Always Sleepin

Always Dreamin

[dumgumgum]

* right, this is where we draw pictures, and don’t kill each other!

[permasleepberdie]

Yesterday the clergy was invaded by a bunch of dwarven ninjas. Apparently they opposed a lot of the declarations made by the women who lived there and wanted to forcefully remove them from from the location as a sign of protest.

We thought they were gonna use more conventional means and were worried that they were gonna execute them in the lawn or kidnap them to who knows where but we were both shocked and kinda even more terrified when they brought out the catapult with plans to quite literally eject them from the premises.

Turns out they didn't even care that much about the clergy itself

They just wanted to test out their

Nun chucks

[permasleepberdie]

Yesterday

I did the dishes twice

Before i went to sleep

Yesterday was the day i strained myself to peak physical effort

And achived a level of responsibility yet achived by many others before me

Before i was simply a humble girlfaliure

But today...

I am a womanwinner!!

-ÙvÚ-

[technically-a-kiwi]

guyyyyyyyyyyys can we all agree that if Jevil was actually in a wheelchair he'd totally own it and still be a chaotic lil imp, doing willies around town, running over homeless people (Spamton) and going on the highway with the cheer strength that his arms can procure for propulsion ???? He'd walk with his hands, do gymnastics with his chair still on and be a lil' menace on wheels, like the grandpa in happy wheels

[maybeehd]

[brixbraxium]

Imagine being Father Alvin,

And you open up the church on a nice sunday morning, only to find:

It has been completely thrashed. Like completely wrecked. Completely destroyed.

So you go to your office to like sort things out and figure out what you're doing about this or to get some cleaning supplies or something and:

Your desk has been opened. Someone took out your Father's Hammer (which NOBODY is supposed to know you have!!!) and placed it on the desk, then WROTE A NOTE next to it, claiming:

Alvin Your old man was proud of you. The reason he didnt come to church alot is beacause he wanted you to follow your dream. Hes sorry he never said that right. So write your own story's. Its okay if even if there not perfect. Sinserely a friend

????

Who wrote this??? Was it the same person who completely thrashed the main room???

If they are, why do they call themselves a friend????

No, seriously, WHO wrote this? Who knew Gerson closely enough to claim to know his true intentions? How can they know his regrets?

Why is the handwriting and spelling so bad???

Why NOW?!?!?!

Seriously, I don't think we talk about this enough. What is he going to think. This is going to be the funniest thing in the entire chapter.

[permasleepberdie]

In the video game series SMASH BROS

There was a mode called SUB SPACE

You can now SMASH your SUB BROS in this SPACE

This needs like

30 memes of it on my desk in the next hour

[permasleepberdie]

Ah yes, my favorite time of day

P A I N

[raptorific]

Fun thing about football right now is that there's a move called the "brotherly shove" that the Eagles do when they're very close to scoring, where the whole team puts their hands on the ass of the guy with the ball and physically propels him over the line into the endzone for the touchdown, and all the other teams' fans hate it because it's got such a ridiculously high rate of success for the Eagles and doesn't really seem to work for any other team. People are straight-up calling for this move to be banned, claiming it's "unstoppable" and gives an "unfair advantage" but it really and truly is a skill issue. The whole league hates this move because it only makes the Eagles win more often and nobody else can figure out how to do it right

[raptorific]

Other teams are so afraid of it that they panic and do some wacky looney tunes shit to try and stop it. The refs had to come out on the field and tell the bad guys to stop doing this

because it's blatantly against the rules of football, and that if they tried it a fourth time in a row that they would just straight-up grant a free touchdown to the Eagles

[raptorific]

The rest of the NFL: this move doesn't work for us but it always works for the eagles... how do we stop them, we've tried everything... Washington Commanders Linebacker Frankie Luvu: ...not everything... Washington Commanders Linebacker Frankie Luvu:

[mihai-florescu]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Except, critically, at bedtime.

[findersfeeders]

Ravings and urges get miscoded over time. Let’s say you’re thirsty, and you live in a strawberry field. Strawberries contain some water and a bunch of sugar so, over time, you may start to crave strawberries when you are thirsty because you get a reward and some relief in shorter time from the need starting than the trek to the stream. This can happen for every need: sleep, food, whatever.

Trevor Noah has a great tip, that when he craves ice cream at night he breaks it down into parts: I want something cold, I want something sweet. He drinks a glass of cold water then waits to see if he still has the ice cream craving. Usually he doesn’t.

So listening to your body isn’t “follow every urge” but “decompose the urge to discover the underlying need.”

If you always feel like getting cozy in bed you may be: cold, dehydrated, and/or malnourished (maybe a need for high calories that are bioaccessible…not processed).

If you do not feel tired at bedtime you may: need to eat dinner earlier because your body is still digesting, need to exercise or go outside more during the day, get the fuck off your screen for an hour so your brain can enter sleep mode.

Hope this helps someone.

P.S. notice i said nothing about neurodivergence. Not that it’s not a likelihood but the over-pathologization of behaviors prevents us from taking simple actions to improve our wellbeing. Also, these tips are pretty accessible and applicable to most brain variations.

[brightlotusmoon]

[kyoukorpse]

hello and good morning to lesbians and bi women 💚💚💚

[waterfox-draws]

First batch of ships is ready-

One of them is not like the others :>

I drew them silly so I wouldn't burn myself out ^^

Also probably first and last time I'll draw Lacenet and Quirrelnet. No hate to the ships I just personally don't like them as a couple <3

You can still request other pairings under the original Post if you want ^^

[permasleepberdie]

My favorite hollow knight character: alphys

[renrink]

Frisk and Chara trolling ppl in the deltarune verse is my fave pass time

[meepnesscombat]

ill try to upload these more regularly

[silkysong]

if you fart on your balls. bobabo ball explode. yaye ye ha

[zurut]

[enillyyy]

There was another ask but I deleted it by accident aixusocduao

It mentioned Hollow cooking for the first time, in a silly way? like an unserious request?? I did what I understood

update: anon responded and forgave me

I am glad that you liked it, anon 😭😭