[tastefullyoffensive]

[nbcthegoodplace]

This is the ONLY Valentine’s gift idea. 

[mbrainspaz]

I really enjoy just existing in hotels. The long identical hallways. The soulless abstract art. The weird noises the air-conditioner makes. Strange city lights in the window. Six stories off the ground. Strangers chatting in the hall. Nothing in the dresser. No past, but an infinite present. 

[sugarpkts]

just walks around your house with one of these and puts out all your candles

[shittynewyorkercartooncaptions]

[sea-salted-wolverine]

When I say I literally screamed I don’t mean like internet screamed

[pinkstarlet]

[caroldanversenthusiast]

This is one of the best lesbian movies i’ve seen and it’s a fricking car commercial

[marvel-x-deactivated20200121]

the real plot twist was that it wasn’t a subaru

[owldee]

I KNEW SOMEONE HAD MADE THE JOKE

[pussylightlytoasted]

Making people laugh literally raises my happiness level

[veryfunnymemes]

[thebootydiaries]

Sean Kingston: ♪She’s indecisive♫

Me: What does that mean?

Sean Kingston: ♬She can’t decide♩

Me: Thanks

[theweirdwideweb]

[geniusoflove]

god i love christian memes im so sorry

[geniusoflove]

compilation

[ampervadasz]

[tits-n-trix]

Boys will absolutely destroy their living space for a joke and I’m glad they take the time to film it

[pettycentral]

[imaslutforcaptainamerica]

Wow I have never related to something more in my LIFE

[crazyshitisay]

Jade started SWINGING

[memewhore]

[bacchino-malato-deactivated2019]

this tweet better than marx

[archiveofidentityconstellations]

apparently Lady Gaga is only 5'1 and somehow I feel lied to

[archiveofidentityconstellations]

look

[preppynihilism]

oh

[citymod]

she literally built a brand on wearing 10 inch heels how the hell did yall not deduce this

[the-rose-cat]

She looks like a toddler who’s having trouble walking in all of these