Stop These Kids

AU where all the Persona characters are humans, have no personas, ages don't match the canon timeline at all, and they all play a country simulator. It'll probably go as badly as you can expect.

[artificervaldi]

That’s right, a Persona AU Discord Server

(As far as I know, one doesn’t exist? If it does I can’t find it)

Ever wanted to talk about AUs ranging from just small, canon divergence to full-blown setting changes for the Persona casts? Ever wanted to read about other ones without having to hunt them down? Ever just wanted to chat with others who like AUs?

Well, then this is the server for you! Open for any and all Persona fans. All games-friendly!

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Gonna pick a name tonight!

Thanks for everyone who sent in “country” names. They’re all either amazing, hilarious, or both! It’s gonna be hard to pick just one!

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P3's “country” needs a name!

Give suggestions (bonus points if you word it as if a P3 character suggested it) and I’ll use the most popular name (with credit ofc)!

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Naoya: They just... Kind of don’t know it yet?

Naoya: It should be fine, though. I think.

(Yukino and Reiji are now available for questions!)

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I’m sorry there hasn’t been anything today. I can’t draw p1 characters or Junpei it seems--

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P3's “country” needs a name!

Give suggestions (bonus points if you word it as if a P3 character suggested it) and I’ll use the most popular name (with credit ofc)!

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Naoya lives with his brother so... does that mean Kazuya is in the game too?

Naoya: Kazuya playing the simulator....? Nah.

Naoya: We haven’t quite gotten along since we were four and...

Naoya: A-anyway! Kazuya isn’t playing the game with us. I’m actually having to keep anything about it away from him.

Naoya: He might mess with it if he was allowed to touch it... I’d rather he not cause me and my friends any issues with this game.

(Kazuya is now available for....?)

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Minato, why wont you let your sis pet me? And do you read Wings of Fire?

Minato: If she starts, she probably won’t stop until she pets a piece of you bald. Not a fun idea for you...

Minato: And no, I don’t exactly read often...

Minako: He reads trashy romance novels, actually!

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Ye, also would you pet me?

Naoya: Uhhh, sorry but I’d sooner pet someone who’d probably bite me for it.

Naoya: So like… I’d even pet Yuka and Reiji before you. No offense.

Minako: I’ll pet you–

Minato: Sorry, our mother said we have to go home right now immediately.

Minako: Minato, our mom’s dead–

Minato: Gotta go, bye.

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Okay, so what do you prefure more, Jack Frost or Mothman?

Naoya: Who? Do I prefer some public domain character or a cryptid?

Naoya: ...Obviously the cryptid.

(Remember: This AU has no personas)

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Naoya: I’m 17 years old, I go to St. Hermelin High, I live with my brother and parents...

Naoya: I like to sing and I’m pretty good at making friends!

Naoya: If you want the heavier stuff, though, you’ll have to at least try to get to know me, okay?

@angel-lightwolf

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Hey Minato, why dontcha message that "piercy666" person huh?

Minato frowned as he stared at the usernames on the screen. They were all so... stupid. He really didn’t want to message any of them (hell, Junpei as well as a few others weren’t even at his house yet), but Minako was poking him into doing it.

Might as well go with the first name on the list: Piercy666

[DivineDeathBoy69]: So... U one of the leaders, yea?

[Piercy666]: Yep. Though tbh I don’t know what any of this is lmao

[DivineDeathBoy69]: I see... That why u have such a weird username?

[Piercy666]: Nah lmao, I use it everywhere. It references me and my brother, who I’m p sure wants me dead.

[DivineDeathBoy69]: Sounds rough buddy... U sure u have time to do that when ur bro wants u dead?

[Piercy666]: It’s fine. That’s why I picked some of my scary friends as participants lol. I can just have them over and make them protect me.

[DivineDeathBoy69]: Oh, so I probably can’t convince u to go to war?

[Piercy666]: ??? Dude no this just started.

[DivineDeathBoy69]: A shame. See u later then.

“Soooo....” Minako leaned over his shoulder. “How did it go?”

“I think it went fine... You might want to message him next time, though...” He wouldn’t make eye contact with his sister.

“Minato...”

“...I wonder if Piercy and I are gonna have more in common before this is over.”

(Minako can still message an unknown user)

Naoya sat back in his chair and frowned. Who the hell was this death boy kid and why was he so ready to go to war? He made a note to try and stay on the dude’s good side, but also kinda... Stay neutral.

No way was he getting in a war.

(Naoya is now available for questions!)

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Don't tell me "Piercy 666" is earring-kun, is it?

(I dunno anon, maybe Minako or Minato should message them and find out ;3)

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You mentioned registered usernames? What are some others listed down?

Minato: These are all really weird…

(He says when his username is DivineDeathBoy69)

Minako: I think we should both message one of them! But who…?

(For the record, her username is ALiteralHam)

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Akihiko! Ready to start virtual war??

Akihiko: I think it’s better to wait and see what happens, actually. We’re just waiting for one of the Arisatos to message another “leader” right now...

Akihiko: Though I guess the question is who will then is who’ll they message and will it lead to war.

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Pretend I answered that privately

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Akihiko: I’m honestly more confused than anything and... yeah, Metis is here... Great.

Metis: Like I want anything to do with you either....

@ask-sae-niijima

(Akihiko and Metis are now available for questions!)