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all bite no bark

[pet-goblin]

not a dream not a nightmare but a secret third thing. a ragebait.

[shetheyslain]

My dad made egg mayo and now the whole kitchen is a biohazard to me omg

[a-jar-of-beetles]

Having a cool dream should be a good enough excuse to call off work because what do you mean I can't just sit in bed and marvel at the epic story that my brain came up with that has interesting themes, but no I gotta get up and scrape the stupid ice from my stupid windshield to go to my stupid job

[pet-goblin]

love tht some baby animals are just called litters like yassss trash them kids

[pet-goblin]

seems like a third wisdom tooth is abt to hit the world trade centre n im abt to hit someone

[dickstolebyanalien]

i'll show you yours if you show me mine

[kuruk]

Water is so important

[pngblog]

[pet-goblin]

need another pandemic so i can do my masters online loljk jk unless ...

[lovinglystar]

*goes back in time and blows weed smoke into your baby eyes*

[pet-goblin]

ok the bleeding is like done n also first day im back in a normal mood ?

[pringlez]

Every time I sigh someone asks me if I’m okay like yea I just felt like breathing really heavy for a second

[soffecoeur]

I'm going to need this for work

[pet-goblin]

tht post energy drink nap >>>>>>>>>>>>>

[pet-goblin]

too wired to even try to sleep of this disaster but myb i might still try sigh

[theonion]

Nephew Whacking The Hell Out Of Tree Trunk With Stick

[pet-goblin]

@shadow-banned-the-hedgehog

[pet-goblin]

not me running late and almost missing the bus bc i just absolutely had to? do a bleach bath in my hair this morning lol but the results are pretty fine much better xp than last time it's been a bit less than a month since the initial bleaching so this was to touch up the roots it's like very light not the roots as much but yh will tone later i just hv to survive like 4 hrs looking a bit freaky lol

[pet-goblin]

fuck