pete #1 fan

Pete The Cat Fan Page, Johnlock Truther, Fanfic Enjoyer

[peterfeline]

Dawn (she/her)

Yes, I am a Pete the Cat fan page. Yes, I also partake in recreational fanfiction writing about doomed middle aged men. I am an aroace that loves writing romantic ass smut... idk man. But here I am living my truth.

btw majority of the time I'm on this site I'm stoned out my gourd so disclaimer I guess

dishsoap_enjoyer on Ao3

[digihowl]

more ppl need to get hooked on this drug called album in order. not enough people on album in order these days

[doggirl-girlcock]

Album in order is a beautiful girl and she wants to give you a special kind of kiss through the ears

[peterfeline]

album in order my one true love

[ohfarren]

[peterfeline]

they DID say this

[frenchfriedgiraffe]

draw hilson

i know youve just been waiting for this

[peterfeline]

what wilson should have done multiple times (and they should still kiss afterwards)

[mandarintheactor]

Found this on Pinterest,

Still true.

[peterfeline]

it's kinda insane actually. do y'all think queers loved johnlock since the books first came out? Like imagine some queer person in 1890 secretly imagining them married in their head. I love them so much because my father forced me to read all the classic books when I was young and little me originally thought they were married but in a way that they were casual about it. I love queer/aroace coded relationships. everything doesn't have to be romantic but it's still beautiful that they're life partners. it's like oh, this is an option. freaking awesome. love their dynamic. they have been in my head since I was a young child and they will probably be there until I die.

[freekgeekazoid]

[holmosexualitea]

Guess who got around to watching Project Hail Mary

[saucefunk]

dirty dirty dirty

[itaintteo]

Fun Johnlock fan art I made

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

[peterfeline]

I work in the music industry the only thing stopping me from writing fics about artists is that I've worked for some of these people and I have at least some morals LOL.

[sncrlynwtms]

fandom etiquette as a whole died when people who didn’t grow up on fandoms became stans during lockdown, yes, but why am i seeing people openly mocking fics on twitter. why am i seeing screenshots of fics with captions like “bro what is this 😭.” why am i seeing people mock fic writers for not knowing how sports or theater or college or any other organization operates in the real world.

“college is absolutely nothing like this” “why are we writing four people on the team scoring a hat trick in one game” “so tech work is nothing like this, hope that helps!”

if you don’t like a fic, and if you can’t suspend your belief enough to enjoy a fic that exaggerates or ignores real-world orgs, you don’t have to read it. you don’t have to screenshot it and put it on blast for twitter. you don’t have to post a link to it in the replies. the back button is literally there on your phone. it’s not giving baby’s first fandom anymore, it’s giving entitled asshole and it isn’t as cute as you think it is.

[peterfeline]

holy friggin peak look at my goat he's so cool stawpp stawpp!! your aura too much your fits too hard yo bitches too bad your swag too different you game too tuff they gonna kill you Pete. cool it!

this absolute Peak that graced my Instagram feed posted by the official Pete the Cat account. I'm gonna print it and put it on my wall.

[icantbotherwithusernames]

he could've said anything

gay people can never say i love you ect ect

[peterfeline]

CRAZY thing to say. LOLL. YOUR HONOR THEY ARE A PAIR OF HOMOSEXUALS WHETHER THEY KNOW IT OR NOT THEYRE HIDING BEHIND THE INTIMACY NORMS OF THE TIME!!! "DEAR HOLMES/WATSON" "I AM HERE TO BE USED" don't act like they werent the og "and they were roommates"

...this is so informative I should put this in my acd plot parallel slowburn fic somewhere I was unaware of this

[deliberately-dee]

desire unspoken

[helloliriels]

Me by 1pm, hopped up on coffee and hot cocoa (with no food intake) ... huh, wonder why I'm shaking?

[peterfeline]

type shit cause my drinks in the morning are essential but food is an afterthought. then I get to work and struggle to lift stuff I normally lift and start getting darkness at the edge of my vision like huh... oh wait I need to like fuel my body

[peterfeline]

in order to become a better bassist I have given up the majority of my worldly possessions so I can now focus on playing...