Get It Right, Get It Tight

Hey, I'm Lance, and I do stuff, occasionally. 27|♋️

[memorycycle]

money beyond ypur wildist dreams

[chirasul]

one hundred and seventy dollars

[memorycycle]

[scarlct-vvitch]

grace, who has been alone for five minutes: oh my god. an alien! im not alone anymore! i hope he wants to be friends :)

rocky, coming up on 50 years of solitude, imprinting on grace in ways baby ducklings can only dream of: if you leave me to sleep where i can't watch your heart beat i am blowing up this tunnel with us both in it

[scarlct-vvitch]

free fic idea up for grabs. godspeed

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

they killed him for this

[human-pet-they]

if i get a good nights sleep i can feel like a human being but it does mean missing out on an hour of phone time. so there's nuance.

[pyrrhuria]

i dont knowwwwww

[gods-chariot]

[despazito]

His little pony...

[corruptimles]

[layrasomething02]

It's 100% june

[beggars-opera]

Not to be that person, but if you remember this, how's that newfound back pain going for ya babe

[vocabulary-altering-posts]

PHRASE ADDED!

LET'S DO THE FORK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL

LET'S DO THE FORK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL

DING-DING-DING DING-DING DING DING-DING DING DING-DING-DING DING-DING DING DING-DING DING DING-DING-DING DING-DING DING DING-DING DING DING-DING-DING DING-DING DING DING-DING DING

[sisyphusshrugged]

your stuffies hate weed and smoke a pack of menthols every day

my stuffed animals pack straight keif bowls and milk the bong until the smoke would choke a wildebeest

[lovesicklobotomy]

[metal-autistic-coven]

Happy pride month to him

[quasi-normalcy]

We Are the Daughters of the Microbes Who Could Survive in an Oxygen-rich Atmosphere

[hukidamari-sketch]

[Halo3] #411 The Ark (34)

[gomjabbar]

that one song from persona: trinity soul that’s a swanky chill jazz song but then this rando starts rapping over the music one minute in without warning and they’re the worst bars you’ve ever heard in your life

[gomjabbar]

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

im actually cleft in twain right now can i call you back

[palmer]

I’m going to the grocery store does anyone want to sublet my apartment for 45 minutes

[jurynullification]

How much

[palmer]

Only 3400

[jurynullification]

hot damn 🏃‍♂️ cmon guys lets go 🏃‍♂️🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🧞‍♀️

[palmer]

ok I’m back you and your boyfriend and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your djinn can go