to indeed be a god

bring back brett hand👏👏

[petemitchellapologist]

I love when the weather gets to the point where I can dress like I just looted the spn season 1 wardrobe 💋💋

[petemitchellapologist]

thinking about how dutch says the same thing when he and arthur jump into the ravine as he does when he meets john again on the cliff 😮‍💨😮‍💨

[gqa1]

Reblog In 5 seconds for good luck

[nullelemental]

​this worked last night lets go for round two

[helloitsbreeisnotonline]

I really need some good luck rn

[texas-bbq-pringles]

oh yeah it worked by the way the date went very well

[chained-sweater]

Let’s see if it works.

[petemitchellapologist]

drew kieran today :))))) you can barely tell the difference XD

[petemitchellapologist]

this scene is always so funny to me

like why are yall having a slumber party LMAOOO

kicking their feet and giggling😝

[petemitchellapologist]

just finished reading the book thief‼️

sobbed for about 150 pages right there at the end😜

most devastating book I've ever read

would recommend😁😁

[petemitchellapologist]

doodle😛😛

[petemitchellapologist]

you know I had to do it to em😔😔😔

[petemitchellapologist]

malcolm in the middle walked so that fleabag could run

[petemitchellapologist]

people always are saying that they want their favorite movies and books turned into a show filmed like the office

I personally believe that we would all benefit from them being filmed like arrested development

that show is underrated af

[omgwhatchloe]

lenny was only 19 bro. he should’ve been at the club with his fake id. man.

[brianttran-deactivated20120224]

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

[ovod0se]

I love my mom.

I am risking nothing

I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

sorry followers :(

[whatgracelikes-deactivated20190]

omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy

[ameriagrae]

Why’re you being mean to my mum?

[larryismyhallelujah-blog]

goddamn it

[lollie-pond-deactivated20150728]

Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances

[steampoweredplayer]

Koop

[twirliest]

This has 1.2 million reblogs … Ps not riskin it

[nathanvj]

1.4 almost ps not risking it

[queenprotein-deactivated2016012]

Fuck this post

[irosefromthedead-deactivated201]

I am sorry…

[jessesthoughtsandmore-deactivat]

I fucks with my moms too heavy to be playing games. REBLOG

[yess-dadddy-deactivated20170430]

Hell no.

[letmeseeyourdicks]

Sorry

[atechnicalmanual]

Y'all really got a porn blog out here doin it.

[stalkerazzi365]

I couldn’t live with myself if something happened to my Mom lol

[ricanass]

I second my husband’s emotion! Lol

[flannel-beards-bikes]

This is supposed to be a porn blog but NO

[playtime-and-pastels-blog]

Scrolled past but got paranoid

[woweewlw]

y

[astrologin]

EU TE AMO MÃE 

[oceanwhales-deactivated20171105]

WHY IS THIS POST BACK?

[entermyvoidd-deactivated2018032]

Omg this my second time seeing this shit I hate these

[rebel-in-tartan]

Anyone who knows Deb knows she is a legend.

[bjornmannen-deactivated20180511]

God DAMMIT

[blackstripe222]

Fuck this post a second time!!

[inuoetoro]

this is the third time. THIRD TIME

[bobby-r2d2-floyd]

not taking any chances with how her health has been these last few years

[paigewinchester67]

WHY IS THIS A THING AHHHH

[chained-sweater]

I’M NOT TAKING ANY RISKS, I LOVE YOU MOM—

[petemitchellapologist]

I LOVE MY MOMMY‼️‼️‼️😭😭😭

[petemitchellapologist]

thinking about that one time last year I played stanley parable deluxe so much and i got to the part with the steam reviews but I didn't want to skip the narrators monolgue because I felt bad for him so I listened to it nonstop for ages and I kept hearing him say it out loud even when I wasn't playing the game

[beardedmrbean]

[theman]

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

[tattooedzombigirl]

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

[imanutcase-10]

Then bring me luck

[thirddeadlysin]

the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work

[we-r-loonies]

lucky tater

[landofgay]

house MD voice: if it's in his lungs, it's in his asshole. get me a biopsy of his penis.

[dallaswinstons]

kill them with kindness? WRONG! church fire 🔥 ⛪️⛪️ 🚬 💥📖🔥 🔥 ⛪️ 🚬 💥📖🔥🔥📖🚒⛪️🔥💥🔥🏨🚑🚨🔥 ⛪️🚒🚨💥⛪️ 🚬 💥📖🔥 🔥 🚒🚨🚑⛪️ 🚬 💥📖🔥🔥📖🚒⛪️🔥💥🔥🏨🚑🔥

[petemitchellapologist]

i put my phone in the washing machine for five minutes and it was fully submerged but i’m broke let us pray