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[kiskeronation]

what to do if you're considering joining owca!

step 1: reconsider

[frogadir]

I bet being a man and needing to tell your guy friend you love him but not being able to talk about your feelings so you beat the crap out of each other instead feels good as fuck

[perry-t-platypus]

It does

[trappedinmyclitt]

This man has me giggling… I have to kill him

[wellwaterhysteria]

me admiring a beautiful man: wow he sure does have a vulnerable looking throat, huh?

[stilettomafiosas]

I missed youu never stopped loving you

[adhdoofenshmirtz]

[kairenn-n]

yes, babe, you’re sick and twisted, will you come back to bed- what? yes, of course you’re evil and irredeemable. now can you please cuddle with me

[adhdoofenshmirtz]

[loverboybrightsideghost]

peter the panda more like peter the homewrecker

[perry-t-platypus]

Finally, somebody said it

[adhdoofenshmirtz]

[blahblahblah2cargarage]

dude perry the platypus is such a funny character to me because like. i’ll be thinking abt him and be like oh he’s just like an adult man he has a government job and he loves his family and he has a weird homoerotic relationship with his nemesis and he’s nonverbal. just an overall normal guy character. i love him im going to read 7000 fics about him now. but then i take a step back and im like. he’s a platypus. i’m going crazy over a real cartoon platypus. what am i doing. but then i take another step back and im like oh shiiiiitt. he’s a platypus. what kind of experiments were they doing on him to make him evolve the way he has? what kind of training did he go through? man this guy has some trauma he’s a lil fucked up actually! and then i take ANOTHER step back and im like. this is literally about a phineas and ferb character

[adhdoofenshmirtz]

[adhdoofenshmirtz]

Literally crying wtf why don't they sell these in the us

[adhdoofenshmirtz]

Tux Perry

[adhdoofenshmirtz]

I need this so badly

[adhdoofenshmirtz]

Perry the Platypus + hand gestures

[bursaaaaaar]

I just love how salty Perry is literally all the time. If this guy was a human, and talked regularly, I’m 96% positive that his monotonic deadpan would shatter glass. He’s salty towards his boss, he’s salty towards his nemesis, he just looks so mad all the time. Homeslice here didn’t become a secret agent to hash out a vaudville routine with literally everyone in his life, yet here he is.

 Except it’s also funny because we’ve seen this guy bawling over cheesy soaps, signing his texts with a platypus emoticon, using 2005 text speak, lowkey snickering at Heinz’s embarrassing video, and clearly enjoys spending time with Heinz while engaging in objectively silly activities (Dance Baby, holy shit). He’s got so much personality, I just love writers who manage to pull off that silent savant trope so well.

[adhdoofenshmirtz]

He tries so hard to be in a James bond movie but he’s in a Genghis Khan by Miike Snow music video

[soulcat9]