THE PETTY PUMPKIN PATCH

Serving up the pettiest of pumpkin-spiced opinions ❤️‍🔥🎃

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We're gearing up for Summerween with a marathon of Jordan Peele's work, starting with the Academy Award winning film GET OUT! 😵‍💫 The Sunken Place is calling, it's just a tea stir away... ☕✨ Join US or GET OUT! Either way we're saying no no no no no no no no no no no no NOPE!☁️✌️

✂️ Last year we did a commentary on US in the ($15 Pettiest Pumpkin Tier) on Patreon and it's available for your enjoyment in that tier now AND this summer it will be edited for YouTube and moved down into the $5 Party Pumpkin Tier! 🥳 Want our reaction to GET OUT in full-length format & uncensored? 👀 Support the channel & unlock bonus content on Patreon! www.patreon.com/PettyPumpkins

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The cast of one of the most talked about shows in television history has clocked back in to serve yet another season of s*x, dr*gs and... showing h*le and we're here to spill the tea on this messy reunion in a first time watch of EUPHORIA Season 3! ✨💊💋🍏

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💀💄🧟‍♀️ We're all dolled up and ready to dance until we die in this first time watch of HELLO MARY LOU: PROM NIGHT II! Didn't you hear? Mary Lou Maloney didn't come to play around... Crimson Americana Red is the color she's painting the town, and tonight at prom, The Petty Pumpkins are turning it up and Mary Lou is burning it all the way down 🔥👸💐⚡😈

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We're sat upon our Petty Thrones with a fire in our hearts as we prepare for an epic battle in this first time watch of GAME OF THRONES SEASON 6! Our swords are drawn and our faces are many in the most explosive show of the 21st century ❤️‍🔥⚔️🐦‍⬛🎭💥👑

Feast on the entire Game of Thrones saga: all 8 seasons of Thrones + every fiery moment of House of the Dragon... uncut, unfiltered, and unhinged, just how the old gods (and the new) intended 👑🐉 www.patreon.com/PettyPumpkins

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We're blessing hearts and sipping sweet tea (from the jug) in this first time watch of STEEL MAGNOLIAS! We might've just met these magnificent women, but in a way they raised us. Grab a box of tissue because you WILL cry the heaviest of tears in this slice of life movie that has hair higher than heaven and lots of laughs and love to spread 💐🤧🤍

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We couldn't be any more ready than we are right now to be releasing our first time watch of the long awaited sequel to the explosive Radio Silence hit, READY OR NOT 2: HERE I COME! We're married to this franchise now, till death do us part, we've got some hiding to do, but... can we have a cigarette before we start??? 🚬👰🏼‍♀️🩸

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The cast of one of the most talked about shows in television history has clocked back in to serve yet another season of s*x, dr*gs and... showing h*le and we're here to spill the tea on this messy reunion in a first time watch of EUPHORIA Season 3! ✨💊💋🍏

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✝️⛪ Get thee to a nunnery? More like sipping that nunny tea... Holy Sequel! Your prayers have been answered, Pumpkins! We watched SISTER ACT 2: BACK IN THE HABIT and we can honestly say our lives have been changed by this Whoopi double feature. We're happy to be sharing the glory and praise with you! Sister Mary Clarence is back in the habit, doing what she does best: schoolin' and schemin' and singin' and serving... salvation! Join us sisters for gaggery at the nunnery and all the petty tea we're sipping religiously ☕🙏📿

🚨FREEBIE ALERT! Copyright claims are a huge hassle as you know, so sometimes we want to give our YouTube Pumpkins a taste of the patch by offering a FREEBIE like a musical performance reaction in our FREE TIER on Patreon!🚨 Oh Happy Day! It's time for a little glee. We're dropping our reaction to the full performance of the joyous performance of "Oh Happy Day" from SISTER ACT 2: BACK IN THE HABIT!

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The cast of one of the most talked about shows in television history has clocked back in to serve yet another season of s*x, dr*gs and... showing h*le and we're here to spill the tea on this messy reunion in a first time watch of EUPHORIA Season 3! ✨💊💋🍏

Want our reaction to EUPHORIA in full-length format & uncensored? 👀 Support the channel & unlock bonus content on Patreon! www.patreon.com/PettyPumpkins

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👑💋 She's beauty and she's grace... she'll punch you in the face! We're sat (and armed) for a first time watch of the iconic bombshell crime comedy MISS CONGENIALITY, where Sandra Bullock gets made-over into the pageant queen of your dreams and we're soaking in all the nostalgic 2000's realness one painfully plastered, overly-glossed, petroleum-jellied smile at a time! 👠💅🏻💄

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The cast of one of the most talked about shows in television history has clocked back in to serve yet another season of s*x, dr*gs and... showing h*le and we're here to spill the tea on this messy reunion in a first time watch of EUPHORIA Season 3! ✨💊💋🍏

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🙏 You prayed this day would come and we're here to spread the gospel: this movie slaps! It's our first time watching SISTER ACT and we were acting UP! From lounge star to star witness, this crime thriller turns out to be a catholic character-cover-up comedy where Whoopi showed us the light, the notes and our new found family too, sisters indeed! 🎶⛪✝️

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💉🦸‍♂️The long-awaited fifth and final season of THE BOYS has arrived and of course we're in our feels, BUT we're SUPEr excited to be sharing our reactions to the closing of this epic chapter. From Homelander's many menacing death glares to Ashley's immaculate styling of her very few hairs, we're milking this season for all it's worth and joining Starlight's resistance in the process 🧪🇺🇸🥛✨

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We’re diving headfirst into the mayhem with our first-time watch of GEN V Season 2! ✏️ School’s back in session at Godolkin University and let’s just say the syllabus this semester is written in BLOOD! 💉🩸 We're thrilled to be back in The Boys Universe where the chaos, carnage, calamity and campus drama has leveled ALL THE WAY UP.

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🥚 We're painting our eggs early this year—even if Linus warns us against it—in this first time watch of IT'S THE EASTER BEAGLE, CHARLIE BROWN! From Marcie's inability to follow instructions, to Snoopy's frolicking imagination, we're celebrating easter like never before (by looking forward to future holidays in the jolly old times of consumerism and feeling emo about Charlie Brown's lack of pastel-colored-boiled-unborn-chicken) 🐰🐣🍬

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🕶️🔎 It's time for some childhood espionage with our favorite SPY KIDS (and their wildly sexy parents!) This epic family adventures turns 25 this year and we're celebrating with a rewatch that had us in fits of giggles and true gaggery! So come on FoOglies, we're on a mission and we need your help if you want us to reverse those 4 heads on your face! 👍🍔🤖

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🙃Things are getting heated in our first time watch of the award winning Netflix series BEEF, where a road rage incident causes Ali Wong and Steven Yeun to spiral into full crash out mode and we crashed out right along with them because if hating is human, what's the harm in a little BEEF? 🚗🖕🏻

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