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+momo --- (20 minutes ago) peter parker said: oh shit! --- art tag

[thorkizilla]

Avengers Assemble 1x17 - Savages [x]

I WAS ALL SET TO BE MAD THAT THEY WERE MAKING THOR A BIG, DESTRUCTIVE, DUMB IDIOT. BUT NO. HE’S JUST AN OBNOXIOUS DICK WHO THINKS IT’S FUNNY TO CALL LIGHTNING IN THROUGH THE WINDOW TO MAKE POPCORN AND TOTALLY WRECK ALL OF TONY’S SHIT. AND THE HULK SUGGESTING THINGS TO DO NEXT.  I LOST MY FUCKING SHIT AND I’M NOT SURE I’M EVER GETTING IT BACK NOW. WHAT A COUPLE OF ASSHOLES.  I LOVE THEM SO MUCH.

[unclewhisky-deactivated20150726]

The Avengers are always the most fun when they’re acting like a dysfunctional trailer trash family that just happens to have superpowers and goes and saves the world now and then.

[taz-clark]

dysfunctional trailer trash avengers are my kind of people

[cptrcgers]

actual cinnamon roll Thor too good for this world

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Spider-Man (2002)

[yourpresencerequested]

Sorry but if I rocked up at school one day and did a fucking double backflip in the corridor people would be asking more questions than they did in this movie

[peturd-01]

bucky: hey wanna go get food

steve, after talking to peter for a bit about new slang terms: yeet

bucky: what the hell did you just say

[peturd-01]

could you imagine how friggin funny an interaction between steve and peter would be like steve is literally a 90 year old man and talks like one and peters our fave gen z h*cker like

[peturd-01]

my least favorite part of infinity war is when thanos literally kills gamora for the soul stone, and he gets it. Because she was right, that was not love, and it never was, and i’m still pissed that it worked.

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“But, you see, it was just fate that you survived it…you had one last golden egg to give. “

[kevinburnsred-deactivated202304]

always thought that Obadiah looked like Thanos

[d-e-l-ete-d-deactivated20181014]

[auntytoxic-deactivated20250821]

*pants nervously* OHhhhhHHHHHhhH lordieeeee

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[zooweamama-deactivated20201024]

I’ve also noticed that both of them have a similar line in their movies

Obadiah: I never had a taste for this sorta thing, but I must admit, I’m deeply enjoying the suit.

Thanos: fun isn’t something one considers when balancing the universe, but this? Does put a smile on my face.

[jchamphero]

Obadiah didn’t die in the arc reactor explosion but instead was warped to Titan memory wiped and grew into a big purple man

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okay but….

[probsjosh]

The theory grows

[itsallavengers]

[prideslime-moved]

genderfluid loki

x / x / x | x / x / x | x / x / x

[danhumphrey]

Top 5 midgardian things Thor doesn't relate to/understand

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1. shark tank. like the show. he watched it once with bruce and they were like “your evaluation is too high, im gonna need more equity to match that im gonna need a 20% stake” and thor was like is this english

2. alexa/siri/any sort of “common” ai. he thinks every form of ai is like jarvis or friday and can carry on a conversation so he’s like “alexa do you ever think about the cosmos, the running river of time, and how even a god like myself is so small? sorry to burden you with this, i just find myself thinking of my brother loki lately and all the things i never said to him” and alexa is like “the temperature is seventy degrees”

3. um teenagers. not even like youth culture or whatever just like asgardian biology is different and he watches peter parker eat a whole pizza and hes like, how is there that much room in such a small body

4. he doesnt understand like merch related to the avengers he cant fathom why little children want toy mjolnirs because he’s like, wouldnt they just feel bad about not having the real working mjolnir

5. he doesnt understand why midgardians are so gd rude!! someones like “pal im walkin here” and hes like “so am i brother we are all on the same team”

[starkked]

Okay, that didn’t really make sense, but you know what I’m trying to say.

[tbgcaru]

Character study sheet - i will get there, i will find a way of getting the hang of their features and then i could not be stopped

[bluesteelstan]

“It’s more fun when you get to do something different than yourself. I like to think I’m an interesting person, but I don’t know how interesting I really am, to be honest.”

Happy Birthday, Sebastian Stan ♥ (August 13, 1982)

[mishasteaparty]

The brain is a muscle. That’s a muscle and that’s a muscle, they’re all muscles. So I am covered in brains.

[ponteadraws]

“The Revengers?” “Because I’m getting revenge, you’re getting revenge. You’re…”

[peturd-01]

if your feeling down you just gotta turn on immigrant song and remember that thor believes in you

[peturd-01]

of course sebastian stan is a friggin leo what else would he be

[phdna]

It’s been five years and I still don’t know why people don’t think Bucky was such a vintage!geek in the 1940s

Knows by heart how many women there are in New York and casually throws that in a conversation he has when he’s on his way to a science fair

“LOOK AT THAT FUCKING FLYING CAR" “Holy cow” feels

Best friend is a kid who is into arts and takes books with him to the army

“STEVE YOU’RE KEEPING YOUR SUPER HERO OUTFIT RIGHT??”

Smithsonian tells me Bucky was “an excellent athlete who also excelled in the classroom” – like, his grades were good enough Smithsonian thought “hey we should mention that”

If my math teacher wasn’t lying to me, you needed some pretty great math skills to be a good sniper in WW2, so there’s also that

People say “Oh Bucky was into science” but no, god, he was a full-blown nerd