The stranger, the better

[victorious]

Reblog this and money will be entering your life this week

[schizophrenicarchivist-remade-d]

me watching the met gala every fucking year

[theproblematicblogger]

[thiccolas-deactivated20201008]

remember when Kylie Jenner tried to file a lawsuit to get the kylie.com url and kylie minogue’s legal team called her a “background reality tv character” LMDSOIGHOUGHUODHG

[scarjodropdead-deactivated20220]

Someone: Wow you’re so easy to talk to! I feel like our personalities fit so well together!

Me: thanks i made this one special just for you

[supremesaudi]

She was poetry, but he couldn’t read.”

[i-hold-the-snitch]

His name was jarred hes nineteen

[mukuharakazui]

it’s a cold and it’s a broken despacito

[mukuharakazui]

[steejie]

That’s fair

[pissvortex]

film makers are already fighting over who gets the rights to make a movie about that soccer team that got trapped in a cave i swear to god they’re like vultures

[pissvortex]

news report: 500 babies dangling precariously from the edge of a volcano

random film director who REALLY wants an oscar:

[pinche-aquarius]

[officialtvhead]

if i was on queer eye

‪‪bobby: are you using your dirty clothes as a carpet‬?

‪tan: did you just say that you bought this when you were in middle school‬?

‪jonathan: the majority of your hair is split ends‬

‪antoni: ok so typically peanut m&ms are not a breakfast food‬

‪karamo: why are you crying i haven’t said anything yet‬

[nostalgiagetsthe-bestofme]

I really love touching. It doesn’t always have to be in a sexual way, it could be like you sitting next to me and our knees touching a little or you putting your hand on my mine, little things like that mean so much to me and I crave it, all the fucking time, it drives me insane.

[sj0]

you have been visited by the seven magic dragon balls your biggest wish will be granted but only if you reblog

[hersheyhipster]

Couldn’t risk it.

[cephalotodd-deactivated20190310]

we should make fun of americans more. why dont their shops include tax in the price tag. like how much does this item cost? its a surprise :)

[gwystyl]

Y'all can gush about m night shyamalan all you want but the biggest plot twist I’ve ever witnessed is Ben stiller releasing some crusty mummy from a sarcophagus and it ending up being the fine ass Rami Malek

[pfannkuchendammerung]

[fuckyeah-nerdery]

No, the biggest plot twist was that they actually cast an Egyptian to play an Egyptian character.

[voidix]

I will reblog this every time i see it

[cyborgsmanifesto]

dealing with the worst case scenario

your condom breaks

you feel a lump on your breast

your friends are ignoring you

you’re stranded on an island 

you got rejected by a crush

you get into a car accident

you got stung by a bee/wasp

you got fired from your job

you’re in an earthquake

your tattoo gets infected

your house is on fire

you’re lost in the woods

you get arrested abroad

you get robbed

your partner cheated on you

you’re on a ship that’s sinking

you fall into ice

you’re stuck in an elevator

you hit a deer with your car

you have food poisoning

your pet passed away

you fall off of a horse

you or your friend has alcohol poisoning

you have toxic shock syndrome

your house has a gas leak

[4velitta4]

I feel like this could be useful in my future

[astrologypixies-deactivated2016]

REBLOG THIS. I CANNOT STRESS HOW IMPORTANT THIS GUIDES ARE, BOOST THIS SHIT

[getupoffyourcassbutt]

If I don’t reblog this one of these things is definitely going to happen to me

[helvonasche]

I’m reblogging this, and I hope bad things don’t happen to you.. but.. I’m gonna save it too… for writing… and I’m dumb…

[followthebluebell]

I got catcalled today

So I get home, right?  My phone goes off and the caller id shows it’s my manager.  I’m not… entirely happy about this (see: “I literally just got home”).  I answer anyway, and there’s some weird static?   I can’t get my manager to answer me and I start to worry.

I text her instead.

Her cat was fucking sitting on her phone and butt-dialed me.  The ‘static’ I heard was him purring.

the only kind of catcalling that’s acceptable, quite frankly.

[followthebluebell]

My favorite thing about this post is how so many people were ready to fucking throw a punch at catcallers (of the despicable sort). I’m proud of u all.

[paper-mario-wiki]

one of my favorite threats is “youre not invited to my birthday party anymore”.

from ages 4 to 11 its one of the most heinous things you can say, then 12 through 17 its just embarassing cuz teenz think that thats a childish thing to say, but from 18 onward, it only gets more and more effective, if only because it confuses the person youre speaking to.

its like a verbal smoke bomb. it catches them off guard and disorients them to the point that they might not even know how to react.

[1940sbusinessbeaver-deactivated]

Now you’ve thrown them off their rhythm

[portraitofadumbassonfire]