Eleqant

Hello . Ok bye

[slavery]

Amazon whys my cock so small

[sexwitsockson]

you gotta say “alexa” first bro

[slavery]

Alexa kill this clown

[husbandcinnamon]

black mirror season 5

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

never understood people who let candy melt in their mouth. ill bite down on a damn jolly rancher because i lack the patience 

[clownclownclown]

It’s like a dishwasher

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

i dont understand even a little bit thank you

[betaleon]

[nickthewolfieii-deactivated2018]

wait what 

[silverssafehouse]

Hella good cosplayers

[yuletideyoujin]

I was so confused and terrified until I saw the close up pictures

[dynastylnoire]

Oh my God.

[invaeric]

I remember in 4th grade the Principal called me in to her office and was like, “If it were up to me, I wouldn’t even call you in here, but their parents are upset. Zach, you can’t go around calling everyone a loser.”

[blinded-by-fairy-lights]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[vivienvalentino]

Everything is shit and the world might be on the verge of nuclear war.

Bruno Mars: *releases another 80s/90s sounding bop* 

Everyone:

[bob-belcher]

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

Me, getting anon hate and turning it into humor so I can expand my brand and keep up my image:

[najmani-deactivated20140920]

I ship myself with academic success and contentment

[godpenis]

[captainsamerica]

#im tony 

[doctorb99]

[contemplativeckik]

[darkmoonhyena]

chaotic neutral

[zackisontumblr]

9:30 AM conversation with my mom

[richist-deactivated20150511]

I have bullshitted my way through almost two decades of life

[akimaru80]

[tony-starkesarchive]

[tomhordy]