Jul 12
The 3 AM Existential Barking
Me: trying to sleep, thinking about my future, my finances, my life choices
My dog: staring intently at the dark hallway corner at 3:15 AM because he thinks the shadow of the coat rack is a high-level threat variant
Me: Bro please it’s just Ikea furniture
My dog: low, ominous grow
If your dog also has a minor in Dramatic Arts and a PhD in imagining monsters, they probably just need a job for their brain. We found some actual sanity-saving mental puzzles for the chaotic ones: Calm Pet Resources