what's good, man

a queer ace named Sam (they/she)

[fanonical]

anyboby else big loving womem today on tundler

[fanonical]

wait this is my Harry Potter blog

[nintooner]

[calamitaswrath]

@mordredbi

[talon24]

[homodotus]

[eldritch-crone-deactivated20210]

Dr. Bruce Banner murdering the avengers without even turning into Hulk.

Listen, Tony might snark at you but he cries himself to sleep daily. Meanwhile, Bruce will dismantle you with words and make you question your worth at 3 am in the morning.

[brucie-deactivated05092020-deac]

Never change a shade was so iconic ppl sleeping on it smh

[rescueironman-deactivated201909]

This just confirms one of Bruce’s 7 phDs is in throwing shade.

[agenttajnesile-deactivated20250]

my fave thing is when when women in fandom are like UGH BUT I CANT RELATE TO F/F PAIRINGS BC IM NOT A LESBIAN 

funnily enough you’re not a gay man either yet here we are

[michaelmilkers]

this tea is fucking SCALDING

[pixie-tot]

why are non-millennials so personally offended by everything? like if i’m still wearing my jacket indoors, it’s because i’m cold, not because i disrespect your home/your classroom !! if somebody has got your order wrong, it’s because they’re very busy and simply made a mistake, not because they’re trying to jeopardise your meal !! if somebodies phone rings during a meeting/lecture, it’s because they accidentally forgot to put it on silent, not because they want to disrupt your speech !! just calm down, sharon, not everything is about you

[thelittlemerms]

my personal favorite is when you yawn and they’re like “am I boring you?”

like bitch i’m running on five hours of sleep and chronic anxiety 

[queenixx]

its funny how you say non-millennials as if millennials aren’t offended bei every little tiny thing that could possibly happen

[pyrothorax]

being offended by wearing a coat inside is very different to being offended by violent racism but sure enjoy your tea

[hynpos]

and persephone is back to getting dicked down by hades in the underworld

[swingsetindecember]

bold of you to assume she’s not doing the dicking 

[justqueeerious-deactivated20220]

me: uuuughhhhh i love supercorp

someone: you watch supergirl?!

me: no lol

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

What she says: I’m fine.

What she means: Cinderella’s given name is actually Ella. “Cinderella“ is the cruel nickname given to her by her stepsisters because she’s always covered in soot from the fireplace they make her sleep in.

Dumbo’s given name is Jumbo Jr. “Dumbo” is the cruel nickname given to him by the elephant women once they see his large ears. We never see a Jumbo Sr. so the implication is that his father is dead and those women are actually mocking a widow and her young child.

These characters are actively marketed and merchandised with the handles given to them by cruel and abusive people from their troubled childhoods.

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

See also: Scar

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

Scar’s actual name is Taka which literally means trash, tbh the mean nickname was actually a step up from being named Stinky Garbage Boy.

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

Imagine naming one kid “king“ and the other kid “garbage“. No wonder he became a villain.

[pokemon-personalities]

things i’m bad at: choosing pokemon based on anything other than how cute they are, basic math

[vulgartrader]

Terry Crews Says Hollywood Talent Agency is Out to Get Him

A while ago, Terry Crews alleged Adam Venit, a powerful Hollywood executive, had sexually assaulted him at a party. He is a major player at WME (William Morris Endeavor) a talent agency in Hollywood and Crews former partner.

(WME is run by Ari Emmanuel, brother of Rahm Emmanuel. Ari Emmanuel is who the Ari Gold character in “Entourage” is based on.)

Now Terry says he is the target of some very sophisticated attacks. He recently posted this thread on Twitter:

[friendly-neighborhood-patriarch]

geez

[reaper-0-1]

I swear to all things holy, if Terry Crews ends up dead to mysterious circumstances, we had better fucking revolt somehow. I’m sick of these elitist fucks getting away with shit.

[thunder-the-ranger-wolf]

They better nfuck with his family

[presentablypunk]

If anything happens to Terry Crews, that’s how the Revolution will start

[shesellsseagulls]

This has been sitting in my drafts since I saw Black Panther.. .hAAA  I can’t wait  till these two become BFFs. 

[jlassijlali]

Champions #22

[torchic]

Big Chick Energy

[craigslits]

[slimetony]

[babytapirs]

Gotta learn to walk before you can run, little guy.

[fuckyessssss1-blog]

Idiot.

[sandsvendor100]

Fuck you Fucking Fool Motherfucker You Cant Just Say This About Babies I doubt You Could Walk Or Even Run When You Were As Young As This Baby You FUcking Asshole Baby Hater

[fjordfolk]

[goblindogs]

if, by some divine mistake, you find the lady of the forest, you can only ask her a single question. pray that it’s one she knows how to answer.

[homosozialismus]

who’s a good girl?