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swolizard

i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed-deacti

wow…..soulja boy tell em

edwad

i think the minimum wage should be 10000 dollars

soyamorsoyvida-deactivated20191

Per what

edwad

second

sheabutterbitch

The absurdity in this is funny until you realize Jeff Bezos makes $230,000 per minute

secondclassvines

bangooza

shymagnolia

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

shymagnolia

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

badolmen

I got 100%??? On my GIS test I barely studied for??? And now I don’t have to take the final???? Holy fucking shit this post works.

gisellegrantham-deactivated2020

I got a job today lol

justsomeantifas

children who know climate change is going to fucking murder them: hey we can’t vote but we’re trying our best to not die, please consider the green new deal if you want children to live as old as you are.

US Senator Dianne Feinstein to literal children:

ofools

Would anyone like to see pictures of this bird I’m friends with

ofools

I love her

ofools

i am loving people’s attempts to identify this bird its just an australian magpie, she’s not a chimera, she’s not a fucked up crow, etc. she is just….. a regular run of the mill magpie

ofools

She is also a mother…. here is her yelling son who she brought to me one time

windriderdelta

HOW THE HELL DID YOU BEFRIEND AN AUSTRALIAN MAGPIE

ofools

i give her chips sometimes

ethanrayne

From what I’ve heard, australian magpies are actually quite nice if they trust you not to hurt them. Swooping season happens because, as a species, they’ve learned that most humans are Dangerous and so they preemptively attack to protect themselves and their young. If you’ve been nice to a group of magpies, though, they’ll remember you and you won’t be swooped at.

melredcap

Magpies are extremely cool birds, and very intelligent… which means that they know that humans are the biggest threat around and that we can be good friends. Thus, swooping, and also not swooping humans who have proven themselves to be trustworthy sources of food.

The funniest interaction I ever had with some magpies was when one of my former workplaces had our Christmas lunch as a picnic in a park. A pair of magpies were teaching their fledgeling how to beg for food from humans. First one would approach, crouch down and coo at us; someone threw them a bit of cheese. Then the other adult approached, crouched down and cooed at us; someone threw a piece of cabanossi. Both tidbits were picked up, taken back and shared with the offspring… then the adults were standing there looking at the fledgeling and then at us, obviously going “Go on, then, you try it!”

Fledgeling magpie nervously walked closer to us, looked back at its parents, then half-crouched and yelled “RAWK!” in our direction. We cracked up laughing, startling the poor baby, but he or she got over it pretty quickly when a HAIL of bits of cheese and sausage landed all around.

willow

je suis sick of this shit

bpdroses-deactivated20180617

moi fucking too

helila

énorme mood

laughparty

keep an eye on your man..or else the next thing u know he’s having H2O for dinner and dat ass for dessert….

iguanamouth

oh my gdO CAN YOU DRAW GODZILLA MOMMA CARRYING LIKE A HUNDRED LIZARD BABIES ON HER BACK FOR TAKE YOUR CHILD (lizard) TO WORK DAY

oh SHOOT well i cant swing 100 but how bout

daybreakboys-deactivated2024031

If I don’t always reblog this assume I am dead

saysaraelle

Forever reblog.

caseymalone

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

the-dubstep-strawberry

I love it! <3

the-dubstep-strawberry

@staff… this is a drawing about Godzilla. I’m actually disturbed that any algorithm could possibly consider this adult content, or flag my reblog.

sabrecmc

Reblogging for the way I can hear the utter exhaustion, annoyance and total lack of surprise in the words, “@staff…this is a drawing about Godzilla”

fullpraxisnow

Math proves that capitalism sucks and that capitalists are greedy.

brosefvondudehomie-deactivated2

So he gave millions and you gave $40 and feel like you’re doing more?

pebbleofgod

ruinedchildhood

[Retweet]

spectrealenko

me: accidentally hits my lock screen button while watching youtube

youtube: you wanna get youtube red?? you fucking dumbass?? you really think you can play videos in the background without youtube red?? you fucking useless bastard.

dankmemeuniversity

filmgifs

Game Night (2018) dir. John Francis Daley & Jonathan Goldstein

just-shower-thoughts

If Congress members can’t get by on $174,000/year without taking money from special interests why do we entrust them to handle our collective finances? These people may not be all that good with money.