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nat • latina • 22 my eyebrows are the most important thing in the world to me

[despazito]

Adult website and period tracker

[uhggleighrose]

[lesbianshepard]

[kaen-ace-of-diamonds]

see I WOULD have thought that the Cruella movie spoilers I’ve seen here were for sure fake, but I’ve learned my lesson from “Mr. Mime is doused in gasoline and burned alive” and “Palpatine fucks”

[beaft]

studios making “gritty” modern reboots of children’s cartoons:

[egberts]

this weatherman working from home has a cat and she's a little celebrity

[jigglypuffsvevo]

me: tries my darndest

me: isn’t worth a darn

[betterbemeta]

it’s interesting how wii channel music became shorthand for millennial existential despair. it was composed to be cheerful and quirky, but as the miis are symbolic of ourselves they inherited our agony

[metalcatholic-deactivated202202]

as someone who didn’t have a wii are you guys okay

[ruinedchildhood]

[weavemama]

[onlyblackgirl]

…it was literally founded on genocide and slavery but k

[thequantumranger]

Spy Kids (2001)

[opricat-deactivated20190919]

when september hits

me: *goes out in jeans, boots, and a sweater when it’s still 90 degrees* it’s fall

[drunp-archive-deactivated201711]

[tyleroakley]

protect her

[animatedtext]

[officialfemme]

things to update after a legal name change!

Social security card

Driver’s license

Passport

Birth certificate

Employer HR

Bank account

Credit card company

Car insurance

Health insurance

Utilities

Cell phone account

Voter registration

Your school

Professional organizations (for nursing, bar, teaching, etc.)

Doctor’s office & other health specialists

TV & internet

Paypal

*Please add to this list if you can think of anything else!!!

[pinktwink]

#1 thing I notice trans people forget to change after just a social name change is their voicemail recording!

[heavensickness]

Greetings professor, I did not do your assignment because I am mentally ill

[bisexual-bifurcations]

Greetings student, I did not grade your assignment because I am also mentally ill

[blue-diamond-smokes-weed-now]

[mcu]

Let me guess. Your home? It was. And it was beautiful. Avengers: Infinity War (2018)

[baslik-the-lethal]

Another reason thanos is stupid he could just go back in time to save titan.

[d-e-l-ete-d-deactivated20181014]

Just imagine this dumbass going to the HR department on Titan and suggesting his plan to kill half of the population to solve a food problem. 

[defydamage]

Thanos was the 1%

[stream]

Titan: so we are facing extinction, anyone have any ideas?

Thanos:  I have an idea

Titan: is it murder?

Thanos: I no longer have an idea.

[byjove]

Me: *Removes my cat from my lap to do something else.*

My cat: Father is...evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.

[cryoverkiltmilk]

The spiritual successor to Miette

[manicgoblinnightmarewoman]

Might I also add

[shydestinybread]

May i add the piece from artist Verbal Vomit

[unyanizedcatboys]

Glad to see we’re all in agreement that cats talk like disparaged victorian children

[explorerrowan]

I am so incredibly glad we finally moved on from "i can has". Cats are clearly smart enough for advanced sentence structure and dumb enough to draw entirely incorrect conclusions about what they're talking about.

[dualclock]

My cat, banging the cabnet door over and over and over: bang bang bang

Me: you will not earn what you desire by banging the cabinet door.

My cat: This is a test of wills, is it not? We shall see if your ability to put up with my incessant banging outlasts my eternal lust for snackie treats. Years of conditioning have hardened me for this purpose. bang bang bang

Me: ksst!

My cat, throwing herself to the ground like she's been shot: Oh! Oh I have been assailed in my own home! Have mercy, have pity! Surely in the cruel darkness of your heart there is some mote of goodness that might stay your hand! Do not strike me, I pray you!

Me: ok

My cat, after waiting about 3 minutes: bang bang bang

[notcaycepollard]

[callmebliss]

Can haz snackytreat

[ladyshinga]

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[dogsrulepeopledrool]

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