kaleb

he/him, 19 | multifandom | send me analogical | platonically and unlawfully married to centimeter-tries-to-communicate | about me | ao3 | analogical playlist

[unclefather]

[lostwoodscutie]

[wasabikitcat]

Documenting what is quite possibly the best exchange I have ever seen on this website.

[cheshiregrinfu]

[vrumblr]

He will not be exiled again

[gamer-crow-deactivated20250412]

I enjoy all parts of this post. The trans leash, the confusion, the heartfelt display of affection we give to our pets. The biography, the history lesson, and the morality of keeping cats indoors are all bonuses.

[ospreyonthemoon]

Hey thats me again.

Anyway guess whos 18 now!!!

Frank

[mrsjdavis]

This post has EVERYTHING...

[sadclowncentral]

i drunkenly scheduled a friendly brawl with an acquaintance of mine and we both completely forgot about it. that is until we were sitting next to each other in class and both of us get google calendar alert that reads VIOLENCE AGAINST LEW i about lost my fucking mind. what do you mean violence against me.

and then i fucking remembered i completely shitfaced told him to send me an invite to the brawl and even more that i insisted to type something into the notes of the meeting to make it look "less worse" and he opens the invite and it just says PREMEDITATED. most sinister calendar event ever created i laughed so hard i cried

[eridan-ampora]

if we made everything legal the crime rate would drop to zero. follow for more judicial lifehacks

[eridan-ampora]

post cancelled i cant take this

[eridan-ampora]

[sacred-portal]

[dabudder]

good news! they did and its called planet earth

[rpftourney]

Best RPF Ship - FINAL!

Phan (Phil Lester/Daniel Howell, Youtube RPF) vs Jedus (Jesus of Nazareth/Judas Iscariot, World History & The Bible)

Phan

Jedus

Voting ended onDec 2, 2024

[pigeonaday]

[highcostofloathing]

Baja bird

[hemaris]

i found a baby picture of my cat please please look at him i'm begging you

[hemaris]

same pose same beautiful little man 12 yrs later

[hemaris]

i think this is actually my favorite post i've ever made in my 10+ yrs on this website because sometimes i'll be in a bad mood and then i'll open my notifications and someone will be saying smth nice about my boy. and then all is still not right in the world but it's at least a little better than before :)

[chick-it-out]

[perplexed-kale]

god made plagues abd said sorry by creatingr lovelpy round forgs and beautiful women. god was a reall one

[perplexed-kale]

agatha harkness? more like aGAYtha harkness haha amiright

[kaijuno]

[kosmogrl]

[touhouweed]

I just want queer safety and queer happiness

[touhouweed]

and a queer $500k

[aufline]

notice how it's always wednesday lately

[willgrahamscock]

crazy how most of us made friends on here because we were going insane about the same 2 freaks at the same time. like oh you’re up thinking about them too?

[willgrahamscock]

you might never had met your mutuals if you weren’t actively losing brain cells over the same thing. but I’m so glad we were both up reblogging and posting like a madman because now we know each other.

[elexecution]

its awesome theres a vampire on sesame street because you need to introduce children to the concept as early as possible