He’s not aware about the suicide pact but he does know I have issues.

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Sometimes you remember Brennan Lee Mulligan and Izzy Roland are parents and you’re okay.

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Uh oh.

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Made too many “I’m gonna put this on the tinder account I don’t have” and a friend made me a tinder account. Jokes on them though someone said my eyes are pretty and that’s the one compliment that doesn’t make me feel icky.

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Luigi was definitely checking to see if the snack wraps were back yet.

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You ever just fall in love with two silly guys with clashing aesthetics who play chess in a coffee shop?

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If he gets caught I hope he at least gets to pass go and collect $200

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Biden has the opportunity to do the funniest pardon right now

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the timothee chalamet one was practice

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if this is actually his backpack and actually the contents in it, he just became a million times cooler holy fuck LMAO

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Kinda icky that you can’t die and comeback to you now at the turning of the tide

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3am fluff got me messed up. Best time to be a lil’ silly tho.

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Names that are red flags a comprehensive list with unreasonable justifications:

Kevin: too many sharp angles you might cut yourself.

Alternative: Vin cause it’s girl boss, and getting cut is a love language for this name. Also mistborn reference which is sick.

Steve: sucky dentist who yelled at his kids. Probably Canadian but not the fun Canadian the nationalist one. Has a Canadian flag on a pickup which is kinda funny but in a direct to dvd sequel way. We’ve seen this before and it’ll get tired before too long.

Alternative: Eve also girlboss probably a cool farmer who only shares apples with women and genderless danger noodles. Men snitch.

Max: skater boyfriends who haven’t scooted for years but they play the guitar! But only when you’re mad at them. This is the worst one cause they’re like chronic back pain.

Alternative: no alternative this one needs to be returned. Maybe like Ax who’s a cool well adjusted genderqueer person who likes splitting wood but it’s unrelated to their chosen name.

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I think I missed my calling as a door salesman. Like a failure door salesman who gets uncomfy saying the second half of salesman but also a chill person. Probably has a ritual where they test the vacuums on their arm but it just leaves them super bruised.

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I can’t see the future but I can see timelines and they’re all funky weird.

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Idk why but when I learned the bullet casings had sharpied words drawn on them my first thought was, “oh shit new banksy just dropped!”