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@perpetualdaydream
i hate taking off my glasses because my eyes go from 1080hd to buffering at 240p and i just cannot handle that
i don’t wear glasses but this post put things in perspective more than anything else ever has
#is this really what wearing glasses is like?
Yes
Basically
“So yes, they let women do some things at NASA, Mr. Johnson. And it’s not because we wear skirts. It’s because we wear glasses.” - Hidden Figures (2016)
WHOM TRYNA FUCK SEXY CGI MR CLEAN
this is already the best superbowl ad, there is no competition
@yesiamdefinetlywhite last one before the block
but why does mr clean move better than the dudes I see out here? #questionsthatneedanswers #hipsdontlie
tfw siblings
amazing
Yesssss
Bless this
A mashup of two classics that share the same key and bpm…If this ain’t some heavenly shit
THIS IS ABSOLUTELY BEAUTIFULLY DONE
Whose responsible?! This was amazing!
ok the full version is amazing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJwFgtKeeB8
Weirdly anti-millennial articles have scraped the bottom of the barrel so hard that they are now two feet down into the topsoil
its so wild like “this generation with no fucking money is learning to prioritize essentials” and all these chucklefucks can write is advertisements for these companies
at least our jeans won’t tear at the seams after two washes
FUCK FABRIC SOFTENER IT’S UTTERLY POINTLESS
AND FUCK DRYER SHEETS LITERALLY NOBODY EVER HAS ENOUGH OF A PROBLEM WITH STATIC TO WARRANT PAYING OUT THE ASS FOR THAT SHIT
DO YOU WANT CLEAN CLOTHES? YOU DON’T EVEN NEED TO BUY FUCKING DETERGENT JUST MAKE YOUR OWN* IT’S SO GODDAMN EASY AND 80X CHEAPER
FUCK THE ENTIRE LAUNDRY INDUSTRY *Fuck The Entire Laundry Industry Recipe
1 cup Washing Soda (not Baking Soda. Different things.)
1 cup Borax (not Boric Acid. Also a different thing.)
½ cup - 1 cup grated bar soap (you can use literally anything. I often use Ivory because it’s easy to get and I find it works well, a lot of people like Fels-Naptha, which is an actual laundry bar. Some people use Dr. Bronner’s. Really does not fucking matter.) After grating your soap, combine all ingredients. That’s it. That’s the whole thing. Use maybe a ¼ cup per load.
^^^ I’ve done this for years now and it works as well as any store bought detergent
WHAT Thank you, tumblr user awfullydull! Your URL does no justice to the good advice you give!
Also you can MAKE your own washing soda very VERY cheaply.
Step one: acquire $5 bag of baking soda from Costco.
Step two: lay that motherfucking baking soda out on a baking tray.
Step three: bake the baking soda on a tray in an oven at 400° for 1 hour (to make the moisture evaporate, leaving washing soda)
Step four: revel in how easy and cheap it is to make your own washing soda, and maybe take a moment to be angry that the industry upcharges the fuck out of something that is so easy to make.
I see some of y'all complaining about static and/or wanting nice smelling laundry. Go to a craft store, find 100% wool yarn balls. If it doesn’t come in a ball, ask an employee to make it into a tight ball for you. Wash in the washing machine to make it felted. Remove from washer, add a few drops of essential oil to the ball, allow to seep in. Dry with clothing. Doesn’t need to be rewashed ever, and if it stops smelling, add few more drops of essential oil. Bam, reusable dryer sheets.
@shinyhill
Seriously tho, by the time they finally raise the minimum wage to $15/hour the standard of living is gonna require $30.
15 Master Artists Carrying on the Ancient Tradition of Wood Carving
is there a smell comparable to space ? i assume we dont know because we would die if we tried to smell it but thats so cool
yeah if humans tried to smell space just like that, we’d die, no doubt about it
but the smell of space lingers on spacewalk suits, and docking hatches when astronauts open them!
apparently, space itself smells like burning hot metal, or a hot barbeque grill with a slight hint of spent gasoline. The moon, apparently, smells like a gun after its been shot!
The coolest thing about it all is that the smell is actually what are left of dying stars- it’s literally the smell of stardust, and the particles smell like that because they’re so rich in hydrocarbons- something so very essential to life, and speculated by a lot of astronomers and astrobiologists and such to be the very thing life on earth started from!
another neat fact is that no two solar systems smell the same- ours smells like that because our solar system in particular is extremely rich in carbon, and other solar systems and places in the universe will have extremely different smells depending on what elements are most abundant in their system!
*pronounces “champagne” like “lasagne”*
do Not
*Pronounces “lasagne” like “champagne”*
do NOT
Buffy breast feeds Cody on Sesame Street (x)
This was 1976. Big Bird understood and was wholly accepting and empathetic toward Buffy breastfeeding in public, and Big Bird is meant to be the equivalent of a preschool aged child, but every single day on social media, adults exclaim disgust toward breastfeeding in public and misogyny at the parents who do so. People, you’re less evolved than
Big Bird was 38 years ago. Grow the hell up.
holy shit. I had NO idea Sesame Street covered this topic.
And Buffy was Native American. And she breastfed. In front of muppets and children. No one died.
HE SHOULD NOT GET AWAY WITH THIS
btw here is another source other than trumpdaily confirming this.
these white demons deadass stole 880k from sick kids to go towards their shitty ass golf resorts and plastic surgery………
Lmao plastic surgery???? It was cheeto dust bet.
From Slate.com, December 26, 2016:
The foundation is currently under investigation by the New York attorney general and won’t be able to close its doors until that has been completed. New York Attorney General Eric Schneiderman had already ordered the foundation stop taking money because it violated state law.
Trump’s charitable foundation has been at the center of several controversies during the campaign in large part due to a series of stories by the Washington Post’s David Fahrenthold that detailed the organization’s sketchy practices. Even though it has Trump’s name, the foundation largely collects money from other people and hands it out to other charities. In fact, between 2009 and 2014 Trump didn’t give any of his own cash to the foundation. But Trump did seem to benefit from its actions, including the apparent use of foundation money to settle legal disputes.
Also? Under New York law, any charity that solicits more than $25,000 a year from the public must obtain a special kind of registration. Trump never got it. Which means that the Trump Foundation was obtaining money illegally. And here’s confirmation of that from another source.
You kneel down in protest for your causes, but don’t do the one thing that can possibly help change that. BYE
..... So you protest for change, but you aren't invested in elections. How does that work?
Android users can bring Harry Potter spells to life with new Google voice commands. By using the app to command ‘Lumos,’ 'Nox’ and 'Silencio,’ you can 'Ok Google’ your way to turning on your phone’s flashlight, turning it off again, and muting the volume. Source Source 2
Users can also explore the world of “Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them” with Google Street View.
my cousin just said to me “on your wedding day,i’m gonna start my toast with the story of how you were born and grandma cried because you were so ugly”
I’d be fighting
nah. i'm leaning towards not having people do toasts at my wedding. parents can say something if they want but that's about it
Is that how y'all really feel?! 😂😭😂😭😂😭
YES😤😤😤
Shit Funny. It’s rough stages to this
