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hi, i'm brandi! I work at a college as a janitor, even though i feel like I'm smarter than most of the people there. Sometimes I see an equation written on a blackboard, like half an equation, and I'll just figure it out. Anyway. My best friend is Ben Affleck. watermelon jolly ranchers

[gillianlesbian]

[triplesixmafia]

[lesbiantwinpeaks]

[petewentzspenis]

2014: do it for the vine

2016: do it in memory of vine

[mysimpsonsblogisgreaterthanyours]

[clockworkrobotic]

SHE’S EIGHT

[cav-core]

I want a sitcom which is just every single Shakespeare character as college students in a dorm building. 

[kakumei-no-tomoshibi]

[hanukkahlewinsky]

i love when old people figure out how to do something on a computer that’s actually really simple but to them it’s like 

[earthstory]

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Sunrise timelapse, Oahu

[maddisonkennedy-deactivated2017]

You’re fucking kidding me

[pr1nceshawn]

People Who Enjoy “Medium Rare Chicken”

[succ-my-pandas-dick]

[brittany-murphy]

[rontology]

today my gf said “when donkey asks shrek what his name is, shrek pauses before he says shrek, and i’m convinced he came up with it on the spot.” we weren’t even talking about shrek. i can’t stop thinking about it or about how lucky i am to be with her

[pariztexas-deactivated20210721]

Chicago (2002) dir. Rob Marshall

[weavemama]

America is about to be that part in the lion king where where pride rock became all shitty bc Scar became king

[0fthem0untains]

have yet to see a better analogy

[mysticmoonhigh-deactivated20211]

Are you implying Hilary Clinton’s daughter will assassinate Donald Trump because I’m okay with this

[breelandwalker]

Actually, if we follow the narrative, I think it would be the Obama daughters. Which would be even MORE awesome.

[qi-mera]

Malia’s gonna fight Trump on the roof of the Whitehouse while it’s on fire.

[dianasbi-deactivated20171023]

while joe biden dresses in drag and does the hula as a diversion

[pi4nobl4ck]

[delcisco]

NO WAY

[irritatedkiwi-deactivated202512]

Honestly how the fuck

[tyleroakley]

this did not disappoint

[thorffour-deactivated20190920]

Oddly Satisfying

[tastefullyoffensive]

More of the Best #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Tweets Part One

[gameraboy]

[vintagesalt-deactivated20181115]

Breakfast at Tiffany’s || 1961