Literal, Efficient, Devoid Of Humor

Rated PG for initials, R for bad words and violent acts of random.

[petrockgermany]

For every occasion.

[petrockgermany]

The Wink of Destiny

The soundtrack to season 2 of The Witcher will just be Jaskier going full Taylor Swift. 🔮

[petrockgermany]

If any of these make you go 🤩😍😎 stay tuned! https://www.instagram.com/p/B7PLAMWhVFq/?igshid=q9bpbpnz775b

[avalonlights]

This is your friendly reminder that if they so choose to continue the Spike/Billy parallels, Billy will be back, after dying ON SCREEN, as some kind of “ghost” before returning in full health to claim his rightful reluctant spot on the scooby gang party and bromance Steve into the sunset. I’M JUST SAYING. ‾\_(ツ)_/‾

[petrockgermany]

Bonus points for both being named William?

Both being an overcompensating bad boy with a really tragic past?

Also the massive mommy issues, hitting it off with the mom of one of the protagonists (Joyce Summers/Karen Wheeler, however creepy), and the protectiveness over a supernatural teenager (Eleven/Dawn)? Also, since there is also a Joyce in Stranger Things who would have no trouble hitting him over the head with an ax like Joyce Summers did Spike in his first episode, there would be potential for that relationship to also play out in a positive way, let’s hope there’s hot cocoa in the future.

[petrockgermany]

Happy Halloween 🎃 👻 💀

[kataryx-deactivated20200531]

Happy Halloween 🕷🎃🕸👻💀🍬🍭

[musicoftheknight]

Tumblr:  We want complex villains!  Tumblr:  But they can’t do anything villainous or complex ever. 

[scaliefox]

My favorite quote on this is Lemony Snickett when a school district banned his book due to the marriage plot by the villain.

He merely responded

“I’m sorry, but I’m at a loss on how to write a villain that doesn’t do villainous things.”

[leave-her-a-tome]

(source)

Unsplash -  photography, illustration, and art

Pixabay - same as unsplash

Pexels - stock photos and videos

Stockvault.net - stock photos

freepngimg - icons, pictures and clipart

Veceezy - vectors and clipart

Kissclipart and kissPNG - more vectors and clipart (often transparent!)

Getdrawings - simplistic images and drawing tutorials

Gumroad - photoshop brushes (and more)

Canva - needs login but has lots of templates

Library of Congress - historical posters and photos

NASA - you guessed it

Creative Commons - all kinds of stuff, homie

Even Adobe has some free images

There are so many ways to make moodboards, bookcovers, and icons without infringing copyright! As artists, authors, and other creatives, we need to be especially careful not to use someone else’s work and pass it off as our own. 

Please add on if you know any more sites for free images <3

[kmparker616]

Thanks for the information!!

[thisdiscontentedwinter]

Some amazing book dedications: 

[tockthewatchdog-deactivated2020]

i love that i have to go to menswear to find a shirt a human being in the world would wear and then when i do it takes me .5 seconds to find it. I love that

[tockthewatchdog-deactivated2020]

me: i need a plain black t shirt

target women’s section: would you like to have a giant scoop neck that would definitely like completely show at least one of your boobs. would you, an adult woman, like to wear a crop top? would you like to look like a human piñata. BLACK? I think you mean jewel tones babey!

target men’s section: yeah sure. it’s the first thing you see as you walk into the shirt aisle. have a good one

[themadcapmathematician]

Women’s section: would you like a shirt made out of tissue paper that costs $34.99??

Men’s section: here’s 25 normal tshirts for a quarter

[dare-to-dm]

Women’s Section: Would you like to play fucking guessing games with our arbitrary sizing systems and style names?  Also, we added a bunch of fake pockets for your personal inconvenience!

Men’s Section: Here’s a bunch of pants organized by the exact inch length of your waist and legs.  With pockets that can hold more than just a credit card.

[sammit-janet]

Women’s Section:  Oh you want a plain tee-shirt?  Here you go, it’s completely see through so you either have to a) wear something else over it or b) let everyone see your bra!

Men’s Section:  Here’s an amazingly comfortable shirt that no one can see your undergarments through.  Have a nice day!

[gutter-adonis]

Women’s section: if you’re a nerd? I guess you wanna show titties and have glitter huh???

Men’s section: Here this has the hogwarts crest on it and it’s like five bucks

[i-tried-and-i-lost]

Women’s section: you want shorts? I guess that means you want something really short huh??? Might even see your butt??

Men’s section: Here’s comfortable shorts that are longer than like 15 cm long, have a good day

[domiingoenfuego]

i found the post again

[small-town-spooks]

Women’s section:you want a hoodie? Well here’s one that’s tight fitting and accents the one thing you don’t want to be seen, miss!

Men’s section:hoodie? Oh sure, here’s a loose fitting one that is perfect for hiding lumps of death have a nice day young man

[astrophelos]

Women’s section: pockets? Yeah sure of course! We’ll give you fifty fake pockets.

Men’s section: you can put your first born in one of ten pockets and still have room for more things

[slayerdaily]

My life happens to, on occasion, suck beyond the telling of it. Sometimes more than I can handle. And it’s not just mine. Every single person down there is ignoring your pain because they’re too busy with their own. The beautiful ones. The popular ones. The guys that pick on you. Everyone. If you could hear what they were feeling. The loneliness. The confusion. It looks quiet down there. It’s not. It’s deafening.

[politicalmamaduck]

Writing about a child rapist did not make Vladimir Nabokov a child rapist.

Writing about an authoritarian theocracy did not make Margaret Atwood an authoritarian theocrat.

Writing about adultery did not make Leo Tolstoy an adulterer.

Writing about a ghost did not make Toni Morrison a ghost.

Writing about a murderer did not make Fyodor Dostoevsky a murderer.

Writing about a teenage addict did not make Isabel Allende a teenage addict.

Writing about dragons and ice zombies did not make George R.R. Martin either of those things.

Writing about rich heiresses, socially awkward bachelors, and cougar widows did not make Jane Austen any of those things.

Writing about people who can control earthquakes did not make N.K. Jemisin able to control earthquakes.

Writing about your favorite characters and/or ships in situations that you choose does not make you a bad person.

It’s a shame that in this day and age these things need to be said.

[nyarnamaitar]

Or, in short: the narrator =/ the author.

[oblakom-deactivated20200302]

You know what else is a shame? This nowadays tendency of putting on the author the responsibility of teaching their readers morality.

Authors are allowed to write morally ambiguous characters.

Authors are allowed to write downright despicable characters - and guess what they are even allowed to make despicable characters charismatic and likeble and the protagonists of their stories if they wish - because absolute monsters exist only under the bed.

It is not up to the author to spoonfeed the readers about morality and Yes I know this character did a bad thing and I am going going to show it in the story and make other characters call them out of it and– Bullshit.

The authors should be able to write what they want without having thousands of people jumping and their throats claiming to know them, their ideas and their morality based on what they write.

It’s not up to the author to teach you about what is right and what is wrong.

[petrockgermany]

I get my kicks above the waistline, sunshine 🕶 ☀️ 🌈 . . .

#tastetherainbow #the80sarecalling #andimustgo #bangedupnotbroken #strengthisbeauty #martialarts #hema https://www.instagram.com/p/B0pRF46Ayzb/?igshid=1bu1757s47r7k

[petrockgermany]

Throwback to S2 - repost from way back when

Pencil, filters

[saralee24]

Idk why this was my favorite from this video 😂😂

[petrockgermany]

My day as told by my boy. Sound on, y’all.

I have no idea where this came from, how to reblog it properly, so sorry if this somehow violates tumblr etiquette, but whoever put this out there is a true saint.

[petrockgermany]

“One must always be prepared to liberate treasure.”

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Vala Mal Doran, aka the best thing to take away from a Stargate SG1 binge.

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[petrockgermany]

#torchwood #goatquotes #letthatsinkin https://www.instagram.com/p/Bx08zXuhQSD/?igshid=hjpqw98da9tu