pesterbug

any pronouns

[molabuddy]

3 hours of sleep = i hate people who laugh

0 ours of sleep = waouw 🌼🌼🌼🌼🐎

[molabuddy]

we all need to take better care of our selfs or we might Pass away

[homunculus-argument]

I love browsing cover-up tattoo stuff when every once in a while there's someone asking "how do I cover up this unspeakably idiotic thing" and people are like "please do not cover that up, that's fucking amazing." You just have "shrimps is bugs" written on your leg now. That's your legacy.

[wario-hentai-hobbyist]

Have you seen that one weasel tattoo that someone was asking coverup advice for? One of the best tattoos I've seen.

[wario-hentai-hobbyist]

Found it!

[homunculus-argument]

It's so fucking beautiful I'm in tears. Laughing so hard I'm crying but what difference is that really.

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

Ineffable as a synonym for unfuckable

[7dmom]

I can't wait to be redeemed

[paperandpencilsandskips]

[cadaverkeys]

I die and watch my life repeat in front of me on a big screen in heaven. I correctly identify themes of rebirth and struggle. I ask Saint Peter. "Is that all there is? My life was just a collection of motifs and themes?" He solemnly switches the screen to a placard with his little tedtalk remote thing

[certified-cervid]

Collecting kitty orbs increases your meow score

[sam1tron]

bringing back a classic

[wingkink]

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

[mlarayoukai]

I think about the descriptions for the wii u item in animal crossing new leaf sometimes

[bowelfly]

you crack open an unusually large acorn and these guys all come tumbling out

[offshoreoilrig]

Let's all run outside and start yelling and screaming and see if we can get people to panic. If everyone did this it would make a big difference

[snapdragonnz]

i just found out about this bird (scale-crested pygmy tyrant) trying to find the most biodiverse countries and i feel tears welling up in my eyes because its so cute

why does it look like that i love him so much he's a little fella

[thwrangis]

now drop and gimme twenty damn daniels

[sanguine-raven]

well, y'know what they say

[homophobla]

Naturally the idea of meowing is more appealing to you than the reality

[yellowplumfruit]

my mercury!